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Subject: Hypothetical Situation (advice appreciated)
Okay, this one was brought to you by the wonderfully twisted thoughts of two guys on the verge of a break-in.
You've been out, and come home to find your place 'entered'. You note nothing has been stolen, but notice the person is still there. You do a quick search and it leads you to your bathroom, where the door is cracked and the intruder is apparently "using the facilities". You open it up to find said intruder on your pot. On the most bizarre point of this, they proceed to ask you for a new roll of toilet paper. ?????
We've been pondering this for a couple of days now, because we have this habit of leaving the door unlocked when we leave. This creates amusment for us because whenever we return we yell out for the always imaginary (so far) intruder to "GET OUT". We usually just picture them doing what we do; watching TV, playing some games, eating, etc. And that's what lead to this.
What do you do?
Subject: Re: Hypothetical Situation (advice appreciated)
Try and keep them in there till the police get there. What are they gonna do ? Flush themselves to freedom ? :D
Subject: Re: Hypothetical Situation (advice appreciated)
You could always charge for the TP ;D
Subject: Re: Hypothetical Situation (advice appreciated)
Don't give the intruder the tp. Call the police.
...and the tv crews, so he can be featured on "America's Dumbest Criminals". ;D
Subject: Re: Hypothetical Situation (advice appreciated)
Give him the TP to avoid him from using your hanging towels, then as he leaves the bathroom, wack him with a tire iron and put a boot in his butt! >:(
Subject: Re: Hypothetical Situation (advice appreciated)
Hehe. I used to go into my friend's apartment unannounced and help myself to their fridge. Sometimes nobody was home and I would play their Nintendo and watch their TV. Those were cool days. Then I moved away and I lost contact with the dude, but when I was in town one day I went to the apartment and I came in and I saw that the furniture was different and everything looked weird. I went into the kitchen and then walked back to the living room and sat on their couch and was about to reach for the remote when I see this group of strange people down the hallway looking at me intently. Apparently, my friend moved away too.
Subject: Re: Hypothetical Situation (advice appreciated)
Take a picture of him while he's on the toilet so that way the police know who they're gunning for.
Howard
Subject: Re: Hypothetical Situation (advice appreciated)
Get a roll of pink TP - has to be pink to hide the cayenne pepper you sprinkle liberally all over it ;-)
Phil
Subject: Re: Hypothetical Situation (advice appreciated)
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Get a roll of pink TP - has to be pink to hide the cayenne pepper you sprinkle liberally all over it ;-)
Phil
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:o Good one Philbo!
Subject: Re: Hypothetical Situation (advice appreciated)
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Okay, this one was brought to you by the wonderfully twisted thoughts of two guys on the verge of a break-in.
You've been out, and come home to find your place 'entered'. You note nothing has been stolen, but notice the person is still there. You do a quick search and it leads you to your bathroom, where the door is cracked and the intruder is apparently "using the facilities". You open it up to find said intruder on your pot. On the most bizarre point of this, they proceed to ask you for a new roll of toilet paper. ?????
We've been pondering this for a couple of days now, because we have this habit of leaving the door unlocked when we leave. This creates amusment for us because whenever we return we yell out for the always imaginary (so far) intruder to "GET OUT". We usually just picture them doing what we do; watching TV, playing some games, eating, etc. And that's what lead to this.
What do you do?
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Wait a minute! Its not a guy, but a woman (note the lack of gender refs in the original). So, I get her a fresh roll and ask her what's happinen (depending on her looks, and hope I have a packet of C's handy! ;) (This is a totally hypathetical - I'm single, and horny - account). Technically I'm single, but my partner keeps me...... ;D
Subject: Re: Hypothetical Situation (advice appreciated)
Congrats, Don Carlos. I've posted this at four other boards to get various opinions and you were the first to notice the lack of gender i purposely excluded. I didn't however, expect it to take this kind of turn. But keep in mind we have no real clue as to how this person would look.
Subject: Re: Hypothetical Situation (advice appreciated)
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Congrats, Don Carlos. I've posted this at four other boards to get various opinions and you were the first to notice the lack of gender i purposely excluded. I didn't however, expect it to take this kind of turn. But keep in mind we have no real clue as to how this person would look.
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I can fantisize can't I ;) So she's loooooken goooood. ;D