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Subject: Does this really ring true?
Definition of Barbecuing
It's the only type of cooking a "real" man will do. When a man volunteers to do the 'BBQ' the following chain of events are put into motion:
1) The woman goes to the shop.
2) The woman fixes the salad, vegetables, and dessert.
3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils, and takes it to the man, who is lounging beside the grill, beer in hand.
4) The man places the meat on the grill.
5) The woman goes inside to set the table and check the vegetables.
6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning.
7) The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman.
8) The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the table.
9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
10)Everyone praises man and thanks him for his cooking efforts.
11)The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.
I ASK YA' !!
Subject: Re: Does this really ring true?
You just described Saturday afternoon at my sisters. Were you lurking?
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that's exactly how it is
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that's exactly how it is
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So?
:)
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You realise girls. If we can figure out how to turn on the barby....... we don't actually need a man in our lives !!!!!
This is exciting news !!! ;D
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You just described Saturday afternoon at my sisters. Were you lurking?
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Me, lurk? As if !!
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As if indeed. Now how many mails did it take in the end?
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As if indeed. Now how many mails did it take in the end?
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Oh, so that's what a 'lurker' does then!
Imagine!
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I already imagined enough in your last post...and it wasn't pretty!
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I already imagined enough in your last post...and it wasn't pretty!
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Hey, I'm a fine figure of a man me!
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keep saying that and we may believe you one day
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keep saying that and we may believe you one day
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Hey, I wasn't a model for nothing you know.
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you mean they paid you??
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Hey, I wasn't a model for nothing you know.
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Yeah but what were you modelling? socks?
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Yeah but what were you modelling? socks?
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Well, it certainly wasn't tact. :)
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He was the "before" guy in a spot cream advert.
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He was the "before" guy in a spot cream advert.
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Who was?
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Well, since you haven't told us what you modelled we're just having to guess.
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Well, since you haven't told us what you modelled we're just having to guess.
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I was the 'after' in a penis enlargement advert!
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Well I think we'll need photographic evidence to prove that! ;D
I'll send you my e-mail shall I? ;)
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Well I think we'll need photographic evidence to prove that! ;D
I'll send you my e-mail shall I? ;)
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But what would Boris say!!
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But what would Boris say!!
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I've got her e-mail addy so I'll pass them on. I'm sure she won't mind if I get first peek. :)