Two church members were going door to door, and knocked on the door of a
woman who was not happy to see them.
She told them in no uncertain terms that she did not want to hear their
message and slammed the door in their faces.

To her surprise, however, the door did not close and, in fact, bounced back
open. She tried again, really put her
back into it, and slammed the door again with the same result -- the door
bounced back open.

Convinced these rude young people were sticking their foot in the door, she
reared back to give it a slam that would
teach them a lesson, when one of them said: "Ma'am, before you do that again
you probably should move your cat."

I laughed too. :D

Yay!  That was a good one!  ;D

That reminds me of the story of Pavarotti visits his friend's house and sits on the sofa and then the lady asks, "Have you seen my cat?"  
>:(  I think it's kinda mean  
::)  oh well

You so funny! You make big joke. Make me make lotsa laughings!  ;D