Romantic first line, least romantic second line!

Here are some I prepared earlier. I await, with trepidation, your responses !!

And a big XXX Valentine smacker to all you lovely ladies out there!!

GR



Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
but I only slept with you, because I was p****d

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But  the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you are not

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes-
Da*n, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life

I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming

My love you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way

My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell"

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime

Your words crack me up, Gabble, you're ever so witty!! ;D
I only wish that your attitude weren't so $hi**y! :-/

Just kiddin', juuuussstt kiddin'!! ;)
Those were great!!

Very funny GR!!!!

lol great stuff  ;D

The roses are dying, the violets are dead.
Sugar is lumpy and so is your head.





Cat

Those are quite funny!

Thankx 4 the XXX Gabble.  Even the Queen needs love.   ::) :D haha lol

Those are great!  Loved them all.   ;D