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Subject: 15 things to do at wal-mart
... while your spouse takes their sweet time...
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they are not looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest room.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares,...... and see what happens.
5. Go to the service desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a CAUTION WET FLOOR sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask "why can't you people just leave me alone.
9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the pharmacy is because you have to pick up your antidepressants.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible"
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say 'Pick Me! Pick Me'
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly "There is no toilet paper in here!"
Subject: Re: 15 things to do at wal-mart
But the best thing you could ever do at Wal-Mart would be to leave the store immediately and drive to the nearest Target.
Sorry, but I am amazed at the crap I've put up with at Wal-Marts over the past few months.
Subject: Re: 15 things to do at wal-mart
I have done #6 and have the pictures to prove it. ;D
I have also changed the large price signs they use with big displays. For example, if they are advertising laundry baskets at $3.88, I'd change it to $43.88 or something. Also, if the sign says "2 for $5" I'd flip the number so it said, "1 for $5."
I am not as terrible as you may think. :)
Subject: Re: 15 things to do at wal-mart
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But the best thing you could ever do at Wal-Mart would be to leave the store immediately and drive to the nearest Target.
Sorry, but I am amazed at the crap I've put up with at Wal-Marts over the past few months.
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You're preaching to the choir. :)
Subject: Re: 15 things to do at wal-mart
Quoting:
... while your spouse takes their sweet time...
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they are not looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest room.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares,...... and see what happens.
5. Go to the service desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a CAUTION WET FLOOR sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask "why can't you people just leave me alone.
9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the pharmacy is because you have to pick up your antidepressants.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible"
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say 'Pick Me! Pick Me'
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly "There is no toilet paper in here!"
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lol...too bad there arent any wall marts around here lol
Subject: Re: 15 things to do at wal-mart
LMAO.
my goal in life is to enter a wal-mart while wearing a shirt that reads "I LOVE KMART."
Subject: Re: 15 things to do at wal-mart
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LMAO.
my goal in life is to enter a wal-mart while wearing a shirt that reads "I LOVE KMART."
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Ive done stuff similar to that....they dont care
Subject: Re: 15 things to do at wal-mart
LOL! Really good list!
Here's some more...
1: stalk an employee, then when the catch on, run up to them and say, "how do you like it?"
2: talk to complete strangers acting like an employee, and then reveal that youre not after giving them advice
3: take a whole load of clothing into the fitting room, make sure everyone notices you, and then come out with all of them on at once then say loudly, "they dont fit!"
4: walk through every isle of the store aimlessy for hours, then leave and buy nothing
5: Lay on the ground and go to sleep
6: go into the pet section(if there is one), and suggest to take all the dogs on a test walk before purchase
7: Whenever you pass an employee, talk of a great, "raise for all the customer's salories" at K-Mart
8: buy rat poison, a riffle, a cutting knife, and some form of bullets, and comment to the employee checking your stuff that youre just, "Taking care of some unfinished bussiness"
9: bring a compass and stand in teh middle of everything turning in circles to see which direction youre facing
10: Comment on your college education in front of all the employees
Subject: Re: 15 things to do at wal-mart
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... while your spouse takes their sweet time...
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they are not looking.
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If you're talking about a Super Wal-mart would that mean those are Super Condoms ??? ;D
Subject: Re: 15 things to do at wal-mart
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15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly "There is no toilet paper in here!"
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lol
Subject: Re: 15 things to do at wal-mart
*16-"You Killed K-mart,you idiots! ;D
Howard
Subject: Re: 15 things to do at wal-mart
17: Acquire about ten or twelve balloons and write rude or witty slogans on them in felt pen. Then go up to several people in turn, smile, and tie a balloon to each of their trolleys.
Subject: Re: 15 things to do at wal-mart
18-pretend to use their company phone. ;D
Howard
Subject: Re: 15 things to do at wal-mart
I changed around the price sign outside Fred Meyers and some old lady saw me and started yelling at me.
Subject: Re: 15 things to do at wal-mart
Hehe, this is great stuff. I should try it all out at my local Tesco's.
Subject: Re: 15 things to do at wal-mart
pretend to be part of the staff even though you're a customer. ;D
Howard