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Subject: Clues A Woman Should Call It A Night
1. I have absolutely no idea where my purse is at
2. I believe that dancing with my arms overhead & wiggling my butt while yelling "whoo hoo" is truly the sexiest dance move around
3. I've suddenly decided I want to kick someone's azz & honestly believe I could do it, too
4. In my last trip to "pee", I realize I now look more like Tammy Faye Baker than the Goddess I was four hrs ago
5. The man I'm flirting with, use to be my 5th grade teacher.
6. The urge to take off articles of clothing while standing on a table & sing or dance, suddenly becomes overwhelming
7. I yell at the bartender- who I think cheated me by just giving me lemonade, but that's just because I can no longer taste the gin
8. My eyes just don't want to stay open on their own, so I keep them half close and think they look exotically sexy
9. I've suddenly taken up smoking and become very good at it
10. I've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to me
11. There are less than three hours, before I'm due to start work
12. I start every conversation with a booming "Don't take this the WRONG way, but..."
13. My hugs begin to resemble wrestling take down moves
14. I fail to notice that the toilet lid is down when I sit on it
15. I take off my shoes because I believe it's their fault that I'm having problems walking straight
16. I think I'm in bed, but the pillow feels strangely like my kitchen floor.
You mean #2 isn't true? Uh Oh. ;D
Subject: Re: Clues A Woman Should Call It A Night
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1. I have absolutely no idea where my purse is at
6. The urge to take off articles of clothing while standing on a table & sing or dance, suddenly becomes overwhelming
8. My eyes just don't want to stay open on their own, so I keep them half close and think they look exotically sexy
15. I take off my shoes because I believe it's their fault that I'm having problems walking straight
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Oh yeah. Those sound like me last Thursday. ;D And I did lose my purse. I think I left it at the bar. ::)
Subject: Re: Clues A Woman Should Call It A Night
Oh, this brings back memories, well, what I can remember ;D
Subject: Re: Clues A Woman Should Call It A Night
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Oh, this brings back memories, well, what I can remember ;D
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Me too! In fact, I think I have pretty much done or said all of them! ;)
Subject: Re: Clues A Woman Should Call It A Night
Those are so funny and true!
Subject: Re: Clues A Woman Should Call It A Night
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2. I believe that dancing with my arms overhead & wiggling my butt while yelling "whoo hoo" is truly the sexiest dance move aroundEnd Quote
Hey, that's how I dance! Cool!
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3. I've suddenly decided I want to kick someone's azz & honestly believe I could do it, tooEnd Quote
I don't believe, I KNOW ;) 8)
Quoting:10. I've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to meEnd Quote
I resent that. Us geeks have feelings too :P :D
Subject: Re: Clues A Woman Should Call It A Night
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Me too! In fact, I think I have pretty much done or said all of them! ;)
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The only one I've never done is lose my purse. I've lost other things, but never my purse. ;)
Subject: Re: Clues A Woman Should Call It A Night
What is really bad is when you have one of those nights and someone gets it on video. Somewhere out there is a blackmail tape of me. :-[
Cat
Subject: Re: Clues A Woman Should Call It A Night
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What is really bad is when you have one of those nights and someone gets it on video. Somewhere out there is a blackmail tape of me. :-that tape, we can send it back to the original owner. ;) ;D
Subject: Re: Clues A Woman Should Call It A Night
I have absolutely no idea where that video is. I just know it is out there somewhere (unless someone recorded over it, or destroyed it-I can only hope.) That was the night when I discovered why they called it "Jungle Juice"-because it makes you want to swing from the trees. ;) I didn't exactly do that, but close.
Cat
Subject: Re: Clues A Woman Should Call It A Night
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That was the night when I discovered why they called it "Jungle Juice"-because it makes you want to swing from the trees. ;) I didn't exactly do that, but close.
Cat
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Oh nooooo, Jungle Juice is bad, very very very bad. :-/
When I was in college, I was introduced to Jungle Juice & let's just say I have no clue how I ended up in a bathtub. Naked. :-/