Now it is all Explained!

by John Cleese



Bitter after being snubbed for membership in the "Axis of Evil"
Libya, China and Syria today announced that they had formed the "Axis of
Just as Evil",
which they said would be more evil than that stupid Iran-Iraq-North Korea
axis President
Bush warned of in his State of the Union address.

Axis of Evil members, however, immediately dismissed the new Axis as
having, for starters, a really dumb name. "Right. They are just as
evil...in their dreams!" declared North Korean leader Kim Jong-il.
"Everybody knows we're the best evils...best at being evil...we're the
best."

Diplomats from Syria denied they were jealous over being excluded,
although they conceded they did ask if they could join the Axis of Evil.
"They told us it was full," said Syrian President Bashar al-Assad. "An axis

can't have more than three countries", explained Iraqi President Saddam
Hussein.
"This is not my rule, it's tradition. In World War II you had Germany,
Italy, and Japan
in the evil Axis. So, you can only have three, and a secret handshake. Ours
is wickedly cool."

International reaction to Bush's Axis of Evil declaration was swift,
as within minutes, France surrendered. Elsewhere, peer-conscious
nations rushed to gain triumvirate status in what has become a game of
geopolitical chairs. Cuba, Sudan and Serbia announced that they had
formed the "Axis of Somewhat Evil", forcing Somalia to join with Uganda
and Myanmar in the "Axis of Occasionally Evil", while Bulgaria, Indonesia
and Russia established the "Axis of Not So Much Evil Really as Just
Generally
Disagreeable".

With the criteria suddenly expanded and all the desirable clubs filling up,
Sierra Leone,
El Salvador, and Rwanda applied to be called the "Axis of Countries That
Aren't the
Worst But Certainly Won't Be Asked to Host the Olympics".

Canada, Mexico and Australia formed the "Axis of Nations That Are
Actually Quite Nice But Secretly Have Some Nasty Thoughts About
America", while Scotland, New Zealand and Spain established the "Axis of
Countries That Want Sheep to Wear Lipstick". "That's not a threat, really,
just something we like to do", said Scottish Executive First Minister Jack
McConnell.

While wondering if the other nations of the world weren't perhaps
making fun of him, a cautious Bush granted approval for most axis, although

he rejected the establishment of the "Axis of Countries Whose Names End
in 'Guay", accusing one of its members of filing a false application.
Officials from Paraguay, Uruguay, and Chadguay denied the charges.

Israel, meanwhile, insisted it didn't want to join any Axis, but
privately world leaders said that's only because no one asked them.

LMAO!!  ;D

lol..Very funny but...

It wasn't John Cleese (although it sounds like his kind of humour)

http://www.snopes2.com/politics/satire/cleese.asp

That was funny, thanks to whoever wrote it.