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Subject: Jesus Is Watching You...(A FUNNY LITTLE STORY)
A friend of mine sent me this, and I dont know how old it is or what, but I thought it was cute. So here ya go.
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around looking for valuables, and when he picked up a VCR to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin,clicked his flashlight out and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his
head, promised himself a long vacation after his next big score, then clicked the light back on and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out,he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.
Finally, in the corner of the room,his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot... "Did you say that?" he hissed at the
parrot. "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who the heck are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a parrot Moses?" The bird promptly answered, "Probably
the same kind of people that would name a 140 pound Rottweiler Jesus."
Subject: Re: Jesus Is Watching You...(A FUNNY LITTLE STORY)
Quoting:
A friend of mine sent me this, and I dont know how old it is or what, but I thought it was cute. So here ya go.
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around looking for valuables, and when he picked up a VCR to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin,clicked his flashlight out and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his
head, promised himself a long vacation after his next big score, then clicked the light back on and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out,he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.
Finally, in the corner of the room,his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot... "Did you say that?" he hissed at the
parrot. "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who the heck are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a parrot Moses?" The bird promptly answered, "Probably
the same kind of people that would name a 140 pound Rottweiler Jesus."
End Quote
Hehe :D ;D
Subject: Re: Jesus Is Watching You...(A FUNNY LITTLE STORY)
Quoting:
A friend of mine sent me this, and I dont know how old it is or what, but I thought it was cute. So here ya go.
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around looking for valuables, and when he picked up a VCR to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin,clicked his flashlight out and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his
head, promised himself a long vacation after his next big score, then clicked the light back on and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out,he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.
Finally, in the corner of the room,his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot... "Did you say that?" he hissed at the
parrot. "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who the heck are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a parrot Moses?" The bird promptly answered, "Probably
the same kind of people that would name a 140 pound Rottweiler Jesus."
End Quote
LMAO ;D ;D ;D
And they called the pit bull...?
Subject: Re: Jesus Is Watching You...(A FUNNY LITTLE STORY)
:)
Subject: Re: Jesus Is Watching You...(A FUNNY LITTLE STORY)
This makes me crack up every time I hear it ;D
Subject: Re: Jesus Is Watching You...(A FUNNY LITTLE STORY)
That is funny! Got a good chuckle out of me!
Subject: Re: Jesus Is Watching You...(A FUNNY LITTLE STORY)
That is funny! Got a good chuckle out of me!
Subject: Re: Jesus Is Watching You...(A FUNNY LITTLE STORY)
LOL! ;D
And cs liked it so much she laughed twice! ;D :P
Subject: Re: Jesus Is Watching You...(A FUNNY LITTLE STORY)
Funny. Very Funny.