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Subject: Going To War Without France Is Like...
...a Texas barbecue without a croissant...
...Marine Boot Camp without your Liza Minelli records...
...the ninth inning without your placekicker...
...the Normandy invasion without Yves St. Laurent..
...firing up your computer without a virus...
...holding a bachelor party without the bride...
...crossing the Sahara without a fishing pole...
...wearing a Speedo without suspenders...
...World War II. 'nuff said.
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French Foreign Minister Dominique de Villepin was applauded at the Security Council after he spoke out against U.S. war plans Friday. They've taken their own precautions against al-Qa'ida. To prepare for terrorist attack, each Frenchman is urged to keep duct tape, a white flag, and a three-day supply of mistresses around the house.
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Edited because pic was too large. Please place large pics between url tags in the future.:)
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Hey! Mystery Men was a GREAT movie, dam*it! :D
Going to war without France is like eating a cheeseburger with no onions (I hate onions) :D
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...World War II. 'nuff said.
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That's so harsh :D I didn't even notice that the first time around...hee hee hee.
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Hey! Mystery Men was a GREAT movie, dammit! :D
Going to war without France is like eating a cheeseburger with no onions (I hate onions) :D
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I liked Mystery Men too it was great. "So, what's your power?" hahaha! and the Invisible boy who was only invisible when noone was looking.... ;D
As to going to war without france, well, big deal. They hate Americans anyway, we are nothing but " booshwaaaaah peegs". ;D :D
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Oui oui, les filthies americaines! Zey stink like le smelly skoonk, no? ;D
Going to war without France is like having sex without the STDs :D
*no offense to French folk, but what the hell can they do to me anyway?* ;)
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Going to war without France is like playing a basketball game without the hockey puck. ;D
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Hell, going to war without France is like watching a hockey game with no fighting :P :D
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This is today's joke at jokeaday.com…
When advised that France had announced it would not assist, become allied with or otherwise support the US in any war on Iraq, former US Presidential candidate Ross Perot reportedly said: "Having to go to war without France is sorta like having to go deer hunting without an accordion".
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...a physical exam without a colonoscopy ::)
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...World War II. 'nuff said.
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er.....forgetting the Resistance obviously ::)
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er.....forgetting the Resistance obviously ::)
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That was only on "Hogan's Heroes"!! :D
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er.....forgetting the Resistance obviously ::)
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"Leesen verrry carefulleee, I will say zees only weurnce"
...now, I wonder how many people that side of the pond will get that reference ;-)...
Phil
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"Leesen verrry carefulleee, I will say zees only weurnce"
...now, I wonder how many people that side of the pond will get that reference ;-)...
Phil
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I thought something similar was said in "Top Secret" with Val Kilmer...I don't remember exact quotes but I do like the French Ray-zees-tonce guys' names, like "Latrine" and "DuQuoi" and my favorite, "Chocolate Mousse" ;D
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I thought something similar was said in "Top Secret" with Val Kilmer...I don't remember exact quotes but I do like the French Ray-zees-tonce guys' names, like "Latrine" and "DuQuoi" and my favorite, "Chocolate Mousse" ;D
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You read my mind RC!!! :o :D
Holy Shhhniiikeees! I was just about to reply with "Top Secret".
That movie was hilarious. Another good thing from the 1980's.
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Phil was actually referring to 'Allo Allo'
A 70s sitcom about a resistance cell based in a french cafe starring Gordon Kaye.
I can't say I ever watched it but everyone knows that quote!
http://www.phill.co.uk/comedy/allo/index.html
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http://news.yahoo.com/fc?tmpl=fc&cid=34&in=world&cat=iraq
France still believes that a peaceful resolution can be made, even though Saddam refuses to go into exile. ::)
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Hey, they're selling a bunch of French army rifles on E-Bay. They've never been fired, and they've only been dropped once...
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I wonder what would happen if France and Canada went to war. That would be hilarious.
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I wonder what would happen if France and Canada went to war. That would be hilarious.
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Canada has no reason to go to war with anyone, everyone likes us.
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Going to war without any kind of global support is like beating a bee hive with a baseball bat.
Going to war without any kind of global support is like going to the freshman mixer with an M-16.
Going to war without any kind of global support is like punching a little kid in the face because his father beats him.
Going to war without any kind of global support is like throwing eggs at cars. It doesn't get you anything except a lot of angry people.
Going to war without U.N. support is like giving the lethal injection to a man who the judge has not passed sentence on yet.
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A friend sent this to me and thought y'all might like it...
http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.adp?joke_id=4084
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"Leesen verrry carefulleee, I will say zees only weurnce"
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Awwwwwwwww ......RENE!!
(Hmm, type too many www's followed by a dot and it becomes a link. Curious.)
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I can't say I ever watched it but everyone knows that quote!
http://www.phill.co.uk/comedy/allo/index.html
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No? Oh, come on Tao, I don't believe you ;-) But I do approve of the website in my name (even if it is spelt wrong)..
It was the catchphrase of Michelle of the Resistance (pronounced ray-zeez-tawnce)
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Going to war without any kind of global support...
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You mailed those to Bush & Rumsfeld?
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A friend sent this to me and thought y'all might like it...
http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.adp?joke_id=4084
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Some old ones, some gold ones ;-)
Phil
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Some old ones, some gold ones ;-)
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But the Americans are the new kids on the block, We (The English) have been taking the p1ss out of the French for a thousand years ;D
Europe:
A collection of countries that take it in turns to invade France.
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I saw a fabulous bumper sticker on a hippie pick-up truck in in downtown Austin TX....
TEXAS.....BIGGER THAN FRANCE.
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Europe:
A collection of countries that take it in turns to invade France.
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Tee hee!
I was about to say "when did the Belgians ever invade France", but they were on our side at Waterloo... the Italians? I guess they were part of the occupying force in WW2... the Swiss? But I guess they're not really part of Europe, kind of a little land-locked island in the middle.
Phil