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Subject: Jungle, Putting Green, or Clear Cut?
If I don't do a "clear cutting" every once in awhile, I got monkeys swinging through the vines. :o ;D
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Is this what I think it is?? Does this go along with the helmet/anteater thing?
Cat
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Helmut, Anteater, Peach or Plum.
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Is this what I think it is?? Does this go along with the helmet/anteater thing?
Cat
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Helmut, Anteater, Peach or Plum.
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I was afraid of that.
Cat
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Race, you called me bad because of my necklace comment? ;D
Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't?
You crack me up! ;)
Women can answer, too....sometimes smooth is the groove; sometimes it's the shape of things to come....depends on how lazy I am!
Nothing, however, is more unappetizing that sideburns bigger than Elvis's muttonchops staring at you at the beach! :P :-X
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If we're talking about what I think we are talking about, then jungles are unatractive, and unpleasant for everyone.
Putting Greens or Clear Cuts are fine by me.
But what about topiaries? ;) ;D I've actually had requests for that. :o ::)
Are you looking for my preference in other people's "yards" or what my "yard" looks like?
Can I have a bit more of a hint? :D
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If we're talking about what I think we are talking about, then jungles are unatractive, and unpleasant for everyone.
Putting Greens or Clear Cuts are fine by me.
But what about topiaries? ;) ;D I've actually had requests for that. :o ::)
Are you looking for my preference in other people's "yards" or what my "yard" looks like?
Can I have a bit more of a hint? :D
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I think you've got it, my dear!
As for topiaries...fun! That was really what I meant when I said the shape of things to come! ;)
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I like topiaries too! That's great! ;D
Yes, to make it obvious it would be great if everyone shared their "pruning" methods.
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Oh my goodness.
Race, you are one crazy b@st@rd ;D
Um...I'll say Putting Green for myself, and perhaps the same for me ladies ;)
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Whippersnippers, Weed-Whackers or Lawn Hornets at the ready....
GO ! Choppity-choppity chop ! ;D
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Whippersnippers, Weed-Whackers or Lawn Hornets at the ready....
GO ! Choppity-choppity chop ! ;D
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Oh dear! Don't let Cleo the Bearded Clam hear you say that! She will have you chained in her basement in a flash! :o :o
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Oh dear! Don't let Cleo the Bearded Clam hear you say that! She will have you chained in her basement in a flash! :o :o
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Who is Cleo the Clam when she's at home ? ???
Subject: Re: Jungle, Putting Green, or Clear Cut?
On the ladies, I personally prefer a "landing strip" ;)
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On the ladies, I personally prefer a "landing strip" ;)
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So long as it's not too rough on the ol' undercarriage.... :-/
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Landing strip, putting green, tomatoes/tomatoes. ;)
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On the ladies, I personally prefer a "landing strip" ;)
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:-X
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Welcome to the jungle, we've got fun and games... ;D
http://www.sas.upenn.edu/~katarinj/pics/jungle.jpg
Subject: Re: Jungle, Putting Green, or Clear Cut?
Can someone tell me what's all this in reference to?
Howard
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Can someone tell me what's all this in reference to?
Howard
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I would have sworn that you, Howard, out of all people, would know!! 8)
Well, I'm not going to explain it.
Subject: Re: Jungle, Putting Green, or Clear Cut?
I'm always a putting green but on occasion I have a landing strip.....But I have a private airport! ;)
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I'm always a putting green but on occasion I have a landing strip.....But I have a private airport! ;)
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That was a little too much information! ::)
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That was a little too much information! ::)
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::) It's not any more information than anyone else has given!!
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It depends...
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I think great info, I interpretate to be more of a "Limited Use" statement than one who flys "solo" if you get my meaning.
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I'm always a putting green but on occasion I have a landing strip.....But I have a private airport! ;)
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I really can't reveal that. There is only one person who knows. :-X
Cat
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Well if it is about what I just mentioned,I will say that I have a big jungle.You can get lost in it. ;D !
howard
Subject: Re: Jungle, Putting Green, or Clear Cut?
I have had a cl*t tickler and never had any objections...as for the ladies...my preferance is open as I am quite Flexible and enjoy a woman who posseses that same Talent http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons/09.gif
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I have had a cl*t tickler and never had any objections...as for the ladies...my preferance is open as I am quite Flexible and enjoy a woman who posseses that same Talent http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons/09.gif
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Flexibility is everything!!
As far as on a guy, I prefer the putting green or jungle. There's just something not right about a guy with nothing down under. BTW, what is a cl*t tickler?
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BTW, what is a cl*t tickler?
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well....I can't really tell you...maybe you're hubby could better define this for you...http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons/03.gif
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I think great info, I interpretate to be more of a "Limited Use" statement than one who flys "solo" if you get my meaning.
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Precisely Race! There is a special someone who has unlimited use but that is all. Unfortunately some members here don't think that this is the least bit amusing. I'm glad that you aren't one of them!
Subject: Re: Jungle, Putting Green, or Clear Cut?
How did I miss this thread?? When I first saw the topic I assumed it was about golf.
Anyways, I do not cut down there. I have it just as god gave it to me, and it is a jungle. Plus, I thought women do not like it when a guy does trimming. If you women say you like it trimmed, then maybe I will get a trim. God have mercy if anyone walks into the bathroom in the middle of that!! I could just imagine the conversation, somebody asking: "What are you doing??", and me responding: "I am trying to cut out a shape which resembles snoopy."
As for women, I have a definite preferance. I love that little strip that extends upwards. I just love it! ;D ;D ;D
Thank God for women!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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yikes.. can this be the last topic of this sort please?
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Hmmm....
Race, you sure can start some "interesting" threads.
Putting Green and Clear Cut are the best options for both "courses", IMO. ;) ;D
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yikes.. can this be the last topic of this sort please?
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I couldn't resist one little post on this subject. :-X
I'm sure Race and others will be good and not start these types of subject threads anymore. 8)
RIGHT? ? ? ;D
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I'm sure Race and others will be good and not start these types of subject threads anymore. 8)
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Right.
Subject: Re: Jungle, Putting Green, or Clear Cut?
Currently sporting a jungle...Mrs. M & I have tried all the combinations (counting in my head...9?) together and I have to say that bald is beautiful. ;D
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Unlike the "helmet" or "anteater" thing, I knew what you were talking about here. Since I didn't know the difference between "helmet" and "anteater," I needed someone to explain and since XenaKat13 explained it by being discreet, I understood. (That's why she's now in my sig line!) I understood what was being talked about here, and I have no comment about it.
Subject: Re: Jungle, Putting Green, or Clear Cut?
I promise to keep my subjects above the waist from here on out. :)
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I promise to keep my subjects above the waist from here on out. :)
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I get my kicks above the waistline, Sunshine... ;D
Murray Head, "One Night in Bangkok"
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I get my kicks above the waistline, Sunshine... ;D
Murray Head, "One Night in Bangkok"
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Actually, it was written by Tim Rice.
I have a funny story. I did not witness this myself-only heard about it. There was some girl who had a tatoo of the Pink Panther with one of those push lawnmowers that she had on her pelvis. She shaved a patch so it looked like he was "mowing the lawn."
Cat
Subject: Re: Jungle, Putting Green, or Clear Cut?
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Actually, it was written by Tim Rice.
I have a funny story. I did not witness this myself-only heard about it. There was some girl who had a tatoo of the Pink Panther with one of those push lawnmowers that she had on her pelvis. She shaved a patch so it looked like he was "mowing the lawn."
Cat
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Well, they don't call it a bush for nothing ;)
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Actually, it was written by Tim Rice.
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And one of the guys from ABBA, for the musical Chess; but it was performed by Murray Head so that was why I cited him rather than Rice. ;)
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And one of the guys from ABBA, for the musical Chess; but it was performed by Murray Head so that was why I cited him rather than Rice. ;)
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I knew that. I have the CD (of the U.S. production with Philip Castnoff instead of Murray Head. I heard the London version is better.)
Cat
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Oh,Ok.Now I know what you're discussing. ;)
I'm a jungle man,myself.I don't like a woman to shave down there.
I almost tried with my ex-girlfirend but she had this odor.P.U. :P
Howard
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Oh,Ok.Now I know what you're discussing. ;)
I'm a jungle man,myself.I don't like a woman to shave down there.
I almost tried with my ex-girlfirend but she had this odor.P.U. :P
Howard
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Maybe it was because of the jungle? ??? What about putting greens, neatly trimmed?
Subject: Re: Jungle, Putting Green, or Clear Cut?
For anyone who watched the tv show, The Family Guy, this reminds of the episode where the Griffins meet a Nudist family. They went to their house and the Nudist wife asks Peter Griffin if he wants a beer,
"We have Busch...........and Busch Light! :o
Subject: Re: Jungle, Putting Green, or Clear Cut?
I like em' hirsuite! ;D
But what is a putting green? I have no idea what that is.... ???
Howard
Subject: Re: Jungle, Putting Green, or Clear Cut?
Please correct me if I am wrong, Mr. Bannon, but I believe a putting green is nicely trimmed, not shaven.
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Please correct me if I am wrong, Mr. Bannon, but I believe a putting green is nicely trimmed, not shaven.
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I don't care if they're nicely trimmed.Believe me,I've seen em' all! ;)
Howard
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You, Mrs. Cheerleader are correct. :)
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Please correct me if I am wrong, Mr. Bannon, but I believe a putting green is nicely trimmed, not shaven.
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Subject: Re: Jungle, Putting Green, or Clear Cut?
Putting green :) Jungle :-/ Clear cut :o
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My dh wanted me to be clear cut. I told him I would as soon as he shaved his chest and back. I'm still waiting. ::)
I also tried putting green but it wasn't very comfy in clothes.
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My dh wanted me to be clear cut. I told him I would as soon as he shaved his chest and back. I'm still waiting. ::)
I also tried putting green but it wasn't very comfy in clothes.
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dh?
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dh?
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I assumed that to mean "Dear Husband", John. At least I hope that's what it means !
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My dh wanted me to be clear cut.
I also tried putting green but it wasn't very comfy in clothes.
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Mine too :o Wonder what the fascination is ::)
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I could give two good reasons but anyway I try to state them it comes out to naughty. :-[
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Mine too :o Wonder what the fascination is ::)
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Subject: Re: Jungle, Putting Green, or Clear Cut?
Hmmm...there really is no reason anymore for people to have hair down there, is it?
I guess one of the reasons I can think of is aesthetics...what would look nicer? What do you like on your muffin?
The second reason some biology teacher back in the day told me is that the hair down there is for lubrication during the act. Which is kinda goofy until you actually give it a feel and see how smooth and silky it is...
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Who in the world wants to look at a"kojak"!
I like em'very hairy.especially when women have hair on their legs.It's a fetish of mine.Sorry,if I got too personal there. :-[ ;D!
Howard
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Good try Rice, I didn't think it could be done, my post would have been edited by Hairspray as well. ;)
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Hmmm...there really is no reason anymore for people to have hair down there, is it?
I guess one of the reasons I can think of is aesthetics...what would look nicer? What do you like on your muffin?
The second reason some biology teacher back in the day told me is that the hair down there is for lubrication during the act. Which is kinda goofy until you actually give it a feel and see how smooth and silky it is...
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Subject: Re: Jungle, Putting Green, or Clear Cut?
What is this sudden fascination with OPA (other people's anatomy)? C'mon Race, quit beatin' around the bush (pun intended) and ask what you really want to ask (ie Girl's: Fried Eggs or Watermelons?) ;) ;D
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Definately not sudden, began to occur around the age of 11 or 12. ;)
I've promised Chucky and Haispray that I'd be a good boy from now on, I'll leave the hard questions to Rice and others. ;D
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I don't like obstacles to stand in my way. I enjoy a clear path to what I thirst for :-*
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What is this sudden fascination with OPA (other people's anatomy)? C'mon Race, quit beatin' around the bush (pun intended) and ask what you really want to ask (ie Girl's: Fried Eggs or Watermelons?) ;) ;D
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nice juicy watermelons
take out the pits. ;D
Howard
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What is this sudden fascination with OPA (other people's anatomy)? C'mon Race, quit beatin' around the bush (pun intended) and ask what you really want to ask (ie Girl's: Fried Eggs or Watermelons?) ;) ;D
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Watermelons? :o :o Dude, she'd never be able to stand up straight! That's just unnatural. ::)
I believe the "fruit" you are thinking of is a Canteloupe. ;)
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Watermelons? :o :o Dude, she'd never be able to stand up straight! That's just unnatural. ::)
I believe the "fruit" you are thinking of is a Canteloupe. ;)
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XenaKat, you don't know what I......................never mind. ;)
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I guess one of the reasons I can think of is aesthetics...what would look nicer? What do you like on your muffin?
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Nuts? ;D Okay, sorry~I just couldn't let that sliiide by.
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Nuts? ;D Okay, sorry~I just couldn't let that sliiide by.
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You are one naughty woman ;)
Subject: Re: Jungle, Putting Green, or Clear Cut?
I really wish you guys wouldn't have brought up that subject. I have to go for a mammogram and I am hurting just thinking about. OUCH!!!!!! :o
Cat
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CAt
Best of luck. Just make sure they warm the plates first!
karen
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I assumed that to mean "Dear Husband", John. At least I hope that's what it means !
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Sorry, folks. FBVP is right dh does mean dear (or sometimes darned!) husband. I post on a parenting website that uses loads of abbreviations like this and I just forget it not normal language.
k
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I really wish you guys wouldn't have brought up that subject. I have to go for a mammogram and I am hurting just thinking about. OUCH!!!!!! :o
Cat
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Never had one and not looking forward to my first :( :o
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Back to the topiary comments...As a fan of Edward Scissorhands you can imagine the images in my head right now...
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Back to the topiary comments...As a fan of Edward Scissorhands you can imagine the images in my head right now...
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"Imagine what those hands can do? Or UND:o"
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This is a GREAT topic to bring back ;D
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I prefer either a little "triangle of luv" or "smoooooth operator"! ;)
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This is a GREAT topic to bring back ;D
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And we have been having "bikini weather" here in So. Cal.
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I prefer either a little "triangle of luv" or "smoooooth operator"! ;)
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Now here I thought you were a "landing strip" kinda gal 8)
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As Mr. Bannon already knows I am sporting a landing strip....for private use only....I don't go clear cut because it just creeps me out. And no to all those guys, that think that girl like the jungle.
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hirsuite all the way,BABY!
I have a jungle myself,ladies,wanna see? ;D :D ;)
Howard
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I have a jungle myself,ladies,wanna see? ;D :D ;)
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NO!!!!!!!!!
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hirsuite all the way,BABY!
I have a jungle myself,ladies,wanna see? ;D :D ;)
Howard
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NO thank you!
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hirsuite all the way,BABY!
I have a jungle myself,ladies,wanna see? ;D :D ;)
Howard
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:-X
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my jungle has lions and tigers and bears,OH MY! ;D
Howard