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Subject: Blonde jokes...funny, really
So, I got this email today and thought some might like it! :)
She was Soooooooo Blonde . . .
She thought a quarterback was a refund.
She thought General Motors was in the army.
She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign
here:" she wrote
"Sagittarius.".
She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
She thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools.
She thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
Under "education" on her job application, she put
"Hooked On Phonics".
She was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
She tripped over a cordless phone.
She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can
because it said
"Concentrate".
She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and
"DON'T WALK."
She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
She was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
She studied for a blood test.
She thought she needed a ticket to get on "Soul
Train."
She sold the car for gas money.
When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice
instead.
When she went to the airport and saw a sign that
said,"Airport Left," she
turned around and went home.
She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the
home, she moved.
She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be
speechless.
She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the
evening.
She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought
stood for "This Goes In
Front"
AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:
She is soooooooooooooo Blonde...
She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company
Subject: Re: Blonde jokes...funny, really
LOL Dag, I loved it. Thanks! :)
Subject: Re: Blonde jokes...funny, really
That certainly cleared up my sinuses. Thanks Shaz. ;D
Subject: Re: Blonde jokes...funny, really
These are, and always have been, brilliant...
Quoting:
So, I got this email today and thought some might like it! :)
She was Soooooooo Blonde . . .
She thought a quarterback was a refund.
She thought General Motors was in the army.
She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign
here:" she wrote
"Sagittarius.".
She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
She thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools.
She thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
Under "education" on her job application, she put
"Hooked On Phonics".
She was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
She tripped over a cordless phone.
She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can
because it said
"Concentrate".
She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and
"DON'T WALK."
She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
She was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
She studied for a blood test.
She thought she needed a ticket to get on "Soul
Train."
She sold the car for gas money.
When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice
instead.
When she went to the airport and saw a sign that
said,"Airport Left," she
turned around and went home.
She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the
home, she moved.
She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be
speechless.
She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the
evening.
She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought
stood for "This Goes In
Front"
AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:
She is soooooooooooooo Blonde...
She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company
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Subject: Re: Blonde jokes...funny, really
Good ones!
Okay, now I'm going to dye my hair though. ::) ;D
Subject: Re: Blonde jokes...funny, really
I saw this on the net once.
I was going to save it and send it to my sister's oldest daughter. She's a blonde. In less than two weeks she will be a free woman because she turns 18!
Subject: Re: Blonde jokes...funny, really
Quoting:She's a blonde. In less than two weeks she will be a free woman because she turns 18!
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Women are free in the US after age 18 ? :o
It really is the land of oppportunity ! ;D
Subject: Re: Blonde jokes...funny, really
Too funny!! ;D
Subject: Re: Blonde jokes...funny, really
Our department secretary is blond, and you should see the white out on the computer screen!
She IS blond - and a real beauty, smart too - but just kidding.
And then there was the blond stopped by the cop for speeding...another breathilizer test?
Subject: Re: Blonde jokes...funny, really
Quoting:
Women are free in the US after age 18 ? :o
It really is the land of oppportunity ! ;D
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How long does it take a women to become free in Australia, Fuss? ???
Subject: Re: Blonde jokes...funny, really
Quoting:
How long does it take a women to become free in Australia, Fuss? ???
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Depends on what you mean by free, Fred... ???
Age of consent is 16....
Subject: Re: Blonde jokes...funny, really
Quoting:
Women are free in the US after age 18 ? :o
It really is the land of oppportunity ! ;D
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Most woman over the age of 18 are not free-but some of us are one hell of a bargain. ;)
Cat
Subject: Re: Blonde jokes...funny, really
Quoting:
Most woman over the age of 18 are not free-but some of us are one hell of a bargain. ;)
Cat
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Aha ! This was more along my original line of thinking :P ;)
FB :)