From 1994 Aussie film, Muriels Wedding......

When I lived in Porpoise Spit, I used to sit in my room for hours and listen to Abba songs. But since I've met you and moved to Sydney, I haven't listened to one Abba song. That's because my life is as good as an Abba song. It's as good as Dancing Queen.


From Apocalyps Now........

I love the smell of napalm in the morning

From Captain Corellis Mandolin.............

Love itself is what is left over when being in love has burned away, and this is both an art and a fortunate accident. Your mother and I had it, we had roots that grew towards each other underground, and when all the pretty blossom had fallen from our branches we found that we were one tree and not two.

From Die Hard:  "Yippie ki yay mother F&*#$@"

I'm sorry, I can't come to the door right now. I'm very ill and I'm afraid that in my weakened condition, I could take a nasty spill down the stairs and subject myself to further school absences.  You can reach my parents at their places of business. Thank you for stopping by. I appreciate your concern for my well-being.  Have a nice day.

haha!  now that's a good one!   :D

excuse me if I cant qote them exactly.....

From the Godfather part III: "Once I think Im out, they pull me back in!"

Caddy Shack: "Youre crazy!" "oh, thats what they said about the Son of Sam"

Animal house: "hey, are you guys playing cards?"

cLERKS: just the whole construction workers on the Death star thing lol

Annie Hall: "They say that if you cant do, teach, and if you cant teach, teach gym...well, I guess the ones at our high school were the ones that couldnt even do that"

Love and Death: "What would Socrates do?  You know, all those ancient greeks, they were homosexuals......lets see, A) Socrates is a man, b)all men are socrates, that means that all mean are homosexuals...that cant be right, I mean, Im not a homosexual, there are also hedrosexuals, and bisexuals, and people that dont thinka bout sex at all...they become lawyers"

The Jerk: "I might be getting some extra work in the future, Patty promised me that next week I was gonna get a blo---" ok, lets not finish that one lol

Dr Stranglove: "gentelmenYou cant fight in here, this is the war room!"

Blazing saddles: "Scuse me while I Whip this out"  (at one time I had my computer say this everytime it started up lol

Airplane: "OOOH! Theres a sale at Macys!"

Ghostbusters: "Ray, when someones asks you if youre a God, say yes!"

This is spinal tap:  you know what...jus the whole movie lol

Animal crackers: "While I was in surafari in Africa, I shot an elephant in my pajamas...how he got in my pajamas, Ill never know"

Fast times at ridgemont high: "You hear that? THats my skull!"

"Back to school" : its a jungle out there, always look out for #1..but dont step in #2"  

Monty Python and the Holy Grail: "you see him, he must be a king" "Why do you say that?" "Because he's not covered in s***!"

thats it for now...and I know all but one were comedies////

From Office Space:

Bob:  Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately.
Peter:  I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob!

"The ratio of people to cake is too big."


From Ferris Bueller's Day Off:

"You fake a stomach cramp, and when you're bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms.  It's a little childish and stupid, but then, so is high school."

"Don't think twice.  It's understanding that makes it possible for people like us to tolerate a person like yourself."


From American Beauty:

"Lose it?  I didn't lose it.  It's not like, 'Whoops, where'd my job go?'  I quit!"

"It's okay.  I wouldn't remember me either."


From Old School:

"I thought we were in the trust tree, with the nest, are we not?"


I will post more when they come to me!

Casablanca:
Louis: I am shocked! Shocked, to find gambling in this establishment!

Sasha: Here's your winnings.

Louis: Oh, thank you.


Excalibar:
Merlin: Rest in the arms of the dragon.


Witches of Eastwick:

Alex: I think... no, I am positive... that you are the most unattractive man I have ever met in my entire life. You know, in the short time we've been together, you have demonstrated EVERY loathsome characteristic of the male personality and even discovered a few new ones. You are physically repulsive, intellectually retarded, you're morally reprehensible, vulgar, insensitive, selfish, stupid, you have no taste, a lousy sense of humor and you smell. You're not even interesting enough to make me sick.

Two movies that have many, many quotes that I love-1776 and Crimes of Passion.

There are many others but this should do for now.  ;D


Cat

from UHF:

"YES! YES! IT'S ALL TRUE! I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME!"
"Oh look! They're really mad now!"
"Stupid! You're so STUPID!"

from Amadeus:
"You don't have to do anything for me ever again.  I'm leaving."
"What are you doing, heir director...WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!!!"
"Everybody liked me.  I liked myself.  Until he came."

From THE MUMMY:

Evelyn: Look, I -- I may not be an explorer, or an adventurer, or a treasure-seeker, or a gunfighter, Mr. O'Connell! But I am proud of what I am!

Rick O'Connell: And what is that?

Evelyn: I... am a librarian!


From RUSHMORE:

Dr Peter Flynn: I understand you're a neurosurgeon.

Bert Fischer: No, I'm a barber, but a lot of people make that mistake.


From SHIRLEY VALENTINE:

Costas :  Dreams.  They're never where you think they'll be

From "The Graduate"

Benjamin Braddock : I'm going to Berkley and I'm going to marry Elaine

Benjamin Braddock's father : I dunno, Ben, this whole idea sounds pretty half-baked to me

Benjamin Braddock : Oh no, It's completely baked

The Outlaw Josey Wales

Josey Wales: You a bounty hunter?
Bounty Hunter: A man's got to do something for a living these days.
Josey Wales: Dying ain't much of a living, boy."

The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly

Clint Eastwood as Man With No Name (Blondie): You see in this world there's two kinds of people my friend, those with loaded guns, and those who dig...you dig.

Anything from Mallrats

And anything from "Army Of Darkness"

from The taking of Pelham 123

Robert Shaw: wheres the other guy?
Jerry Stiller: Even great men have to pee

more!

from Animal House: "Excuse me, my kid cant see, can he stand in front of you?" "No!"......(kid sitting on bed reading playboy, woman flys through window)kid: Thank You God!

From Clerks:
costumer: are either of these movies any good?
Randell:(nose burried in magazene) I dotn know
costumer: you didnt even look
Randell: yes I did
costumer: (hides movies, then takes them back out)how about these?
Randell: they suck
costumer: these are the same two movies
Randell: you know what lady, I dotn like your trying to prove me wrong
costumer: fine then, maybe Ill just tear up my membership and go elsewhere
Randell: fine
costumer: screw you!(exit)
(Randell jumps over counter and out door)
Randell: what?  did you just say screw me?  Thats it, Im tearing up your membership!

the breakfast club:

Bender: How come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up, we'll all get up, IT'LL BE ANARCHY!


Bender: You won't accept a boy's tongue in your mouth, and yet you're willing to eat that?
Claire: Can I eat?
Bender: I don't know. Give it a try.

pretty in pink

Duckie is thrown into the girls' bathroom by some fellow students. He looks around:
Duckie: Wait a minute. We don't have none of this stuff in the boys' room. Wait a minute. We don't got none of this. We don't got doors on the stalls in the boys' room. We don't have--what is this? --we don't have a candy machine in the boys' room. We don't got none of that, none of that.


Iona tells Andie about her prom.
Iona: It was the first and last time I ever looked normal--you know, relatively speaking. It would have been a fairy tale if my date hadn't been the only one at the prom with a wife and two kids.

ferris bueller's day off

Teacher: (taking attendance) Bueller?....... Bueller?.......Bueller?
Girl: Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with a girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious

Hood: There's somebody you should talk to.
Jeannie: If you say "Ferris Bueller" you lose a testicle.
Hood: Oh, you know him?

Ferris Bueller produced some classic quotes !  ;D


From the movie Harold and Maude (1971)

Everyone has the right to make an ass out of themselves, you can't let the world judge you too much.

I love that one !

From Blues Brothers

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it.

8) 8)

hi, this is car 343...we're in a truck

From Chocolat

Josephine: Who says I don't know how to use a skillet?

Airplane:

Ted (Robert Hayes): Surely, you can't be serious.

Dr. Rumack (Leslie Neilsen): I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.


The Treasure of the Sierra Madre:

Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!


UHF:

Badgers? We don't need no stinkin' badgers!  ;)



Cat

Here's the best movie quote ever:

from fast times at ridgemont high

AWESOME, TOTALLY AWESOME!

Dirty Harry....

Mayor: I don't want to have any more trouble like you had last year in the Filmore District, understand? That's my policy.
Harry: "Yeah, well when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the b*****d that's my policy.
Mayor: Intent? How did you establish that?
Harry: "When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross."

Dirty Harry...

Harry: Ah-ah, I know what you're thinking. You're thinking did he fire six shots or only five? And to tell you the truth I've forgotten myself in all this excitement. But being this is a .44 Magnum - the most powerful hand gun in the world and will blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question--Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk!

"It's like a cage with golden bars"
"Another round for all my friends!"  From Barfly

This movie has already been quoted from but it was one of the best films of the '70s and Clint Eastwoods greatest.

"There is iron in your words of death for all Comanche to see, and so there is iron in your words of life. It is good that warriors such as we meet in the struggle of life... and death. It shall be life."  

Josey "Whenever I get to liking some one they ain't around long."

Lone Watie "I noticed when you get to disliking someone they around for long neither."

From the Outlaw Josey Wales.

Okay, this quote is pretty much an inside joke

from Cabin Fever:
"This man asked us to help him, and then you went and set him on fire!"