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Subject: What's Your Talent??
Hi Folks. I would just like to know What talent(s) you all have?
AND if you have a weird talent i.e., picking your nose with your big toe,what are those too?
Here are mine
Regular: Writing and singing
Weird: Balancing all of my bodyweight on my chin. The only downside of this talent is that sometimes I end up with a big bruise on my chin that makes it look like I got socked.
p.s. if this topics been done before...forgive me.
Subject: Re: What's Your Talent??
Well.... Not to brag or anything... ::)
Song Writing
Singing
Guitar
Bass Guitar
Drums
Piano
I used to write parodies
Drawing
Poetry
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Weeell,
I strum a mean banjo - when I can get the bloody thing in tune, I'm a fairly competant sailor - only once got knocked over, and feel fine on "the big lake", I write articles and book reviews for an important academic journal. Most of my students think I'm an inspiring teacher. Geeze, I really hate bolwing my own...Banjo
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Well.... Not to brag or anything... ::)
Song Writing
Singing
Guitar
Bass Guitar
Drums
Piano
I used to write parodies
Drawing
Poetry
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Songwriting/poetry and parodies are under my belt....I tried guitar.......I have a drumset now, I'm not taking lessons cuz I figure I can teach myself, I have experience in percussion, but a drumset is different....I can do some stuff with the piano/keyboard too...
The thing is I have no patience AND I'm somewhat of a perfectionist, so that kind of screws me in the area of anything that takes too much effort. :P I despised my guitar for this reason and I'm having trouble with the drums. I'm also rarely satisfied with my songwriting (well, really I just write lyrics, I'm experimenting with writing riffs and stuff). And with the piano, I haven't taken the time/effort to learn how to play with two hands yet. ::)
I used to be able to make fart noises by pressing my hand to my ear in a certain fashion, but eventually the inner part of my ear started to HURT doing this, so I've given up on this talent.
Other than that, I'm not very special...heh.
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I can dance-not as good as I used to but I can still move.
I also can act even though I have done so in many, many years.
I also write-I wrote a children's story one time but never looked into getting it published. Maybe I should do that sometime. I have also started many, many stories and written many poems.
I can play the keyboard by ear and with one hand-does that count? I never really had lessons but I do have a good ear.
I can also put my two forefingers together and kind of swerve them back and forth so it looks very snakey. (It is hard to explain this one).
But, one of my greatest talents (besides procrastination ;D) is being able to put a lot of stuff in small spaces-such as a suitcase, cupboards, cars, etc.
Cat
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I write decent song parodies (that's what Jeff Reuben always says anyways ;D) and I can draw. Except for people. I can do cartoonish people, sure, but I can't draw a real-life looking person without making it look like Charlie Brown.
I can also say the alphabet backwards in one breath, which I discovered one night when I couldn't sleep. ::)
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Until Lebeiw15 turned up, I thought I'd entered the 'Kinky questions thread' by mistake! ;D
I can write in general (stories, poetry . . .etc).
I am a very good drawer and I know a heck of a lot of American Wrestling and 80s music. I am knowledgeable of psychology, Greek mythology and philosophy but I have not done a degree in any of these subjects.
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I'm a wannabe Jimi Hendrix.
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drawing: i can't draw living things all that realistically, but my biology teacher was shocked at my way-too-detailed drawing of the microscope. :D
writing: i've been writing since i was five, i think i finally have the hang of a plot...
reading: i read WAAAY too fast for my own good...i finished the latest harry potter book in about ten hours (over 800 pages of 11.5pt font) and read through the first 200 pages in two hours. :o
foreign languages: didn't pay attention in german at all and i ended up with a 97. (lowest grade = 94.)
i feel concieted now... :-[
Subject: Re: What's Your Talent??
I can make music with my mouth.
Howard
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ok....well, lets start with my semi-job lol
Im a comedy writer, so obviously Ive got to be good somewhere with that...lol..plus parodies here, and the articles I write and all.....plus a few real songs...
Im a great harmonica player (both diatonic and chromatic)...I enjoy jaming with my friends and doing blues numbers....
Im a good artist .....thats one thing I do for the humor magazine I write for...I draw for them..and of course write comedy for them ::)..lol..
Im a funny guy...I always see people laughing when I say stuff...and when I walk by...and when I say serrious stuff..hmm..ok, lets not go there lol ;)
ummm...I play guitar and piano...horribly.....um....I dont know, what else do I do? Im currently writing 2 movie scripts ::)
Subject: Re: What's Your Talent??
I can write fairly well. Right now I'm into silly stories, but I can do freaky erotica too.
And according to Rice.....I can scare wildlife and small children when I sing karaoke. ;D ;)
So why does he keep trying to get me to do it? ???
Subject: Re: What's Your Talent??
lets see
I could play guitar
I could sing
I could play piano(but if you give me music, I cant play it right then, making it sound correct, without studying it for like an hour)
I could play hormonica, poorly
I could draw, screw shadows and texture and all that stuff, I could draw comics...thats a good way of putting it
I could be funny sometimes
I could write scrips or stories of some sort and songs, especially
I could be really annoying
I could put up a good argument over anything, political or not
and
I could play baseball, play football, and wrestle pretty good...
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i can't draw i can't play an instrument i cant use capital letters or punctuation
Oh right this is what i can do. I can write parodies pretty well - I've written over 100 parodies (probably close to 150 its too much trouble to count) in the last year not having anything to do with politics or amiright which is probably some sort of record. I can also run pretty fast (i ran a 5 mile race in under 31 minutes a couple of years ago) and i can make an average of about 50% of my shots from 25 feet out in my backyard (that's further than the NBA 3 point line) ok I'm done bragging now
Subject: Re: What's Your Talent??
1. Voices: Everyone from Sean Connery to Jimmy Stewart to Smeagol to Maggie Smith (believe it!)
2. Writing: I won an award for an essay I wrote. It involved chess and wrestling. I don't have time to explain, just go with it.
3. Drawing and Art in general: I prefer to draw, but I can paint too. I do portraits pretty nicely.
4. I used to be able to walk on my hands. I was able to do it during a brief time period when I had both good balance and adequate strength. Ah... so short lived.
5. I can act.
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2. Writing: I won an award for an essay I wrote. It involved chess and wrestling. I don't have time to explain, just go with it.
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permission to use this as my new signiture?
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5. I can act
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I can act also, but do I, not at all...
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My anti talents
1. I can't roll up a sleeping bag very well. I don't understand why my parents just won't let me throw it in the back unrolled...
2. Emotions. Difficult to control. I take too much to heart and I get angry too easily.
3. I'm not good at getting into romantic relationships. Whenever I talk to a girl, by the end of the conversation, I'm the "good friend" that she'll wave to at the movies, but never... well, you know.
4. I'm lazy. I'm definately not the kid who is doing extra homework purely for the joy of learning.
5. I don't cope well when I feel everyone (or almost everyone) is against me. History class discussions about the Iraq war often left me and one girl to explain why it would be illegal. I didn't like it at all. Got called John Walker once. Not pleasant.
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permission to use this as my new signiture?
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Sure, go ahead. I don't mind.
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My anti talents
1. I can't roll up a sleeping bag very well. I don't understand why my parents just won't let me throw it in the back unrolled...
2. Emotions. Difficult to control. I take too much to heart and I get angry too easily.
3. I'm not good at getting into romantic relationships. Whenever I talk to a girl, by the end of the conversation, I'm the "good friend" that she'll wave to at the movies, but never... well, you know.
4. I'm lazy. I'm definately not the kid who is doing extra homework purely for the joy of learning.
5. I don't cope well when I feel everyone (or almost everyone) is against me. History class discussions about the Iraq war often left me and one girl to explain why it would be illegal. I didn't like it at all. Got called John Walker once. Not pleasant.
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my anti talents are...
1. I cant stay focused on stuff...taking a regents this year, I spent 20 minutes on one question, I found myself re-coiling the time me and my family went to Washington DC out of nowhere...I dont know how that even got into my head
2. I cant sit through Ghandi...ever...way too boring of a movie
3. Im way too loud...and often it's come with a price
4. When Im told not to do something, I do it...I just cant help myself
5. I cannot judge a good car if I see one
another talent of mine would be:
I can tell when someone is dis-interested in something...
for example, if Im talking to someone, I could tell rather I should keep talking, or rather I should stop because they dont care...
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Sure, go ahead. I don't mind.
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thanks...
Subject: Re: What's Your Talent??
Well, I play piano to Grade 7 standard. I try to write songs. I can dislocate most of my bones. I used to be a good harmonica player like Billy, but I can't find my diatonic harmonica... only my semitonal one...
I used to play soccer a lot. Then I got injured and that didn't work.
That's about it... I can't really mention my songwriting...
Subject: Re: What's Your Talent??
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lets see
I could sing
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hahahaha..Im not gonna say anythingother than, you even said it in another post...you sound like Bob Dylan...you cant sing for you life
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hahahaha..Im not gonna say anythingother than, you even said it in another post...you sound like Bob Dylan...you cant sing for you life
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shut the hell up, Billy...you've never even sang before in your life
Subject: Re: What's Your Talent??
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shut the hell up, Billy...you've never even sang before in your life
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huh? um...I think I was just singing "Someday Ill be Saturday night" with my friends about an hour ago
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huh? um...I think I was just singing "Someday Ill be Saturday night" with my friends about an hour ago
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correctly? didnt think so...
Subject: Re: What's Your Talent??
I can draw, paint,embroider and do other handicrafts in general. I'm a good listener too.
As to anti talents I kill broadsheet newspapers as soon as I look at them !!?*&$! Stupid things just never fold up again properly.......
Subject: Re: What's Your Talent??
Rather boringly...
I can still play various woodwind instruments (clarinets, saxophones - obviously not at the same time!)...
I can wallpaper an average-sized room with my eyes shut...
I have a above-average (some would say anorakish) memory for most things relating to popular music (you were probably wondering...) - yet funnily enough, cannot even remember what I was doing last Tuesday...
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Not bragging, so as not to jinx it.
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My talent? Oh, well, if you really want some trumpet-blowing...
I guess I have to put parody writing at the top somewhere, but ...
Programming: I'm a pretty good techie- I can type 100wpm and write pages of code with very few (or no) bugs. My applications work - especially unusual in the world of biometrics where everyone seems to have great technology that doesn't work in real life
DIY: What I make stays together and doesn't leak. I've just fixed our loo at home, which had been "fixed" by the plumber twice until I lost patience and did it myself. Took a while to find the right bits, but it's not started leaking yet.
Bridge.. and pretty much any card game except poker: I've never liked playing for money (should I count Freecell in that, too?)
I have four wonderful children, and although that's probably more to do with their mother, maybe I do have some small talent as a father ;-)
Phil
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I can imitate A lot of people. Mostly simpsons characters.... I can do Bill Clinton and Jerry Lewis, too.
Subject: Re: What's Your Talent??
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shut the hell up, Billy...you've never even sang before in your life
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(chanting) Fight! Fight! Fight! ::) ;D
Subject: Re: What's Your Talent??
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correctly? didnt think so...
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I didnt know you could sing wrong....
Subject: Re: What's Your Talent??
My talents:
making spaghetti
making up silly songs for the kids
doing the laundry and not putting it away ;D
Subject: Re: What's Your Talent??
Not meaning to interrupt the Florio battle, but I can tell all of you that my talent is being a MAJOR b*tch. I also hold grudges for a looooooooooong time. So think twice before you cross me. :o
Subject: Re: What's Your Talent??
My anti-talents:
Weight lifting (I am NOT that strong)
Getting my radio antenna to pick up the right stations
Ripping off that stupid packaging on CDs--still working on the Weird Al case I got three weeks ago (j/k)
Not procrastinating
Cleaning my desk and area around computer table
Algebra
Subject: Re: What's Your Talent??
I'm really good at drawing...and arguing...and biology.....I dont really know if Biology and arguing are a talent??? oh and I'm also very good on holding grudges for a long time..and I dont have any orgasms yet so there :P
Subject: Re: What's Your Talent??
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Not meaning to interrupt the Florio battle, but I can tell all of you that my talent is being a MAJOR b*tch. I also hold grudges for a looooooooooong time. So think twice before you cross me. :o
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Werd. 8) I never underestimate the power of anyone, esp. those from the Westsiiiiiide...
Back OT, I cannot tie a cherry stem in a knot using just my mouth. But I know a member who claims they can...;D
Subject: Re: What's Your Talent??
It seems like I have the talent to resurface and indirectly cause trouble...
DJ/Magician Midas *poof!*
(darn burritos...)
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Gosh no Midas...you had nothing to do with any troubles.
There's always something going on here...check out the 2000's board if you don't belive me....
There's been all kinds of trouble over there... ;D
Subject: Re: What's Your Talent??
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It seems like I have the talent to resurface and indirectly cause trouble...
DJ/Magician Midas *poof!*
(darn burritos...)
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I thought you left the boards.. when did you come back ???
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I thought you left the boards.. when did you come back ???
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Today. :)
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Today. :)
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awww ok I see I see w/b :-* :)
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Talents:
-raising one eyebrow without raising the other;
-the clover-tongue thing;
-drawing graffiti.
-writing
Humble is my middle name. ;D
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awww ok I see I see w/b :-* :)
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w/b? "white boy?" iI EAT TACOS Y BURRITOS! ;D
Tha funksoulkracka 8)
Subject: Re: What's Your Talent??
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Back OT, I cannot tie a cherry stem in a knot using just my mouth. But I know a member who claims they can...;D
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I can do it (usually) in under 10 seconds. ;)
AND, like CS, I am really good at doing laundry and not putting it away, until it's time to do it again and I have no baskets empty ;D
I'm also really good at directions when driving, can fix almost anything mechanical (except computers), can cook almost anything, and can multitask quite well (as a certain member knows ;)).
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I can do it (usually) in under 10 seconds. ;)
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I can't remember if EC Pager's had cherries...it wasn't like I was drunk or anything ::)
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They did, we just never got around to getting one ;)
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Wait, I forgot I can wiggle my ears and flare my nostrils one at a time ;D
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my anti talents would be...
studying: it doesn't matter how much i study something, if i don't learn something within five minutes, there's very little chance of me learning it at all.
being motivated: i'm incredibly lazy... :-[
remembering things: i'll remember your e-mail password, but i won't remember the functions of a nucleosis.
paying attention to things: i ever get way too involved in something, or don't pay enough attention. (i just shut my hand in the CD drive of my computer...lol.) ::)
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They did, we just never got around to getting one ;)
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Maybe the bartender in bathslippers could've given us one so you could demo ;D
Subject: Re: What's Your Talent??
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w/b? "white boy?" iI EAT TACOS Y BURRITOS! ;D
Tha funksoulkracka 8)
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he he you know what I meant :P
Subject: Re: What's Your Talent??
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My anti-talents:
Weight lifting (I am NOT that strong)
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weight lifting should be included with my talents...well its more of a hobby, but it does the trick...
Subject: Re: What's Your Talent??
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Not meaning to interrupt the Florio battle, but I can tell all of you that my talent is being a MAJOR b*tch. I also hold grudges for a looooooooooong time. So think twice before you cross me. :o
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Wow, I hold grudges for a long time too.
Especially against people who pick fights with me and then back out. >:(
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he he you know what I meant :P
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I do now. Thank you, kiddo. ;)
BTW, did the spoon work? :o :D
Subject: Re: What's Your Talent??
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I do now. Thank you, kiddo. ;)
BTW, did the spoon work? :o :D
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It didn't. ;D
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It didn't. ;D
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Uh oh..... :(
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Hmm....my anti talents would be:
-picking up girls
(I suck at that)
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still trying to find out ;D
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I can lip sync. ;D
Howard
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Well,I make people laugh.I am not a comedian nor do I mean to make them laugh.No I am not funny looking.I am just the type of person that would make a good cartoon character ::)But,It does make me happy I make others happy :)
I am an excellent cook and baker.Baking is my forte.I specialize in yeast and egg risen things (yes souffles and bread and pastry)
I am good at growing stuff.My thumb is emerald green in winter and forest green in summer ;D
I played the piano from age 2 till about 17 then kinda left it.I should force myself to go back to it.It would take a lot of finger excercises(I hate them)
I can weld.Thats not a talent ::)
I am really good at coloring hair(mostly double process blonding)
I cant sing to save my life :D
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I used to be a decent artist, sketching. I rarely sketch anymore and have lost the knack. I guess it isn't like riding a bike... :-/
For the past decade I've been constructing 1st. century Roman military equipment as historically accurate as I can manage. I use line drawings and photos of actual aritfacts and other reconstructions. I've also helped a local Roman reconstruction group with some of their gear.
My inspiration was Britain's own Ermine Street Guard. Perhaps Philbo is familliar?
Roma
n Dave (Picture)
Subject: Re: What's Your Talent??
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I used to be a decent artist, sketching. I rarely sketch anymore and have lost the knack. I guess it isn't like riding a bike... :-/
For the past decade I've been constructing 1st. century Roman military equipment as historically accurate as I can manage. I use line drawings and photos of actual aritfacts and other reconstructions. I've also helped a local Roman reconstruction group with some of their gear.
My inspiration was Britain's own Ermine Street Guard. Perhaps Philbo is familliar?
Roma
n Dave (Picture)
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that's you,Dave? Wow,you look like a part of history. ;D
Howard
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AND, like CS, I am really good at doing laundry and not putting it away, until it's time to do it again and I have no baskets empty ;D
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Hey, that is one of my talents, too.
Some things I want to add. I can draw trees-and they look pretty good if I say so myself. Anything else I draw is ok :-/ but not great. But trees, that is my specialty.
I am also GREAT at procrastination. I was once going to take a course in it but I put it off. Procratination is deffinately my middle name.
I'm also really good at making a mess-but that really stems from talent of procrastination because I don't put things away.
Cat
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I am also GREAT at procrastination. I was once going to take a course in it but I put it off.End Quote
ahh, that's a shame, you might've had fun. :D
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I never had to take a course in procrastination because I was an expert at it already. ::) ;D :D
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I never had to take a course in procrastination because I was an expert at it already. ::) ;D :D
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"I always wanted to be a procrastinator...never got around to it"
Subject: Re: What's Your Talent??
8) 8)Well,I'm good at photography,folk art type painting and textile art.A strange one is when I want to write something down but don't want other people to read it,I use the Cyrillic alphabet. 8) 8) :-*Cheers!
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Back OT, I cannot tie a cherry stem in a knot using just my mouth. But I know a member who claims they can...;D
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There is no way you could have known this about me, so I know you are not referring to me....but yes...I can tie a cherry stem with my mouth...and quite well I might add...I dont even have to use my teeth!!!
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There is no way you could have known this about me, so I know you are not referring to me....but yes...I can tie a cherry stem with my mouth...and quite well I might add...I dont even have to use my teeth!!!
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Hi, I'm DJ Midas. Glad to make your acquaintance... 8) ;D
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Hi, I'm DJ Midas. Glad to make your acquaintance... 8) ;D
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Back at cha!!! ;)
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I can imitate superstars voices.
Howard
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My inspiration was Britain's own Ermine Street Guard. Perhaps Philbo is familliar?
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Cool pic, Dave - I've not come across the "Ermine Street Guard", must admit, but that's a pretty impressive pilum you're showing off there ;-)
Phil
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I can pretty much kill an entire thread on the 2000 board with a single post... ::)
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No you can't because I've just posted. ;D
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regular: writing, singing, and acting
weird: taking my socks off with my feet.
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I can crack every bone in my body.
Howard
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Gosh no Midas...you had nothing to do with any troubles.
There's always something going on here...check out the 2000's board if you don't belive me....
There's been all kinds of trouble over there... ;D
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Dammit! I missed something here too!
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Cool pic, Dave - I've not come across the "Ermine Street Guard", must admit, but that's a pretty impressive pilum you're showing off there ;-)
Phil
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Thanks, Phil, and 'right-on' for recognizing the as-yet-untested pilum. Any volunteers?
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Any volunteers?
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As a famous computer once said "I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that"
The metal point on that thing looks a bit too real for me... (when I fight, swords and spears are GRP and foam-padded; my arrows all have big foam heads. A while back, I'd have added swordsman and archer to my list of talents but I've not lifted a sword for a few years now)
Phil