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Subject: One for the ladies!
Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat, contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.
The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said:
Elegant lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch
cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am, and then,
my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in yon castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel grateful and happy doing so.
Later that night, as the princess dined sumptuously on a repast of lightly sauteed froglegs seasoned in a white wine
and onion cream sauce, she chuckled to herself and thought...
"I don't f***ing think so."
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oh yeah! now that is what I call a good story!
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Bwahahaha!!! Good one SS! ;D
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Hi guys, what's going on in this thread....?
Oh Oh ! :-/ See ya ;D
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Bwahahahaha!!! Great one SS! Matches my mood lately too. ;D ;D
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Bwahahahaha!!! Great one SS! Matches my mood lately too. ;D ;D
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Mine too!! :)
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I have heard this one before but it is still good.
Cat
Subject: Re: One for the ladies!
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Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat, contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.
The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said:
Elegant lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch
cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am, and then,
my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in yon castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel grateful and happy doing so.
Later that night, as the princess dined sumptuously on a repast of lightly sauteed froglegs seasoned in a white wine
and onion cream sauce, she chuckled to herself and thought...
"I don't f***ing think so."
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:D :D...she would get the priveledge of being his housewife???He should have asked a commoner--I think he aimed too high.Cheers! ;D
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Mine too!! :)
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Me too! Stupid men. :D
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Oh yeah? Well, there once was a girl from Nantucket...
;D
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Oh ya! ;D
Live with the mother? :o
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All righty then. That was a funny in a wierd kinda way.
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Heh. If that's not empowering I don't know what is.
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???It's just a remake of the princess and the frog ....that story is boring