Hopefully noone on either side of our recent debates will be offended, this is just in fun.


Subject: We are Women


>
> Take all American women who are within five years of menopause - train
>
> us for a few weeks, outfit us with automatic weapons, grenades, gas
> masks, moisturizer with SPF15, Prozac, hormones, chocolate, and canned
>
> tuna - drop us (parachuted, preferably) across the landscape of
> Afghanistan, and let us do what comes naturally.
>
> Think about it. Our anger quotient alone, even when doing standard
> stuff like grocery shopping and paying bills, is formidable enough to
> make even armed men in turbans tremble.
>
> We've had our children; we would gladly suffer or die to protect them
> and their future. We'd like to get away from our husbands, if they
> haven't left already. And for those of us who are single, the prospect
>
> of finding a good man with whom to share life is about as likely as
> being struck by lightning. We have nothing to lose.
>
> We've survived the water diet, the protein diet, the carbohydrate diet,
>
> and the grapefruit diet in gyms and saunas across America and never
> lost
> a pound. We can easily survive months in the hostile terrain of
> Afghanistan with no food at all!
>
> We've spent years tracking down our husbands or lovers in bars,
> hardware
> stores, or sporting events...finding Bin Laden in some cave will be no
>
> problem.
>
> Uniting all the warring tribes of Afghanistan in a new government?
> Oh, please ... we've planned the seating arrangements for in-laws and
> extended families at Thanksgiving dinners for years ... we understand
> tribal warfare.
>
> Between us, we've divorced enough husbands to know every trick there is
>
> for how they hide, launder, or cover up bank accounts and money
> sources.
> We know how to find that money and we know how to seize it ...with or
> without the government's help!
>
> Let us go and fight. The Taliban hates women. Imagine their terror as
>
> we crawl like ants with hot-flashes over their godforsaken terrain.
>
> I'm going to write my Congresswoman. You should, too!

This is why I try to never EVER anger a woman ;D  They'll hunt me down and break me in half.

I'm writing right now!  Sign me up!  I could use a tan!

Where do I sign up! ;D

"Hell hath no fury...."

This could be a violation of the Geneve Convention. ;)

I am woman! Hear me roar! (meow, dang-it)




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