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I have said or done several stupid things in public. Once I was at a fire prevention seminar at work when I was still in my 20s. When the fire marshall opened up the forum for questions, I asked him if flatulance lit up. That's the most vivid memory. Is there anything you did to embarrass yourself?
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;) ;)A guy tried to do that in he movie "Fanny and alexander"Cheers!

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Over the summer my cousin and I spent the day downtown in Chicago. It was close to evening and  me and him were walking down Michigan, now on this street is a street level Bennigans with large picture windows where people were eating. And for no reason at all he decided to run and slam hisself into the window while theses people were getting served and he kept doing it over and over again. The look on the peoples faces was so hilarious it had me on the street rollin'. that was one of the funniest moments in my life
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yeah, that is fun...I remember once one of my friends was telling me that him and another friend were passing a restorant on Halloween, and they both had a mask in their hands, so they decided to put on the masks and lift up their shirts, while running up to the windows in this restorant.  It sounded kinda funny...

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Over the summer my cousin and I spent the day downtown in Chicago. It was close to evening and  me and him were walking down Michigan, now on this street is a street level Bennigans with large picture windows where people were eating. And for no reason at all he decided to run and slam hisself into the window while theses people were getting served and he kept doing it over and over again. The look on the peoples faces was so hilarious it had me on the street rollin'. that was one of the funniest moments in my life
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i did that once...except it wasn't on purpose.  couldn't walk properly for two weeks after that... :-X

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I find it fun to walk down a street and when nobody's paying any attention to what I'm doing I yell out the first thing I see. So I'm walking down the street one day and I yell "GRASS!" And heads whip around for two blocks!
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lol...Ive gotta try that!

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I find it fun to walk down a street and when nobody's paying any attention to what I'm doing I yell out the first thing I see. So I'm walking down the street one day and I yell "GRASS!" And heads whip around for two blocks!
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or youve just gotta state the obvious...go up to someone and say..."you see that car over there?"  They'll say, "yeah," and then you answer, "So do I!"  It does get old though, but its really fun to do to random people on the street.

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gave wrong directions to people driving in cars. What do I look like? A freakin' road map ??? >:(


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there was once like four of us walking along the street, and then a car stopped and asked for directions, and I gave him the right directions, but all of us decided to point in seporate directions, one of my friends pointing up, just to confuse him.  It was funny.

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I find it fun to walk down a street and when nobody's paying any attention to what I'm doing I yell out the first thing I see. So I'm walking down the street one day and I yell "GRASS!" And heads whip around for two blocks!
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my friend and i did that on a boat...we would just yell "BIRD!" randomly and people would turn around.  it was pretty funny.

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One time someone stopped my sister and asked for directions. She turned to them and said, "No speaka English" and walked away. I'm not a gusty as she is (or was). Just my luck, the person would come back at me speaking Spanish.



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I just don't have the guts to do that Catwoman. :(


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I used to say to people that I wanted three kids-one of each. What I say a lot is "kill two stones with one bird." I get a lot of looks and then I tell them that I know what I said and I said it on purpose. In the words of Lewis Carroll, "I say what I mean, and I mean what I say."  ;D



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LMAO.  I wouldve just ran far away from that area, and never returned...

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I walked into one of the toilet cubicles at work to be faced with a huge stinky floater someone had neglected to flush away - turning my nose up in disgust I went into the next cubicle.

When I was washing my hands someone else went into the offending cubicle and did exactly the same thing, which prompted me to say '' I did that ''  - obviously I meant that I'd gone in and come straight back out too,  but unfortunately she thought I meant I'd done it !! When I realised what I'd said I started laughing which seemed to disgust her even more so she stomped out  - I never did get to explain !
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I'm sorry, but this had me laughing out loud so hard. :D

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Nothing worthwhile to report for me, but have to pass on one of my cousin's gems: while everyone was praying in church, she stood up on one of the pews (this was age 4 or thereabouts) and sang at the top of her voice (to the tune of the German national anthem):

"Daddy's wearing mummy's knickers
Do they fit him?  No they don't"



...'fraid I just can't compete with that...
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When I used to go to church (many, many moons ago) there was a "crying room" with toys, etc. for the parents to sit with little ones.  One day, there was a kid in there who couldn't say the "tr" sound, he said it as a "f".  Needless to say, he was screaming at the top of his lungs for a truck that another kid was playing with. ;D :o

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When I used to go to church (many, many moons ago) there was a "crying room" with toys, etc. for the parents to sit with little ones.  One day, there was a kid in there who couldn't say the "tr" sound, he said it as a "f".  Needless to say, he was screaming at the top of his lungs for a truck that another kid was playing with. ;D :o
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Very inventive bit of covering up by the parents, IMO - I reckon he was just shouting what daddy was saying Saturday night ;-)

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Very inventive bit of covering up by the parents, IMO - I reckon he was just shouting what daddy was saying Saturday night ;-)
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ROFL!!!

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I passed gas. ;D


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Wow you just brought back a hilarious yet unpleasant moment for me.
I was once on the bus late at night with my younger brother. There was only us and about three other people riding. Anyways, my brother and I were exchanging some dirty jokes and I had managed to laugh so hard that I let one off-a LOUD one. It was made worse by the emptiness of the bus and the acoustic power of the hard seat that I was sitting on.

There was no way of "passing" responsibility for that one!

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Wow you just brought back a hilarious yet unpleasant moment for me.
I was once on the bus late at night with my younger brother. There was only us and about three other people riding. Anyways, my brother and I were exchanging some dirty jokes and I had managed to laugh so hard that I let one off-a LOUD one. It was made worse by the emptiness of the bus and the acoustic power of the hard seat that I was sitting on.

There was no way of "passing" responsibility for that one!
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LOL! How embarassing! Just out of curiousity, did you look at the people's reactions around you?

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Wow you just brought back a hilarious yet unpleasant moment for me.
I was once on the bus late at night with my younger brother. There was only us and about three other people riding. Anyways, my brother and I were exchanging some dirty jokes and I had managed to laugh so hard that I let one off-a LOUD one. It was made worse by the emptiness of the bus and the acoustic power of the hard seat that I was sitting on.

There was no way of "passing" responsibility for that one!
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Hey what do you want? It happens. What am I supposed to do? keep it in? :P ;D


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Hey what do you want? It happens. What am I supposed to do? keep it in? :P ;D


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I sometimes have a common problem with flatulance. The trick is not to do it in a small area other than the bathroom. And always say "Excuse me". I know this from (bad) experience. :P

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If you really need to emit gas, just do it silently in a big ventilated room.  ;)

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LOL! How embarassing! Just out of curiousity, did you look at the people's reactions around you?
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Yeah, the only thing I noticed was that the lady sitting to the left of us turned beet red. I think she was more embarrassed than I was. The other people acted like they didn't hear anything.

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I sometimes have a common problem with flatulance. The trick is not to do it in a small area other than the bathroom. And always say "Excuse me". I know this from (bad) experience. :P

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I don't say Excuxe Me.Why should I? Hey,I don't if it's coming or not? What am I supposed to do? warn the person first? Yeah,then they'll start running out the room after you tell them. ;D :P

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If you really need to emit gas, just do it silently in a big ventilated room.  ;)
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under my blanket at night. ;D ;D!


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Very inventive bit of covering up by the parents, IMO - I reckon he was just shouting what daddy was saying Saturday night ;-)
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ROFL!!!!!!! That was a good one, Phil!

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under my blanket at night. ;D ;D!


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I sure hope you sleep alone.  Hubby does that, and just so I can still enjoy it, he "fans" the blankets ::)

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I sure hope you sleep alone.  Hubby does that, and just so I can still enjoy it, he "fans" the blankets ::)
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Yes,I sleep alone.I can fart all I want under my blanket.They're ferocious! You better not sleep with me just stay away or sleep somewhere else. ;D :D

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The stupidest thing I've ever done in public.....was yelling @ the top of my lungs, "I USED TO BE A SHEMALE!!!!!" :-[End Quote

you used to be a shemale? :D

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