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Subject: 'Come Back' Lines..Add your own!!!!
Is this one of the best comeback lines of all time? It is a portion of a National Public Radio (NPR)interview
between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them
climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.
GENERAL REINWALD: Well, you're equipped to be a
prostitute, but you're not one, are you?
The radio went silent and the interview ended.
Subject: Re: 'Come Back' Lines..Add your own!!!!
Good thing I wasn't drinking my coffee as I read the last line. This is hilarious!
Subject: Re: 'Come Back' Lines..Add your own!!!!
That is just beautiful, man. Absolutely brilliant. LOL
Subject: Re: 'Come Back' Lines..Add your own!!!!
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Oh, SNAP!!! ;D
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Two snaps and a circle!
That was great!
Subject: Re: 'Come Back' Lines..Add your own!!!!
oooh, shut down! ;D
Subject: Re: 'Come Back' Lines..Add your own!!!!
And now for my personal favorite...:
"I wouldn't talk!"
"Then don't!"
A little on the cheesy side but a little gouda never hurt ya! ;D
Subject: Re: 'Come Back' Lines..Add your own!!!!
Hey..! I posted this same thing awile back, and it was pointed-out to me that it is a phoney interview, according to snopes.com.
It is funny, though... ;D
Subject: Re: 'Come Back' Lines..Add your own!!!!
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Hey..! I posted this same thing awile back, and it was pointed-out to me that it is a phoney interview, according to snopes.com.
It is funny, though... ;D
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Yeah, I hate snopes...has a way of takin' the wind out your sails... ::)