Follow the
instructions to find your new name. The following is an excerpt from
a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of
Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey.

The evil professor forces everyone to assume new names...Use the
third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a =poopsie, b =lumpy, c =buttercup,
d =gidget, e =crusty, f=greasy, g =fluffy, h=cheeseball, i=chim-chim,
j =stinky,
k =flunky, l =boobie, m =pinky, n =zippy, o =goober, p =doofus, q=
slimy, r =loopy, s=snotty, t =tulefel, u =dorkey, v=squeezit, w =oprah, x=skipper,
y=dinky, z =zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half
of your new last name:
a =apple, b =toilet, c =giggle, d =burger,
e =girdle, f =barf, g=lizard, h =waffle,
i =cootie, j =monkey, k =potty, l =liver,
m=banana, n =rhino, o =bubble,
p =hamster, q=toad, r =gizzard, s=pizza,
t =gerbil, u =chicken, v =pickle,
w=chuckle, x =tofu, y=gorilla, z =stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half
of your new last name:
a =head, b =mouth, c =face, d =nose,
e =tush, f =breath, g =pants,
h =shorts, i =lips, j =honker, k =butt,
l =brain, m =tushie, n =hunks,
o =hiney, p =biscuits, q =toes, r =buns,
s =fanny, t=sniffer, u=sprinkles,
v =kisser, w =squirt, x =humperdinck,
y =brains, z =juice


For example, George W. Bush's new name is "Goober Chickenshorts".


I myself, have the new name of Goober Bubbletush.

As Rice Cube, I am "Buttercup Chickentush"

As myself, I am "Zippy Girdlehunks"

:)

Haha.  I am "Zippy Bubblefanny".

I am Snotty Girdletush. ;D

Zippy Liverbuns.

Crazy Don doesn't have a fourth letter in his screen name…

as myself I am Crusty Bubble butt-ew!

as Shazzaah Who I am Poopsie Waffle.

In reality, I am  : Flunky Bubblefanny  ;D

As FB, I am : Snotty Applebiscuits  ???

Ok, guys I feel pretty stupid to say,

"Bow down before the great Tulefel Chickenhunks!"

Well, using my real name I am "Tuleful Girdlepants."

With my alter-ego I am either "Poopsie Girdlehunks" or "Boobie Girdlehunks."

(I can't believe I actually did this... ::) )

Fluffy Gizzardtush, at your service.

Oprah Gerbilbuns! ;D

Howard

Chim-chim Hamsterhead

LOL!!! ;D

As me, I'm Pinky Applebuns

As 80s cheerleader, I'm Snotty Waffletush

I prefer Pinky Applebuns ;D

The names Cootiebrain,...Greasy Cootiebrain.
But my friends call me Buttercup Applehunks. :P

Zippy Appletush here

I'm Snotty Cootiesniffer! *sniff, sniff* What is that smell? ???

TAllow me to introduce myself then.

I'm Loopy Girdlesquirt.

I think it has a kind of ring to it, don't you?

Can't be much worse than my real last name anyway

I am Tulefel CootieBrain.

I am Pinky Applefanny ;D

I am Buttercup Cootiebrain. Nice to meet you all.  ;D

Pinky Gizzardbiscuits- pleased to meet you :-*

gee.. I already wrote a script to do this for you:

http://www.amiright.com/newname.shtml

Stage Name: Ann Church
Stripper/Pimp Name: Butterscotch Benefiel
WASP Name: Dana Mead  
Random Name: Plapy Soyl
Pokemon Name: Kinberuri  
Star Wars Character Name: Rryki Bensan
BackStreet Boys Name: B-rok's Sweetbun
Pop Star Name: Kevin McNiles  http://www.emotipad.com/emoticons/Dunno.gif  
Evil Professor's New Name Assignment: Flunky Hamsterbrains
Adventuring Name: Violent Killer  http://www.emotipad.com/emoticons/BlowUp.gif

Okay, by TV9's rules, by day I am Tuleful Girdletush, but by night, as Deejay Midas I am Crusty Cootiehead!  :D

DJCC

P.S. I have a friend whose DJ name is DJ Poopypants.  ;D

Stage Name: Lynn Keating
Stripper/Pimp Name: Lady Pucciarelli
WASP Name: Alex Walker  
Random Name: Stet Piesu
Pokemon Name: Kinberuri
Star Wars Character Name: Taski Pucjac
BackStreet Boys Name: B-rok's Cherrylips
Pop Star Name: Kevin McLenight
Evil Professor's New Name Assignment: Flunky Bananafanny
Adventuring Name: Jolly Dreamer  

My first name here = (cus I dont have last name in actual screen name)
Welcome me, Doofus!

Now my real name into this name genorator =

Bow down to a leader of laughs =
Chim-chim gizzardfanny!

Well, mine is  Loopy Cootiebrain.   LOL!  

As myself, I'm Buttercup Wafflesniffer.  ??? As Shelly, I'm Crusty Applepants. Ew.

Bow down to me, my hobbit friends, for I am Loopy Bubblelips! :P

I love that story.

I'm Pinky Bubbletush -- Goober's brother ;D

just call me Flunky Cootiefanny  ;D (Real name)

Or you could just call me the Fluffy Waffletush  ;D (Big_Cheese)

Famous People:

George Bush: goober chickenshorts

Micheal Jackson: buttercup applebutt

Saddam Hussein: gidget chickenfanny

...couldnt be bothered doing any more...

Osama Bin Laden = Poopsie Appletush
Tim Curry = Pinky chickenbuns (hee hee)
Richard O'Brien = Buttercup Toiletlips
Richard Gere = Buttercup girdletush
Chinese_Girl = Chim-chim cootiebrain (Hmm...a cartoon girl)
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What about some made up names?
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Sarvy Vallesha = Loopy Applebrain
Sally Jones = Boobie Bubbletush (thundervamp9 and ragebass's Sister)
Victoria Birchae = Squeezit Cootieface (new combination, eh?)
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Any more???
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I have ONE MORE combo for funniness records -
Oprah Barfkisser (Yuk! Who'd wanna give THEM a kiss after that? Eww!)

herre s'more famous dudes' Captain Underpants names:

Britney Spears: Chim-Chim Hamsterhead
Ozzy Osbourne: Zsa Zsa Pizzahiney
Dan Aykroyd: Zippy Gorillabuns
Madonna: Pinky Bubble Head (Hey, she has only one name)
Mick Jagger: Buttercup Applepants
Keith Richards: Chim-Chim Cootieshorts