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...Watching Balamory every day in the holidays...
...Pretending my sister was my girlfriend and scaring all my friends.

I dunno which of those is the craziest.
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Ah! These two are the craziest (though I liked the Ossama Bin Laden Pizza head idea). Is that the one where the song goes 'What's the story, Balamory?' If so, that inventor in a kilt called Archie is a right wierdo.

That postman looks like something out of a 'Noddy' book as well.  ;D

As for pretending your sister is your girlfriend - Crazy stuff!!

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Mine would have to be either skinny dipping or taking all my food out of my fridge and climbing inside (at the age of 20, not 5 as you might think!).
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That is a classic! You managed to get yourself into a fridge? Are you a contortionist, Def Trick?  ;D

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Mine would probably be going to a Black Tie party in er.. a black tie

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And nothing else?   :o

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And nothing else?   :o
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;-)  It was a friend's twenty-first birthday party... it was a rather big tie, though

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Jumped from the tenth step... nearly made it, too...
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ooo, I once did something like this, I believe there were 12 steps, I made it, then fell, then proceeded to roll on the ground, then made it to my feet, fell again because my ankles hurt, and lied there for a few secconds until I had strength again.  And worst of all, a teacher saw it all  :o, but she said nothing.

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If so, that inventor in a kilt called Archie is a right wierdo.
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Hey, he's my favourite character! ;D
Just a theory, but I reckon there's something going on between him and PC Plum. Why else would Archie ask Plummers to come over to help look for a guinea pig?

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Jumped from the tenth step... nearly made it, too...
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What was the hospital food like and do you think the physio is helping?? ;D

I'm not commenting on crazy things I've done.  You never know my kids might one day read this!  All I can say is that by rights I really should be dead and buried!

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Hey, he's my favourite character! ;D
Just a theory, but I reckon there's something going on between him and PC Plum. Why else would Archie ask Plummers to come over to help look for a guinea pig?
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Ha ha! I don't doubt that one, @sskicker.

I used to modify the song that PC Plum used to have (you may have to watch Balamory again to see where I got this from).

'With my magnifying glass
I look up a ladybirds @ss'

Ho ho! I nearly died laughing after I made that one up. Such is my sense of humour . . .

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What was the hospital food like and do you think the physio is helping?? ;D
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Oh wait, I know the craziest thing I've ever done.  It was when I forgot to add water to that Ragu Pasta stuff (exact same thing as Easy Mac).  I don't exactly know how that happened, but the worst part is, I spent like an hour trying to figure out what I did wrong.  I saw all these black noodles and smelled smoke, and, that's right, I couldn't figure out what I did wrong.  This happened last year.End Quote

LOL!  The exact same thing happened to my 7-year-old daughter about 2 months ago!  Now I always ask her (before she puts it in the microwave) if she added water!  ::) ;D

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LOL!  The exact same thing happened to my 7-year-old daughter about 2 months ago!  Now I always ask her (before she puts it in the microwave) if she added water!  ::) ;D
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Well now I don't feel so dumb.  I'm glad I'm not the only one. ;D

I swear, I don't know how it happened.  There are like three directions...the first one being add water... sheesh...

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look what I have to follow  ::)

anyway, i thought of another.....for a psychology project in 12th grade, me and a friend stood outside my house at the STOP sign and held a big sign that said "If you stop at STOP sign, we will give you a can of soda".....and whenever a car stopped, I would walk over and offer them a can of soda.....it didnt work well...it seemed the people sped through the sign just to get away from us...  ::)
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I was there too, I was the one taking the pictures.  I think maybe the only person who took a can was someone you knew, if Im not mistaken.  And the three of us looked like complete idiots.  

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I can't make easy mac, I think they should call it hard mac.  Every time I try to make it I put the cheese in first, even though it says not to, I don't think they label those packets good enough.
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they really don't, i sit there and poke the bags until i figure out which one has the macaroni inside.

microwaving the cheese doesn't seem to affect the taste very much though.

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they really don't, i sit there and poke the bags until i figure out which one has the macaroni inside.

microwaving the cheese doesn't seem to affect the taste very much though.
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I almost burnt my house down with Easy Mac the other day....I forgot to add water. ::)

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Oh wait, I know the craziest thing I've ever done.  It was when I forgot to add water to that Ragu Pasta stuff (exact same thing as Easy Mac).  I don't exactly know how that happened, but the worst part is, I spent like an hour trying to figure out what I did wrong.  I saw all these black noodles and smelled smoke, and, that's right, I couldn't figure out what I did wrong.  This happened last year.

The second craziest/flat out stupidest thing I've ever done would be when I was coloring a poster for American History class of the Lewis and Clark Expedition.  I drew a map of the United States (which looked decent) and was coloring the ocean (obviously not paying attention) when my history teacher pointed out to me that I had colored water all around the United States, making it an island.  I must have totally forgotten about Mexico and Canada.  This happened last week.

Folks, I am not usually this big of an idiot.
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LOL, I did the same thing yesterday (see above post). After that, to get rid of the smell, I took Lysol Spray and started running through the house with it, going on a rampage. It was hilarious.

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Haha, all of the kids here seem to not be able to make simple microwave dinners ;D


I still can't believe I did that...
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We need to a duet parody about not being able to make microwave dinners.... :D :D

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We need to a duet parody about not being able to make microwave dinners.... :D :D
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;D  I'll keep that in mind...



Okay, I just tripped on an ice cube.  I was taking ice cubes out of the tray when I dropped one on the floor... I was walking to the paper towels to pick it up when BAM... I slam into the counter...

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I almost burnt my house down with Easy Mac the other day....I forgot to add water. ::)
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once, i was cooking a microwavable dinner and instead of setting the timer for 3:00, i set it to 30:00...i did reset the timer after it had been cooking for about 1:30... ::)

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Lift up 850 lbs on the "leg press" with one leg  :o :o of course I walked, or shall I say limped, away with a sprained muscle...
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I used to lift weights in High School.15 years later.I can't do squat.I'm flabby. :P :D

Howard

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I used to lift weights in High School.15 years later.I can't do squat.I'm flabby. :P :D

Howard
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lol...Id hate to lose what I got now...muscle wise I mean...

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i once used a sixteen pound bowling ball because i was too lazy to find another one.  i ended up with tendonitis.
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lol...been there...

Well today was another day I went to the weight room, its fun with all the seventh graders, and I tell them things to do suggestively, and they listen!  :D then one sets the "Millitary press" for 120 lbs, and cannot even lift it, then I go up to it and lift it, and I got like a whole clan of followers now.  I guess all that time standing in the corner doing tricept curls with a 25lb weight paid off....

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Have you ever seen those kids' toys that are like a little man made of sticky material? The idea is to throw them at the wall and they stick, then they slowly flop down the wall to the floor.

Well a few years ago I was out in town and very drunk. For some reason I decided it would be a good idea to emulate one of these "sticky men" against the plate glass window of a Chinese restaurant. I took a long run up from across the road then launched myself flat against the window with my arms & legs splayed out. Then I slowly slipped down the window with my face pressed up against the glass.

The manager came charging outside & threatened me with the police but I went ahead & did it again...about 3 times...everyone inside was standing around looking at me, presumably thinking I was going to come crashing through the window. Then they sent out the Chinese chef from the kitchen with a dangerous looking meat cleaver...he waved it about in my face and, although drunk, I didn't stay around to argue.
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LOL!  That's too funny!!!  ;D  I got a very vivid image as I was reading this.   It's easy to see now how you got your username, Maddog!  ;)

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once, i was cooking a microwavable dinner and instead of setting the timer for 3:00, i set it to 30:00...i did reset the timer after it had been cooking for about 1:30... ::)
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I once boiled some eggs. I forgot all about them and went upstairs. I started hearing something and went downstairs to see what the noise was (I thought the cats were doing something). I found eggs popping everywhere. It was such a mess to clean up and the place smelled like burnt eggs for a long time.  :P  After that, whenever I put eggs on to boil, I also put on the timer. Learned my lesson.  ;)



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Have you ever seen those kids' toys that are like a little man made of sticky material? The idea is to throw them at the wall and they stick, then they slowly flop down the wall to the floor.

Well a few years ago I was out in town and very drunk. For some reason I decided it would be a good idea to emulate one of these "sticky men" against the plate glass window of a Chinese restaurant. I took a long run up from across the road then launched myself flat against the window with my arms & legs splayed out. Then I slowly slipped down the window with my face pressed up against the glass.

The manager came charging outside & threatened me with the police but I went ahead & did it again...about 3 times...everyone inside was standing around looking at me, presumably thinking I was going to come crashing through the window. Then they sent out the Chinese chef from the kitchen with a dangerous looking meat cleaver...he waved it about in my face and, although drunk, I didn't stay around to argue.
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LMAO...i did that once, my friends wanted me to imitate a fly hitting a windshield of a car, so i ran into a wall. ::)

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Have you ever seen those kids' toys that are like a little man made of sticky material? The idea is to throw them at the wall and they stick, then they slowly flop down the wall to the floor.

Well a few years ago I was out in town and very drunk. For some reason I decided it would be a good idea to emulate one of these "sticky men" against the plate glass window of a Chinese restaurant. I took a long run up from across the road then launched myself flat against the window with my arms & legs splayed out. Then I slowly slipped down the window with my face pressed up against the glass.

The manager came charging outside & threatened me with the police but I went ahead & did it again...about 3 times...everyone inside was standing around looking at me, presumably thinking I was going to come crashing through the window. Then they sent out the Chinese chef from the kitchen with a dangerous looking meat cleaver...he waved it about in my face and, although drunk, I didn't stay around to argue.
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lol...that was one funny thing to do Maddog.  Gotta try it sometime...

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I once boiled some eggs. I forgot all about them and went upstairs. I started hearing something and went downstairs to see what the noise was (I thought the cats were doing something). I found eggs popping everywhere. It was such a mess to clean up and the place smelled like burnt eggs for a long time.  :P  After that, whenever I put eggs on to boil, I also put on the timer. Learned my lesson.  ;)



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Hey Kat,How the heck can you burn eggs,it's impossible! fry,yes...but burning? I don't know! ??? ;D


Howard

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this happened last night...

my friends and i were walking to walmart at about 8:00 at night, so it was already dark.  we were in a shopping center, and because we are stupid, we were running in the middle of the aisles of the parking lot.

so then my friend and i have the brillant idea: why don't we race to walmart?  so we starting sprinting down the sidewalk, in front of a lot of open stores with people watching us.  i tripped, which caused me to slam into the front window of one of the stores.  i kind of bounced off the glass and fell onto the concrete and slid at least half a foot.

all my friends come running over, trying really hard not to laugh (because i had just made an a$$ of myself in front of several people i didn't know ::)) and they helped me limp to walmart.  i gave two of my friends $5 to buy me a box of band-aids, and my other friend and i went into the bathroom.  i washed out my right elbow (which was now bleeding), except there were no paper towels, so i had to use toilet paper (:-X) to dry my elbow.  my left knee (the same one i killed snowboarding last year) is also missing two or three layers of skin and it's a little swollen.  amazingly, the knees of my jeans didn't rip.

the moral of the story: don't run.

edit: fixed grammar.
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That sounds like something that would happen to me.  :(

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I don't remember going outside in my underwear or Pj's. :D
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I've done it a few times.

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Now I see what you meant in your thread 'Video game rage'.  :)
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I've done it a few times.
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I ran downstairs naked getting something from my bookbag.I just got out of my shower. :D


Howard