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"Armageddon"

Stupid premise, stupid plot, stupid characters, stupid story, stupid ending.
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I agree with all of that statement - except, I LOVED THE MOVIE. :)

So even though I know it had a stupid plot and stupid story etc, I loved it.  I guess Im just a sucker for soppy endings ;D

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I agree with all of that statement - except, I LOVED THE MOVIE. :)

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Me too!!  ::)

My vote for dumbest movie has to be "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes"!! I couldn't even sit through all of it!! It was SOOOOOOOO bad!!

"To-mate-ah got little Jimmy...ate him all up"

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"Armageddon"

Stupid premise, stupid plot, stupid characters, stupid story, stupid ending.
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Yep!

I think 'Independence day' is a close second, only saved by the fact it's so bad it's funny!

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Me too!!  ::)

My vote for dumbest movie has to be "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes"!! I couldn't even sit through all of it!! It was SOOOOOOOO bad!!

"To-mate-ah got little Jimmy...ate him all up"
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"I know I'm gonna miss her...a tomato ate my sister" ;D

That is such a bad movie that you have to laugh.  I mean, where else could you find the song Puberty Love ;)

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Little Nicky

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I completely forgot about this one (and you made me remember!..dang'it!)  yeah, this was one pretty stupid.....and awful

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My vote for dumbest movie has to be "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes"!! I couldn't even sit through all of it!! It was SOOOOOOOO bad!!

"To-mate-ah got little Jimmy...ate him all up"
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Honey, "Tomatoes II" was even worse, if that is at all humanly possible!!!! Of course, George Clooney was the only reason I had to see the whole thing thru..... ;)

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I completely forgot about this one (and you made me remember!..dang'it!)  yeah, this was one pretty stupid.....and awful
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Sorry, didn't mean to bring up bad memories.  :)

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What's Eating Gilbert Grape? and Titanic.
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I never saw Titanic...there I said it...IVe never seen Titanic!  

but the dumbest movie in my opinion has to be "Passenger 57"-it did have one good scene, however:

Terrorist: whose in charge here?
pilot: I am
(Terrorist shoots pilot)
Terrorist: ok, lets try it again, whose in charge here?
Co-pilot: you are
Terrorist: thats correct!

and ever realize that the combine age of all the pilots in that movie was like 20?  

But I also like the fact that Harry Potter and Brian May helped a terrorist high-jack an airplane...


another bad movie: "Jurrasic PArk 3"
one was good, two was decent, but three just was sooo bad, its not even funny!  Seriously, at the start of the movie, you already knew that William H Macy and his wife were gonna survive, and that Grant would, being the fact that he already survived a movie, and eventually, the charactor of Billy became famous, and you knew they wouldnt kill him off, meaning that the only three charactors who would even come close to death were the soldiers hired to find their son.  Such bad story writing!

Unlike most of the people here, I liked Armegeddon!  Sad ending?  I saw it coming...but I really did like that movie...they just couldve made Nunen into a more active charactor, and told us which shuttles the specialtists were going up on, instead of making me have to watch it like 8 times to figure it all out...

I can predict the ending of a movie, mainly action, horror, or suspence in like the first five minutes...here are the basics:

(plot is an isolation of charactors)
1.  The main charactor, or the hero of the story, usually survives...a bad example of this is "The Cube," but that movie was intentionally created to go against this theroy
2.  Either all female charactors survive, or the main one, but either way, there will always be at least one female survivor...holywood endings always consist to this theroy
3.  If there is a third survivor, or more, it is the close friend of the main charactor, or a survivor of a foreshadowing story line, or a relative
4.  The main bad guy dies the worst death
5.  deaths usually will range from least importent charactor to most
6.  All children survive

obviously if the plot consists of more not as importent charactors surviving in bigger numbers, or part of a specific group, its just the main group, the one followed in and examined, that these rules apply to...

sufficent examples of these theroys:
Deep Rising
Vertical Limit
Con Air
Jurasic Park 2 and 3
Scream
Anaconda
The Mummy 1 and 2
Congo                         )>two movies I dont think are that
Escape from New York    )  great either
Alien, Aliens, ect.
Air Force One

there are more, but I cant think of them right now...if I do, Ill say them...

and not saying that this is bad...its just my theroy on how to tell how a movie ends...

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I thought Twister was really dumb, some good people in it and a lot of money spent but stupid.  The only good part was the flying cow. ;D

I rented the last David Lynch flick with the wife awhile back, usually an interesting flick, I couldn't get the last one, Autumn hated it.

I do have to agree with most every movie posted here, lots of dumb flicks out there.
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Oh yeah, I was really dissapointed to the Men in Black sequel, those people just sleep walk through that flick or what?

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Hey, he's like the greatest screen actor of all time!  ;D ::)

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Steven Seagal?  

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My friends and I spent two hours in the near-empty theater cackling and throwing popcorn at the screen ;D

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Oh, to add another...The Fifth Element (Bruce Willis, Milla Jojovich).
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...and one more reason why Chris Tucker needs to go away.

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Steven Seagal?  


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Nope, not him.  I think his name is Mike(Michael) something.  I happen to like SS 8)

Oh, and another one is Mickey Rourke (except for 9 1/2 weeks).

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3. The Ring-There was nothing scary about this movie, i almost fell asleep on it.

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You must have fallen asleep during the first ten minutes.  Two of scariest parts are early in the movie.  

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Nope, not him.  I think his name is Mike(Michael) something.  I happen to like SS 8)
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Hmmm...Michael Madsen?  Mike Myers?  Mike Hunt?

???

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Hmmm...Michael Madsen?  Mike Myers?  Mike Hunt?

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Michael Moore?

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my friend was obsessed with this movie...she made me watch it.  it was pretty boring.  she seriously watched it like every day... :o

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she seriously watched it like every day... :o
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I have a friend that does that with Fight club...now I have nothing against fight club, I thought it was a good movie, but I could never watch that every day....that would just drive me to hate it....

I remember my brother (michael Florio) used to watched Armageddon or daylight or some crappy movie like that every day (well, Armaggeddon wasnt THAT bad, but I learned to hate it after he watched it EVERY day)

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I have a friend that does that with Fight club...now I have nothing against fight club, I thought it was a good movie, but I could never watch that every day....that would just drive me to hate it....

I remember my brother (michael Florio) used to watched Armageddon or daylight or some crappy movie like that every day (well, Armaggeddon wasnt THAT bad, but I learned to hate it after he watched it EVERY day)
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um...no!

I watched Daylight three days in a row when I was in 6th grade...that was about it...

I never watched Armegeddon more than once, I did try to tape it more than once, though...

and since then, I haven't seen these movies too often...

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2 words "Johnny Mneumonic" Pre-Matrix Keanu Reeves has a chip embetted in his head and has to deliver it to someone before the evil Oriental guys (surprise ::)) kill him. Reeves' selfish monologue where shouts out he'd rather be at a snobby rich party has to be heard to believe.
Other dumb films:

The Last Boy Scout
Porky's
Earthquake
Jaws 2, 3, 4
Leonard Part 6
Howard the Duck
And of course, Dumb and Dumber

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Dear me. They are all bad, but yes, "Johnny Mnemonic" is particularly dumb. The world can only be saved by a dolphin. ::)

"Jaws 4" is worse, though

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Is anyone gonna see "Dumb and Dumberer"(When harry Met Lloyd).This could be a dumb movie ever made. :P ;D

howard
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Dumb and dumberer will be the one of the worst...the only reason the first one was even remotly funny was because Jim Carrey ad-libed everything in it...
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...AND Jeff Daniels had, in my opinion, the best bowel movement performance in cinematic history ;D

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...AND Jeff Daniels had, in my opinion, the best bowel movement performance in cinematic history ;D
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now wait a minute...what about James Woods in the only funny part of Scary Movie 2? lol

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now wait a minute...what about James Woods in the only funny part of Scary Movie 2? lol
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Not enough facial dexterity...but a good idea nonetheless, I saw it coming a mile away though ;D

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Is anyone gonna see "Dumb and Dumberer"(When harry Met Lloyd).This could be a dumb movie ever made. :P ;D

howard
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I just saw it today...not at all as good as the origional!  There were some funny parts, but in the end, it wasn't even close...

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It took a while for me to figure out.  I viewed it 3 times before I figured out the psychological thriller part of it, I was actually sort of impressed with the attention to detail and the way you (the viewer) had to keep in mind certain snippets to understand what goes on at the end...kind of like an M. Night Shyamalan movie (but not).

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I liked it.  I think most people were disappointed because it was dark and unorthodox, at least in relation to Jim Carrey's role.  I really loved the scene in Medieval Times.  "Hold still so I may brain thee!"  ;D

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or Daylight?

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I am biased against all things Sylvester Stallone, except for Rocky, Rocky III & Rocky IV.  But did you see that one Conan where he showed the "Sylvester Stallone Silent Movie Channel" and they showed "Rambo" in 1920's silent movie style?  HAHAHHAHA!!!

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fight club was not a bad movie .........
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I thought it was.

If you slow it down, you can see flashes of pics that you wouldn't otherwise see throughout the movie.

Unfortunately, that still didn't do it for me.

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how bout the Cable guy?  
or Daylight?
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Never gave "The Cable Guy" the time of day. "Daylight" = Decent. "Daylight" was tolerable and proved how Stallone's son should never try to act ever, never-ever again.

Modified to add yet again: Stallone needs to keep his kid out of his movies. :P

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or Daylight?

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um, Billy, youve never even seen daylight...

I know the story, just because I used to think it was an awesome movie, he thinks its bad...for no reason at all...

now, I dont think it was a bad movie, but it was decent...like Hairspray put it...

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If you slow it down, you can see flashes of pics that you wouldn't otherwise see throughout the movie.

Unfortunately, that still didn't do it for me.
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yeah, through out the movie there are images like that...its all part of the psychological part of it....before Brad Pitt is even introduced there are 3 times where his image is flashed for a brief second in different parts of the movie (the part thats most clear is near the begining where Ed Norton is at work and the copier is going and some mail worker walks by or something)....anyway, theres also that one at the end which is a quick flash of male genetalia....not really what I wanted to see, but its weird how they put that in there lol


has anybody mentioned yet the Fast and the Furious?
or both the first and remake of Gone in 60 seconds ?
or any other movies where cars are the main character? lol



I like to call these movies that get by because theyre full of fast cars, hot girls, Armani suits and so many special effects in racing sceens, idiot movies...becuase thats who their primary audience is (sorry to any one I offend lol).....these movies have horrible actors, no plot, and bad dialog and script writing......

one day, when Im a famous celebrity film maker (comedy films mainly) Im gonna just make a movie with no plot and just a few mumbled words, but put in it a bunch of fast cars, hot girls and effect filled race scenes and watch as the money rlls in (and you know it will).......

you know, I think theres more character development in pornos than these movies

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he he look what I found: http://www.thestinkers.com/100stinkers.html

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Thank you. I am!  :D

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he he look what I found: http://www.thestinkers.com/100stinkers.html


enjoy


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well, after I finsihed reading the list I must say, I dont agree with everything (Porkeys and Police acadamy does not belong on there) but he did hit the head on the nail with a bunch (but did forget a few)

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well, after I finsihed reading the list I must say, I dont agree with everything (Porkeys and Police acadamy does not belong on there) but he did hit the head on the nail with a bunch (but did forget a few)
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Porky's was a classic!  And the first (and only the first) Police Academy was very amusing.

You should look at the 100 Worst on imdb.com, it's got major stinkers on there :D

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Porky's was a classic!  And the first (and only the first) Police Academy was very amusing.

You should look at the 100 Worst on imdb.com, it's got major stinkers on there :D
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well, the second Police acadamy wasnt bad either, but I understand why its on there........I know Ive looked at imdb.com's before, bt Ill have to look again  :D

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Arnold Schwartzenegger. 'Junior' (where he gives birth, complete with absolutely moronic cameo from Robin Williams) and 'Jingle all the way'.
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I liked "Junior". I thought it was funny. *Thinking to self - Why is it I can't remember a Robin Williams cameo in it?

"Jingle All The Way" definitely could have been better.

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Yeah, I bought a double feature DVD today with Porky's I & II. Cool Beans! :D 8)

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Hairspray. I think he was supposed to be the Russian (?) doctor who was delivering Arnie's baby. What a sentence!
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Oh shoot! That sounds like that one movie called "9 Months" with Hugh Grant. I never saw it, but I remember some of the previews and stuff.

Hmmm.....

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I liked "Junior". I thought it was funny. *Thinking to self - Why is it I can't remember a Robin Williams cameo in it?

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'Freddy got fingered'? I've heard things about that film - I don't think the idea of masturbating an elephant (am I allowed to say that?) is my idea of humour.

Two bad stinkers have come from Arnold Schwartzenegger. 'Junior' (where he gives birth, complete with absolutely moronic cameo from Robin Williams) and 'Jingle all the way'.
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That wasn't an elephant,that was a horse,of course.In another scene he chewed on a woman's umbilical cord to try to save the baby. dumb indeed! :P ;D

Howard

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That five hour "Jacksons: An American Dream" movie that is always on VH1 like every week...  They need some new movies...

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actully, they got some new ones...but they have nothing to do at all with music lol......they got SHOWGIRLS!  SHOWGIRLS?!  Tell me Vh1, what on earth is the point on showing SHOWGIRLS on BASIC CABLE!  its not like theres a plot or anything!  

They also got a bunch of other movies that are completely unrelated to music.....

man, the only good movies that Ive seen on VH1 are Blues brothers (not 2000!), Airheads, Dirty dancing, Grease, Rocky Horor, The Godfather (which Im still confused as to why this was on VH1), and maybe Ill put Saturday night fever in here because it is a classic, although I dislike the movie.......

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That five hour "Jacksons: An American Dream" movie that is always on VH1 like every week...  They need some new movies...
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my music teacher made my class watch that movie when i was in eighth grade.  there wasn't an option.  we had to watch it...it took some insane amount of time to finish watching too, because it's so freaking long.  at least we didn't have to do worksheets on it, like we had to with the alan freed/payola movie...

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How about all those "Tremors" movies?
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They're campy cult classics.

And the show is OK too.