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Subject: THE END OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!
well the Lord decides hes gonna end the world on Tuesday, so he calls up three people to spread the message, a priest, a rabbi, and Bill Gates. So he tells them the news, and so they go out to tell the people. The rabbi says to his people, "I got bad news, and I got worse news, the bad news is, it turns out Jesus was christian, the worse news is the world is gonna end on Tuesday." And then the priest goes to his people, and he says, "I got good news and I got bad news, the bad news is the world's gonna end on Tuesday, the good news is that we can all watch it end and ascend into heaven." Then Bill Gates calls up all his co workers, and sends out thousands of emails, and posts it up on the internet, and he says, "Ive got good news, and Ive got great news, the good news is the lord considers me one of the three most importent people in the world, and the great news is that hes ending the world on Tuesday, so we dont have to correct the problems with Windows ME!" :) ;) :D ;D :D ;) :)
Subject: Re: THE END OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!
lol
Subject: Re: THE END OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!
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it turns out Jesus was christian,
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That's kind of a silly statement don't you think?
Subject: Re: THE END OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!
Lemme see...well, Jesus was a Jew so that's that...but his last name was Christ, so does that sorta make the joke work?
Maybe if they changed "Jew" to "messiah" in the joke...
Subject: Re: THE END OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!
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Lemme see...well, Jesus was a Jew so that's that...but his last name was Christ, so does that sorta make the joke work?
Maybe if they changed "Jew" to "messiah" in the joke...
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well my dad's cousin's husband told me this joke about 5 years ago with Windows 95...so sorry if I didnt remember it to every little detail... ;D
Subject: Re: THE END OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!
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Lemme see...well, Jesus was a Jew so that's that...but his last name was Christ, so does that sorta make the joke work?
Maybe if they changed "Jew" to "messiah" in the joke...
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yeah it woulda made more sense to put it that way ;)
good joke though
Subject: Re: THE END OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!
A guy on vacation visiting churches and missions across the country, found that most had a gold phone, which cost between $100,000 and $1,000,000 to use. Inquireing at each site, he was told it was a direct line to God. Visiting a church in Vermont, he noticed that the charge was only $.35. He asked the cleric for an explanation. "Well", he was told "from here it's a local call".
Subject: Re: THE END OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!
When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it?
USA Today:
WE'RE DEAD
The Wall Street Journal:
DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS
National Enquirer:
O.J. AND NICOLE, TOGETHER AGAIN
Playboy:
GIRLS OF THE APOCALYPSE
Microsoft Systems Journal:
APPLE LOSES MARKET SHARE
Victoria's Secret Catalog:
OUR FINAL SALE
Sports Illustrated:
GAME OVER
Wired:
THE LAST NEW THING
Rolling Stone:
THE GRATEFUL DEAD REUNION TOUR
Readers Digest:
'BYE
Discover Magazine:
HOW WILL THE EXTINCTION OF ALL LIFE AS WE KNOW IT AFFECT THE WAY WE VIEW THE COSMOS?
TV Guide:
DEATH AND DAMNATION: NIELSON RATINGS SOAR!
Lady's Home Journal:
LOSE 10 LBS BY JUDGEMENT DAY WITH OUR NEW "ARMAGEDDON" DIET!
America Online:
SYSTEM TEMPORARILY DOWN. TRY CALLING BACK IN 15 MINUTES.
Inc. magazine:
TEN WAYS YOU CAN PROFIT FROM THE APOCALYPSE
Microsoft's Web Site:
IF YOU DIDN'T EXPERIENCE THE RAPTURE, DOWNLOAD SOFTWARE PATCH RAPT777.EXE.
Sun:
ARMAGEDDON-TOLERANT SOFTWARE NOW AVAILABLE!
Subject: Re: THE END OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!
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well the Lord decides hes gonna end the world on Tuesday, so he calls up three people to spread the message, a priest, a rabbi, and Bill Gates. So he tells them the news, and so they go out to tell the people. The rabbi says to his people, "I got bad news, and I got worse news, the bad news is, it turns out Jesus was christian, the worse news is the world is gonna end on Tuesday." And then the priest goes to his people, and he says, "I got good news and I got bad news, the bad news is the world's gonna end on Tuesday, the good news is that we can all watch it end and ascend into heaven." Then Bill Gates calls up all his co workers, and sends out thousands of emails, and posts it up on the internet, and he says, "Ive got good news, and Ive got great news, the good news is the lord considers me one of the three most importent people in the world, and the great news is that hes ending the world on Tuesday, so we dont have to correct the problems with Windows ME!" :) ;) :D ;D :D ;) :)
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LOL Funny