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Since I never do the first I couldn't tell you sorry
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Well next time you do, sneeze and see what happens !

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But I NEVER do that...there's only me and the Queen can claim that.
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Well she's a liar. I for one know that she is a master backflipper!

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so i'm the only one can claim it then!
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Unless you're in practice, and are preparing to dazzle us with a perfect 10 !!

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I can say with hand on heart (if I had one) that that's one thing i've no need to practice.
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I do know from experience that if you sneeze and cough hard at the same time you disgrace yourself !

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I do hope this was experienced in private.

I'll tell you about my one and only embarrassing moment one day.
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So you have been practicing then!

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But I NEVER do that...there's only me and the Queen can claim that.
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On another message board I go to one or two other women claimed not to do this either.  Although one of them did own that her husband said she did it non-stop when she was asleep.  Phew!

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On another message board I go to one or two other women claimed not to do this either.  Although one of them did own that her husband said she did it non-stop when she was asleep.  Phew!
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Was she sneezing at the same time?

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My Gran once told me that if you fart and sneeze at the same time, you do a back-flip. Is this true?
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I reckon that if they were both particularly violent you could do a front flip.  When I do a mega sneeze I always bend forwards in the choooooo part.

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I reckon that if they were both particularly violent you could do a front flip.  When I do a mega sneeze I always bend forwards in the choooooo part.
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I guess the crux of this is whether you actually need to fart at the same time as a sneeze, or vice versa !

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I do know that belching and farting at the same time doesn't make your insides collapse.
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from experience?

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Well if your insides are playing up perhaps the force of the sneeze would just force one out.

If I ever manage to co-ordinate my bodily functions in this way I'll let you know what happens.

I do know that belching and farting at the same time doesn't make your insides collapse.
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Hey, if we ever a grasp of this, we could make it a new Olympic sport !!

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about the only thing England would win a medal at lately.

Of course since I don't do it I can't compete
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Well I for one am going to give it a try. If you don't hear from me I've either burst a major blood vessel, or am back flipping around Britain

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just don't cough as well
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Especially not on televised Olympics

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at least it would clear the field so you'd be bound to win
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Or disqualified and publicly humiliated

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yes that sounds more English
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So which country would excel I wonder?

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from experience?
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Erm ....yes  :-

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Erm ....yes  :-
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Lmao!!

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Well after a week dedicated to trying to prove or disprove Gabble Ratchet's Gran's theory I have to say....

it's darn hard to co-ordinate bodily functions.  However my son managed it over the weekend and, although he was startled, he didn't do a back flip.

So your Gran was wrong Gabble!
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You mean she lied to me? Oh Gran, how could you !!

Did he not even leave the floor just a tad?

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Is it because they feel they have to go pee or something? Explain!

Howard
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In one word...Yes

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Well I for one am going to give it a try. If you don't hear from me I've either burst a major blood vessel, or am back flipping around Britain End Quote

LMAO.  ;D

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I get a bloody tongue.

Howard
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EWWWWWWWWWW



Cat

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EWWWWWWWWWW



Cat



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No. what happens is...I probably bite down on my tongue and then I see spit that looks red.could be blood but nothing to be afraid about!

Howard