Anyone up for taking the p!ss out of BL? good coz so am i. Every1 pass on a joke about the most wanted man in the world startin wiv moi

How do you stop a Taliban tank?



Shoot the guy pushing it...

Ok, this ain't Bin Laden but close enough:

The Iraqis were out in the desert and they see an Israeli over behind a sand dune making faces and mocking them and all.  So Saddam sends a few guys over to kill him.  But after a long while, they haven't returned.  So he sends 20 of them, but they don't come back.  "What the ****?!" he shouts to himself.  So he sends 100 over there, but they don't return either.  "DANGIT!" He sends a whole army over there but sure enough, they never come back either.  "THAT'S IT! I'M GOING OVER THERE MYSELF TO KILL THIS GUY ONCE AND FOR ALL!" But then a wounded Iraqi comes crawling up the hill and says, "Don't do it! It's a trap! There's TWO of 'em!"
:D   haha

Q. What's the difference between Elvis
and Osama Bin Laden?

A. Osama is a dead man!

Q. How is Osama Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone?

A. Both look out the window and see Rubble.


Q. Why does Osama Bin Laden have a beard?

A. He wants to look like his mother.



Osama bin Laden, not feeling well and concerned about his mortality, goes to consult a psychic about the date of his death. Closing her eyes and silently reaching into the realm of the future, she finds the answer. "You will die on an American holiday."

"Which one?" Osama bin Laden asks nervously.

"It doesn't matter," replied the psychic. "Whatever day you die, it will be an American holiday!"



;)

Anagrams of Osama bin Laden:

Bad man is alone

O, a damnable sin

There's a whole flock of Osama jokes at fun-town.com but this one is my personal favourite:

http://www.funtown.com/onrun/onrun.cfm

The others border on the edge of good taste.  ;D