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Subject: New Years Predictions,Resolutions,etc.
One of my goals is to be ripped by the summer.
Predictions:Beyonce and Justin Timberlake will be the hot couple of the year.
Nick Nolte will commit suicide.
Subject: Re: New Years Predictions,Resolutions,etc.
Resolution:
1. Not so much to lose weight, but to not gain anymore. :-/.
2. Find a higher paying job!!
3. To be more friendly....the first impression I give now is a B****, until people get to know me.
Predictions
1. The Pope will pass away in Feb
2. We will have another attack on US soil :'(.
3. The US will find Osama. ;D
4. The war will escalate. :'(
These are all depressing things, I'll stop now.
Subject: Re: New Years Predictions,Resolutions,etc.
I'll say the Pope dies March 2004.We will catch Bin Laden in 2005 he is one slippery a-hole.
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Resolution:
1. Not so much to lose weight, but to not gain anymore. :-/.
2. Find a higher paying job!!
3. To be more friendly....the first impression I give now is a B****, until people get to know me.
Predictions
1. The Pope will pass away in Feb
2. We will have another attack on US soil :'(.
3. The US will find Osama. ;D
4. The war will escalate. :'(
These are all depressing things, I'll stop now.
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Subject: Re: New Years Predictions,Resolutions,etc.
Resolutions:
1. Eat better/exercise more.
2. Spend more time with my family.
3. Apply myself better to school (stop falling asleep, heh).
4. Get over my shyness and stuff like that.
5. In the summer, get a job (if I can at 14 - if not, I guess I'll have to start up my own little 'business"). I love money. ^_^
Predictions:
1. The Pope will pass away in the first quarter of the year.
2. There will be another attack on U.S. soil (near the end of the year), yet it will be smaller than 9-11. It will most likely be in California, New York, Florida, or D.C.
3. With the war becoming bigger, a new surge of American pride will come out. The punk trend will fade out, and country will be the "new punk".
4. After having a big single in the beginning of the year, Britney Spears will fade out once again.
5. Super Bowl: Eagles vs. Chiefs.
6. Elvis Costello, Melissa Ethridge, Mary J. Blige, Norah Jones, Coldplay, Maroon 5, Weezer, Fiona Apple, Ben Folds, and Eminem will have a big year this year, as well as many country acts.
7. The Dixie Chicks/Toby Keith "rivalry" will escalate.
8. At the '04 VMAs, there will be a parody of the opening performance of the '03 VMAs (the infamous Madonna-Britney-Christina thing).
9. Major record labels' sales will go down slightly, and P2P will be blamed again. However, the cause of the falling sales is a surge in indie music.
10. Surpising fans everywhere, Weird Al releases a new album at the end of 2004, with parodies of 50 Cent and/or Snoop Dogg, Beyonce, Simple Plan, Coldplay, and The Clash.
:P Got my creative mind thinking and guessing. :D
Subject: Re: New Years Predictions,Resolutions,etc.
I see the COWBOYS vs CHIEFS, Parcels will get Coach of the Year.
;D
Subject: Re: New Years Predictions,Resolutions,etc.
Top 20 Stupid Predictions for 2004
1 There will be a brand new color discovered that no one has ever seen before. Jesse Jackson will try to patent it for his coalition.
2 Someone will actually succeed in getting a computer to divide by zero. Someone will write a virus with this algorithm and all affected computers which will be about 85% of all in the world will stop and do absolutely nothing(zero). Internet access speeds for the lucky 15% unaffected by it will be phenomonal.
3 911 phone service will be disconnected because someone will forget to pay the phone bill. By the time it gets paid and reconnected some phone sex company will have leased the number and people everywhere will forget about their emergencies as they engage in risque conversation. Emergency rooms everywhere will be nearly empty while morticians will experience a boom in business.
4 Someone will clone a mime - It'll be all over except for the screaming.
5 The world food crisis will appear to have been solved when someone will invent powered water. Joy will turn to dismay when no one including the inventor will know what to add.
6 A rash of tornados will rip through Afghanistan and cause $250 million in improvements.
7 Al Gore will be the first person to ever get a rectum transplant. Complications will cause the rectum to reject him.
8 Iraq's Tariq Aziz will be typecast for a new movie about the 1960's TV show Bewitched. Aziz will play Darren's boss, Larry Tate.
9 In an effort to once again be first at something in the space race the Russians will send a cosmonaut to the sun. When they are asked by the news media how this will be possible they will proclaim that they will simply send the space craft there at night.
10 The flying cars that were promised by 2000 in the 1960s will still not become a reality. This will cause George Jetson and his family to be born at some later date in the future.
11 A new type of music will develop - rap lyrics vocalized to country music. New music style will be called 'Crap'.
12 Wall street will be renamed to Fall street as the stock market continues to slide downhill.
13 Efforts will be made to measure time on a metric scale with 100 seconds in a minute and 100 minutes in an hour. It will be field tested in three western states and several Canadian provinces where the local economies will soon collapse as people will be working 800 minutes a day as oppossed to 480 minutes a day as they did on standard time. People will work almost twice as long for the same pay. They will stop spending money and sleep while they should be shopping. This trend will reverse itself when someone will realize that they forgot to shorten the interval of a second by almost 50%.
14 Bill Clinton will try marajuana again this year, but this time he won't exhale.
15 Winona Rider will go on trial again for taking the stand in her last trial. If you recall she just took the stand, she did not testify.
16 The Talaban will host a beauty contest. No one will win.
17 In an effort to keep authorities off his tail, Osama Bin Laden will undergo a sex change operation. He will travel around with a circus and be billed as the bearded lady. And we thought he was a b*tch before.
18 Michael Jackson will get a nose transplant causing his face to collapse. His old nose will go on display at Pop Music's hall of fame.
19 IBM and Microsoft will enter into a joint venture to make an interface for artificial intelligence from machine to the human mind. It will be advertised 'Artificial intelligence for those that have none of their own'.
20 Transporter technology will become a reality. Although early tests will work somewhat they will be enough to call the program a success. The first of these tests will be performed on a monkey. The monkey will rematerialize as Barbara Streisand. One giant step backward for monkeykind.
Subject: Re: New Years Predictions,Resolutions,etc.
Predictions:
someone's gonna pass away on Tv and they will show the person. :'(
Osama will be finally captured.
murders,shootings,stabbings will happen. >:( :(
Howard
Subject: Re: New Years Predictions,Resolutions,etc.
Quoting:
4 Someone will clone a mime - It'll be all over except for the screaming.
6 A rash of tornados will rip through Afghanistan and cause $250 million in improvements.
7 Al Gore will be the first person to ever get a rectum transplant. Complications will cause the rectum to reject him.
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LOL!
Subject: Re: New Years Predictions,Resolutions,etc.
Out: Webcams. In: Bloggery.
Out: "You've got mail!" In: "You've got spam!"
Out: Girls Gone Wild. In: Cows Gone Mad.
Out: George W. Bush. In: George W. Busy...anyway.
Out: Elvis sightings. In: Osama sightings.
Subject: Re: New Years Predictions,Resolutions,etc.
i predict that eminem will get sued for something else. (hey, what are the chances of me being wrong?)
Quoting:
Out: Elvis sightings.
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i saw an elvis at the mall on tuesday... :D
Subject: Re: New Years Predictions,Resolutions,etc.
In: Kenny Rogers sightings
www.menwholooklikekennyrogers.com
Subject: Re: New Years Predictions,Resolutions,etc.
Quoting:
Top 20 Stupid Predictions for 2004
1 There will be a brand new color discovered that no one has ever seen before. Jesse Jackson will try to patent it for his coalition.
2 Someone will actually succeed in getting a computer to divide by zero. Someone will write a virus with this algorithm and all affected computers which will be about 85% of all in the world will stop and do absolutely nothing(zero). Internet access speeds for the lucky 15% unaffected by it will be phenomonal.
3 911 phone service will be disconnected because someone will forget to pay the phone bill. By the time it gets paid and reconnected some phone sex company will have leased the number and people everywhere will forget about their emergencies as they engage in risque conversation. Emergency rooms everywhere will be nearly empty while morticians will experience a boom in business.
4 Someone will clone a mime - It'll be all over except for the screaming.
5 The world food crisis will appear to have been solved when someone will invent powered water. Joy will turn to dismay when no one including the inventor will know what to add.
6 A rash of tornados will rip through Afghanistan and cause $250 million in improvements.
7 Al Gore will be the first person to ever get a rectum transplant. Complications will cause the rectum to reject him.
8 Iraq's Tariq Aziz will be typecast for a new movie about the 1960's TV show Bewitched. Aziz will play Darren's boss, Larry Tate.
9 In an effort to once again be first at something in the space race the Russians will send a cosmonaut to the sun. When they are asked by the news media how this will be possible they will proclaim that they will simply send the space craft there at night.
10 The flying cars that were promised by 2000 in the 1960s will still not become a reality. This will cause George Jetson and his family to be born at some later date in the future.
11 A new type of music will develop - rap lyrics vocalized to country music. New music style will be called 'Crap'.
12 Wall street will be renamed to Fall street as the stock market continues to slide downhill.
13 Efforts will be made to measure time on a metric scale with 100 seconds in a minute and 100 minutes in an hour. It will be field tested in three western states and several Canadian provinces where the local economies will soon collapse as people will be working 800 minutes a day as oppossed to 480 minutes a day as they did on standard time. People will work almost twice as long for the same pay. They will stop spending money and sleep while they should be shopping. This trend will reverse itself when someone will realize that they forgot to shorten the interval of a second by almost 50%.
14 Bill Clinton will try marajuana again this year, but this time he won't exhale.
15 Winona Rider will go on trial again for taking the stand in her last trial. If you recall she just took the stand, she did not testify.
16 The Talaban will host a beauty contest. No one will win.
17 In an effort to keep authorities off his tail, Osama Bin Laden will undergo a sex change operation. He will travel around with a circus and be billed as the bearded lady. And we thought he was a b*tch before.
18 Michael Jackson will get a nose transplant causing his face to collapse. His old nose will go on display at Pop Music's hall of fame.
19 IBM and Microsoft will enter into a joint venture to make an interface for artificial intelligence from machine to the human mind. It will be advertised 'Artificial intelligence for those that have none of their own'.
20 Transporter technology will become a reality. Although early tests will work somewhat they will be enough to call the program a success. The first of these tests will be performed on a monkey. The monkey will rematerialize as Barbara Streisand. One giant step backward for monkeykind.
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LOL...whole thing!!!
Subject: Re: New Years Predictions,Resolutions,etc.
1. Bush will win the election.
2. Guns n' Roses will make another high-profile appearance, only to disappear back into oblivion once again.
3. Ashton Kutcher experiences wicked backlash.
4. Jay-Z releases next album.
Subject: Re: New Years Predictions,Resolutions,etc.
1. Terrorist attack will occur on the west coast of the USA or in Britain during the month of June.
2. The Pope will die in July.
3. Stockmarkets will begin to recover, then collapse again.
4. SARS will continue to reappear, but an effective vaccine will be created.
5. There will be no new evidence of life on Mars.
6. Box office sales will continue to break new records and the summer blockbuster movies will contain many sequals to movies I didn't see/hated.
3. People will realize that we are in the middle of a decade and wonder where all the time went.
5. On Jan. 1st, 12:01am local time, there will be many people celebrating, for reasons I cannot predict. ;D
Subject: Re: New Years Predictions,Resolutions,etc.
"Murders,shootings,stabbings will happen?"thats no prediction its a daily thing in life ::)Now your person on tv dying live on the air.....I'll say Peter Jennings.
Other celebrity deaths:Danny Devito,George Steinbrenner,Dom DeLuise
Also Rush Limbaugh will go in hiding because of more controversy.He will quit his show and go into rehab.....THANK GOD!
Quoting:
Predictions:
someone's gonna pass away on Tv and they will show the person. :'(
Osama will be finally captured.
murders,shootings,stabbings will happen. >:( :(
Howard
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Subject: Re: New Years Predictions,Resolutions,etc.
Quoting:
In: Kenny Rogers sightings
www.menwholooklikekennyrogers.com
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Kenny Rogers sightings are in! This year I did a report and a presentation about that website for my english class...people laughed at it though.
Subject: Re: New Years Predictions,Resolutions,etc.
No,I meant someone like an actor or actress will pass away.You just can't turn on the radio and TV without hearing that someone died the night before.
-Osama will finally be captured.
-someone will get run over by a car.
-someone will get married or divorced.
-new music artists will emerge in 04'
-another Summer blackout
-warm Winter.
-Michael Jackson will go to jail and headlines will say "Jacko-Jail-O.
Howard
Subject: Re: New Years Predictions,Resolutions,etc.
Quoting:
No,I meant someone like an actor or actress will pass away.You just can't turn on the radio and TV without hearing that someone died the night before.
-Osama will finally be captured.
-someone will get run over by a car.
-someone will get married or divorced.
-new music artists will emerge in 04'
-another Summer blackout
-warm Winter.
-Michael Jackson will go to jail and headlines will say "Jacko-Jail-O.
Howard
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??? Could we have a clue....LOL ;D
Subject: Re: New Years Predictions,Resolutions,etc.
Quoting:
1. Bush will win the election.
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If he wins the election again, I'll go mad!
Subject: Re: New Years Predictions,Resolutions,etc.
Resolutions:
1) To stop getting "drunk". I guess "tipsiness" is ok, but no more than that.
2) To go to rap/hip-hop clubs less often (no matter how much one of my friends begs me to go with her). :P
3) To have better eating habits
4) To cut out gluttony in my vocabulary (even though I somehow manage to still fit into a single dress size this is still wrecking my health).
5) To exercise more.
6) To organize my life including my housekeeping skills. :P
7) To learn to relax.
Predictions: 1) That I won't keep my resolutions, especially #4
2) That Demi Moore and Ashton Klutcher will break up :P
3) Another SARS outbreak (except it won't last as long)
4) Josh Hartnett will get engaged
5) Jennifer Lopez will become engaged, again :P
6) Alberta will talk about separating from Canada
7) W. Bush will make a fool of himself yet again.
8) Prince Charles and Camilla engaged.
Subject: Re: New Years Predictions,Resolutions,etc.
BTW, with the last prediction, I don't think it will be 8); it's just that when I list the number eight, I get that symbol.
Subject: Re: New Years Predictions,Resolutions,etc.
Yeah The Pope will pass away, sometime next year.
Subject: Re: New Years Predictions,Resolutions,etc.
I predict: Hopefully a much better year in general.
Resolution: Lose 20 lbs. worth of excess weight. :P
Subject: Re: New Years Predictions,Resolutions,etc.
Oh geez..."Howard""You forgot someone will eat a meal or someone will breathe oxygen" ::)
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No,I meant someone like an actor or actress will pass away.You just can't turn on the radio and TV without hearing that someone died the night before.
-Osama will finally be captured.
-someone will get run over by a car.
-someone will get married or divorced.
-new music artists will emerge in 04'
-another Summer blackout
-warm Winter.
-Michael Jackson will go to jail and headlines will say "Jacko-Jail-O.
Howard
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Subject: Re: New Years Predictions,Resolutions,etc.
Quoting:
If he wins the election again, I'll go mad!
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My suggestion is to get it out of the way and go mad now, because Bush will win the election.
Subject: Re: New Years Predictions,Resolutions,etc.
Im a democrat and IM voting for Bush in 2004.
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My suggestion is to get it out of the way and go mad now, because Bush will win the election.
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Subject: Re: New Years Predictions,Resolutions,etc.
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Im a democrat and IM voting for Bush in 2004.
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THAT is refreshing to hear...and to all those that will go "Mad" if Bush wins just know that I endured EIGHT LONG YEARS with "Slick-Willy" and Billary Clinton so try and be strong ;) BTW, if you really can't stand Bush and he wins again you could always move out of the country with Alec Baldwin, Babs and Rosie....just like they said they were going to do if Bush won last time...oh wait, they're STILL here...guess they lie just like thier hero clinton :P
Subject: Re: New Years Predictions,Resolutions,etc.
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THAT is refreshing to hear...and to all those that will go "Mad" if Bush wins just know that I endured EIGHT LONG YEARS with "Slick-Willy" and Billary Clinton so try and be strong ;) BTW, if you really can't stand Bush and he wins again you could always move out of the country with Alec Baldwin, Babs and Rosie....just like they said they were going to do if Bush won last time...oh wait, they're STILL here...guess they lie just like thier hero clinton :P
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Hey now. Baldwin has repeatedly denied saying any such thing. A little research tells me that the only verifiable thing that was said is Kim Basinger saying that her husband said he would leave the country, and a whole bunch of angry denials from Alec himself. This may be one of the reasons they aren't a couple anymore. Apparently Streisand has said no such thing either.
Celebrities who said they'd leave the country:
Eddie Vedder, lead singer of Pearl Jam
Robert Altman, famous director of "MASH," "Nashville," and other movies I've never seen
Pierre Salinger, who actually did leave the country
Subject: Re: New Years Predictions,Resolutions,etc.
I can definitely see why some democrats would vote for Bush; the dems don't exactly have anyone that great representing them as of yet, IMO.
Oops, did I just say that? :-X
One million apologies and we should take further political and off-topic discussions to another thread and possibly the 2000's board. ;D ;D Thank you, thank you. ;D
<backs away slowly>
Subject: Re: New Years Predictions,Resolutions,etc.
Quoting:
Hey now. Baldwin has repeatedly denied saying any such thing. A little research tells me that the only verifiable thing that was said is Kim Basinger saying that her husband said he would leave the country, and a whole bunch of angry denials from Alec himself. This may be one of the reasons they aren't a couple anymore. Apparently Streisand has said no such thing either.
Celebrities who said they'd leave the country:
Eddie Vedder, lead singer of Pearl Jam
Robert Altman, famous director of "MASH," "Nashville," and other movies I've never seen
Pierre Salinger, who actually did leave the country
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I guess I just WISH that Babs, Rosie and Alec would also leave...along with Rob Reiner and Mike Farrell ::)
Subject: Re: New Years Predictions,Resolutions,etc.
I resolve to try to cut down on all the coffee I've been consuming over the past year....!
Heck NO! ;D ( I Love my coffee) :D
Howard
Subject: Re: New Years Predictions,Resolutions,etc.
I predict that I will finally reach my goal in getting a job.
I will finally reach 30 years old. ;D
I will also finally reach the $2,000 dollar mark in my bank account! ;D
Howard