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Subject: What would you do if you were President!!
I'd take the remains of the "Weather Ballon" that crashed in Roswell in 1947, and make it a really cool Museum.
Subject: Re: What would you do if you were President!!
if i had a good vice president i would resign so that someone with some clue how to run the country would be doing it. If i somehow became president with cheney as my VP i don't know what i'd do but i'd probably have a lot of stress related health problems
Subject: Re: What would you do if you were President!!
I would fix a microwavable TV dinner and listen to the Doobie Brothers, then I would take a shower and go to bed.
Subject: Re: What would you do if you were President!!
Well, being British, if I were Prime Minister I would:
Lower tax and try to get more private companies to start up and/or improve their profits, so that I could tax them at lower rates, but for more money.
Introduce complete segregation in schools based on ability. Have two separate buildings in every school, one for brighter-than-average kids and one for below-average kids. Every year they'd get a test to see which building they'd move into or stay in. That way, thick kids wouldn't be constantly compared to bright kids in their classes, bright kids wouldn't be dragged down to the level of thick kids and all kids would have an incentive to work hard.
Make tobacco a Class B drug. It causes more damage than a lot of other drugs that are already Class Cs or Class Bs.
Subject: Re: What would you do if you were President!!
I would raise the minium wage to a livable wage, ensure education of ALL, and health care of ALL. I would take the cap off of Social Security and make sure that EVERYONE pays their fair share. The fat cats would not get a free ride from me. I would also have caps of campaign spending/giving. I would also change the voting system to instant run-off voting. That way there would be no spoilers. There is probably a lot more that I would do but that it is for starters. ;)
Cat
Subject: Re: What would you do if you were President!!
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I would raise the minium wage to a livable wage, ensure education of ALL, and health care of ALL. I would take the cap off of Social Security and make sure that EVERYONE pays their fair share. The fat cats would not get a free ride from me. I would also have caps of campaign spending/giving. I would also change the voting system to instant run-off voting. That way there would be no spoilers. There is probably a lot more that I would do but that it is for starters. ;)
Cat
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Cat, i think it was what would you do if you were president, not all of congress lol ;)
Subject: Re: What would you do if you were President!!
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Cat, i think it was what would you do if you were president, not all of congress lol ;)
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As president I would use my influences in Congress to pass my agenda. ;)
Cat
Subject: Re: What would you do if you were President!!
First, being the first black President, I'd hit the deck, ducking from the assassins bullet aimed at my head.
Second, I'd find a lesbian latino for vice president to make the next person think twice before shooting at me again...
Subject: Re: What would you do if you were President!!
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First, being the first black President, I'd hit the deck, ducking from the assassins bullet aimed at my head.
Second, I'd find a lesbian latino for vice president to make the next person think twice before shooting at me again...
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ROTFLMAO!!!!! I would vote for you. ;)
Cat
Subject: Re: What would you do if you were President!!
Put Clintons sorry butt in prison for letting convicted criminals go free AND Jerry Ford arrested for letting a another lying prez off the hook