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I thought you only saw those things on the back of comics, next to the X-Ray specs and Bullworkers, that stopped Bullies kicking sand in your face ?

They actually exist ?  :o

A Paul McCartney song springs to mind :

"No More Lonely Nights"  :P ::)
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LOL. I would hate to have to wash one of those things out.

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Yeah, it's the 1/4 part...the finding the right girl...that I have trouble with.

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How funny. This topic turning out to be such a hot button.

Believe me, dude. You're waaaay above the girl stage. Don't even bother with them anymore. It's women whom you should be paying close attention to. I am the one who has to grovel and put up with girls, and that's too bad because what I want is... a woman.

Good night, ladies and germs :)

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How funny. This topic turning out to be such a hot button.

Believe me, dude. You're waaaay above the girl stage. Don't even bother with them anymore. It's women whom you should be paying close attention to. I am the one who has to grovel and put up with girls, and that's too bad because what I want is... a woman.

Good night, ladies and germs :)
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Hey Carlo!

If this woman wasn't otherwise occupied, you could put your slippers under my bed anytime! ;) :P

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I think women love it, at least the ones I have been with.
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Both of 'em? ;D

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Believe me, dude. You're waaaay above the girl stage. Don't even bother with them anymore. It's women whom you should be paying close attention to. I am the one who has to grovel and put up with girls, and that's too bad because what I want is... a woman.
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I dunno man, I think I should be allowed to hit on 18-year-olds before I get too old and it gets reeeeeeeeally sketchy ;) :D

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Hey Carlo!

If this woman wasn't otherwise occupied, you could put your slippers under my bed anytime! ;) :P
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Not if they were under mine. ;)

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Ladies,
   Has anyone met Rice Cube? No. Do we all love him? Yes. It's personality, sense of humor, intellegence, caring, sympathy, etc., etc. You've shown us all of that. That's the real "package", not what's in your drawers. ;D A women's biggest errogenous zone is her brain. You can have the biggest d*ck, but if you act like a d*ck then you're a little man is a worse way.
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Awwwwww, now I'm all warm and gushy ;D  :-*

Can I still hit on 18-year-old girls?  :)

I figure I still have another good year left before I hit 25 and have to concentrate on the 21+ crowd ;)

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Do you really want to hit on girls who just got out of highschool? Your brain will have "shrinkage". :D
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You're probably right.  I gotta aim for the older women ;)

The ones that just got out of college are all snobby or married though :(

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Ladies,
   Has anyone met Rice Cube? No. Do we all love him? Yes. It's personality, sense of humor, intellegence, caring, sympathy, etc., etc. You've shown us all of that. That's the real "package", not what's in your drawers. ;D A women's biggest errogenous zone is her brain. You can have the biggest d*ck, but if you act like a d*ck then you're a little man is a worse way.
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Well said Tripsmom! Hey guys, pay attention to this. The guy who knows this is the one that is successful with the ladies.

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John has a larger Helmut ::)
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No. He has a lg. anteater ::)

Don't ferget about Goldie's remarks ;)

In the world, anteaters outnumber the Helmuts by a landslide.

Average length in the US: just under 6". Some may say "small," but they might just be average - and watch too much porn for their own good :P

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::) I'm not qualified to reply to this :-X
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Have you ever given it a chance?  ;D

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::) I'm not qualified to reply to this :-X
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We all know that already ::)

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I never made it with the ladies because I don't have much down there, and if a woman saw me naked, she'd laugh her silly head off.  They've been advertising this stuff called Enzyte that is supposed to increase the size, but I'm leery of the stuff.  The Weekly World News, America's most incredulous tabloid, ran a story in August about a guy who doesn't have much down there and it said that he has slept with over 20,000 women!  I don't see how!End Quote

Haven't you read the whole thread?

If there was one thing to be picked-up/learned from this thread is that it seems women do not care about size, just how you use it. It's all in the technique. Someone earlier said a little-known truth....

A woman's satisfaction can be accomplished with the equivalent of an index finger. Just ask SuperFreak!  ;) ;D

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I never made it with the ladies because I don't have much down there, and if a woman saw me naked, she'd laugh her silly head off.  They've been advertising this stuff called Enzyte that is supposed to increase the size, but I'm leery of the stuff.  The Weekly World News, America's most incredulous tabloid, ran a story in August about a guy who doesn't have much down there and it said that he has slept with over 20,000 women!  I don't see how!
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Weekly World News? Enzyte? Bwahahaha :D !

If size is so important... what of the other qualifications? Can you benchpress your own weight? Can you run a mile in under 7 minutes? Are you, otherwise, healthy and fit? IQ? Profession? Sense of humour? Can you dance? Finances?

True. There are animals who need only one colour when displaying, but the one I admire the most is the peacock because he doesn't rely on red alone. A song bird too needs more than one note to attract the best mate for the season...

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Are we trying to push the legality of such a situation? I'm flattered and, yet, it also proves the women I take interest in are... taken. How could they not be? Some guys have all the luck...

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I know I'm a little late about talking about "size" but I want to make an observation that I noticed. Men who are muscular and thick are usually "small" and men who are skinny and boney are usually "big". I am not saying one is better than the other, I am just stating that observation. (There are exceptions)
Cat
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I would have to agree with this statement. ;)

BTW, Goldie, I think I caught it, but haven't been here long enough to really "know"

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Average length in the US: just under 6". Some may say "small," but they might just be average - and watch too much porn for their own good :P
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What??? Maybe if you are not aroused. No way that is the avarage. My guess would be closer to 8 or 9 for the avarage. Some guy must have told you lies.  ;D ;)

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What??? Maybe if you are not aroused. No way that is the avarage. My guess would be closer to 8 or 9 for the avarage. Some guy must have told you lies.  ;D ;)
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You must be looking at the Swedish-made penis enlarger crowd.  Or maybe the dudes who misuse vacuum cleaners.  On average, men are not so "well-hung"  ::)

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::) You're right. I am wrong. Your big American "thingy" wins over my puny one. I kneel at the BIG phallic symbol that is John Seminal. I'm beginning to doubt my masculinity now because I have a thing for big thingies. There. Now everyone feels better about themselves 8)
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Yes, you Amelican have such raaaaaaaaaaaaarge penis!  Us Asian onry have small penis...

South Park, I couldn't resist.  That was a great episode.

Hehehe, I love how you say "thingies" all the time.

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::) You're right. I am wrong. Your big American "thingy" wins over my puny one. I kneel at the BIG phallic symbol that is John Seminal. I'm beginning to doubt my masculinity now because I have a thing for big thingies. There. Now everyone feels better about themselves 8)
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Obviously, I must have insulted you. Sorry. I was just "poking" some fun.

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In case you're wondering, that guy in the Weekly World News didn't have very much when it was ready for action!  Talk about a small one!  I wondered how he could have slept with over 20,000 women when he didn't have much to work with!  But as I said, the Weekly World News is America's most incredulous tabloid…
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Gee, where can I get a copy of that issue?  Sounds like my first...He cheated on me with 4 other girls and it was about the size of my thumb! (Thank GOD! ;))

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Gee, where can I get a copy of that issue?  Sounds like my first...He cheated on me with 4 other girls and it was about the size of my thumb! (Thank GOD! ;))
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Hehehehe, you could've crushed him with a Lego :)

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Trust me, my kids have legos that are BIGGER :o
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Now that's just sad.  Though I guess I really shouldn't talk ::)

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Now that's just sad.  Though I guess I really shouldn't talk ::)
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Haven't you ever heard of Mega-Blocks, Rice ?

I'll bet John Seminal has some in his toybox, and plays with them often  ;D

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Haven't you ever heard of Mega-Blocks, Rice ?

I'll bet John Seminal has some in his toybox, and plays with them often  ;D
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Sorry, his was about the size of a classic lego.  Made the first time pretty painless, though ;)

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Sorry, his was about the size of a classic lego.  Made the first time pretty painless, though ;)
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Oh daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang!  Score another big 'dis point for 80s cheerleader!  :D

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Where oh where is Langdon_Hughes when we have a topic like this?
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You wanna get us closed down, TM ?

Imagine Banasy and Langdon being here at the same time !  :o

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Where oh where is Langdon_Hughes when we have a topic like this?
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Yeah, this would be sooooooooooooooooo fun with Lang ;D

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You wanna get us closed down, TM ?

Imagine Banasy and Langdon being here at the same time !  :o
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Oh my.  This would be off the wall!  :D

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Yes, I agree!! It's more the girth than the length. Lester and I were just having this same conversation over the weekend while we were together.
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:o ;D

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I'll bet John Seminal has some in his toybox, and plays with them often  ;D
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I play with it all the time. I am its dad, and I love it. I take it for walks, I watch moves with it, I talk to it. It is my Best Friend. I once loved a woman, but she turned out to be unfaithful. I love mine. Thank god for it.

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sometimes I talk to it but it never replies back!
;D

howard

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I play with it all the time. I am its dad, and I love it. I take it for walks, I watch moves with it, I talk to it. It is my Best Friend. I once loved a woman, but she turned out to be unfaithful. I love mine. Thank god for it.



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OMG  :o

Okay - the question is :  Does it talk back  ???

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I have got a question for all you "Manly men" out there. Have you ever named your helment/anteater?





Cat
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Peter! ;)

Howard

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I have got a question for all you "Manly men" out there. Have you ever named your helment/anteater?

Cat
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Ha !

I was wondering when this question would 'arise'  :P

In my case no, but it been named for me, and the details of that are staying on my side of my PC screen  ;)

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:o ;D
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That's not what you looked like last weekend!  :-*

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I have got a question for all you "Manly men" out there. Have you ever named your helment/anteater?





Cat
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Jr.

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Ha !

Is that Junior, or "JR" after JR Ewing, and if so, do you have a 10 gallon hat to fit  ;D

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Ha !
do you have a 10 gallon hat to fit  ;D
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Hey, remember size doesn't matter... :P

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Hey, remember size doesn't matter... :P
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Hey, remember size doesn't matter... :P
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Hey !

You don't have to be telling me that.  I have been telling myself for years... :-/

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I think I'll call mine "Cyclops".  You best be ready when I unleash my powers ;)
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Cyclops the Anteater

A new action series coming soon on NBC featuring "Rice Cube"

Sounds like a ratings winner

Watch as Cyclops rages against the forces of evil and badness, from under the anonimity of his protective cowel....

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This thread is very amusing!!!  ;D
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Careful Karen !

Cyclopii (that plural of Cyclops you know) are everywhere  ;D  Lurking....

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Careful Karen !

Cyclopii (that plural of Cyclops you know) are everywhere  ;D  Lurking....
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I'm not afraid of them!  ;D

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I'm not afraid of them!  ;D
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That's the Spirit !  Keep telling yourself that  ;)

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Ah yes, let's take this joke and run it into the ground ;D

Cyclops the Anteater is here!  :D
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lol

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Ha !

I was wondering when this question would 'arise'  :P

In my case no, but it been named for me, and the details of that are staying on my side of my PC screen  ;)
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An old girlfriend named mine "Wolf" when we were together (this was back in the college days). I dunno why she picked that name, but whenever we were in public, she used to like to ask me how the wolf was doing. Funny, but I never heard it howl. I wonder where she got that name from.

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Maybe it's because none of the 'big players' are in town  ::) :)
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Big is in the eye of the beholder... ;)

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Cyclops the Anteater

A new action series coming soon on NBC featuring "Rice Cube"

Sounds like a ratings winner

Watch as Cyclops rages against the forces of evil and badness, from under the anonimity of his protective cowel....
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And would his 'cowel' be a boxer or brief? ;D

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I am Cyclops the Anteater!  Mock me not, lest I sting you with my "ray"!  :D
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As long as it's not a plasma ray!!! ;D

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I think the result of these 4 pages is quite clear !

Rice Cube is going to have nightmares about being attacked by helmets !  ;D

Helmets to the left of him
Helmets to the right of him
Helmets all around him

Welcome to Rice's nightmare  :D

Backs to the wall, Rice  ;)


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Well...just change the "him" to "her", and you've got my wildest dream!

And being a person that has been around the block more than the mailman, I will just say that I have had both...and I prefer helmuts!

Before you all go on thinkin' I'm a ho, I was married to an anteater my first marriage, and a helmut still.  I always did like helmuts better, though. and when my son was born, he was snipped. :-X

And, Goldie, I knew it all along....some things you just can't hide! ;D

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Nobody likes anteaters :(
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I like anteaters! I just didn't want to make the helmets feel bad. Helmets are nice too.... :)

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Nobody likes anteaters :(
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"It's not the shape, it's not the size, it's how many times you can make it rise"  ;)

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Now, to those who are ant-eaters. Would you guys go through the surgery to change it to a Helmut?End Quote

Hell no.  I may have a high threshold of pain, but you're talking about removing like 30% of my nerves there :P

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Btw, someone else brought up the crazy idea that only women can experience multiple or_____. Only women?! Then I still cannot explain about me ;)
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I can too...but only maybe four or five times a day, otherwise one suffers shrinkage of the OTHER kind.  :o

It pays to have time to "recharge" ;)

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Hell no.  I may have a high threshold of pain, but you're talking about removing like 30% of my nerves there :P
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That's quite a mass of nerve endings, boy! (Oops, I mean Manly boy!) And I never said that I hated anteaters....the can be fun when they come out to play!

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Think about how sensitive that area is, and you'll know what I mean ;)

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Think about how sensitive that area is, and you'll know what I mean ;)
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Oh... don't worry...I know what you mean! :-*

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Oh... don't worry...I know what you mean! :-*
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I'm sure you're the kind who knows how to make an anteater stand at attention ;)  :D

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TeeZee! How are you? Take your pants off! ;)
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I love it when you're all commanding like that :-* :) :D ;D

Oh, and when I said multiple, I meant on the same act ;)

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Oh, and when I said multiple, I meant on the same act ;)
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I know what you meant, but I don't think I could do that without my pearls disappearing into oblivion :P

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Oh, and when I said multiple, I meant on the same act ;)
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It is not that big a deal. It may take a while for the second event to occur, and you probably will not get that much out, and it may hurt afterwards and turn blue, but it is do-able. Other side effects are the base returns to normal size but the helmet or anteater portion remains enlarged and changes color to a dark purple. Hell, there are some days I do not even get out of bed, I just power up the DVD player. If only I had a 5 disc changer so I would not be limited to the same 4 or 5 women.  ;) ;D ;)

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I like necklaces! ;)
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I like necklaces! ;)
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;D  You're so cool!

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It is not that big a deal. It may take a while for the second event to occur, and you probably will not get that much out, and it may hurt afterwards and turn blue, but it is do-able. Other side effects are the base returns to normal size but the helmet or anteater portion remains enlarged and changes color to a dark purple. Hell, there are some days I do not even get out of bed, I just power up the DVD player. If only I had a 5 disc changer so I would not be limited to the same 4 or 5 women.  ;) ;D ;)
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::)

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::)
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It's great when you roll your eyes ;D  Says it all!  :D

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And, Goldie, I knew it all along....some things you just can't hide! ;D
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This seems like a good time to let everyone know - I am free and single!  :D  Just clarifying... I wouldn't want to get called nasty names by anyone!  ;D

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This seems like a good time to let everyone know - I am free and single!  :D  Just clarifying... I wouldn't want to get called nasty names by anyone!  ;D
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Uh.....free and single??  Hum...might need pick a better choice of words....maybe single.......but from what I hear NOT free!!!!!!!!!! ;D

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This seems like a good time to let everyone know - I am free and single!  :D  Just clarifying... I wouldn't want to get called nasty names by anyone!  ;D
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Hey, I think that you better rephrase that....You were free and single!!!!  ;)

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Hey there Tiger !

Hold of with that there Fire Hose, sonny.  Wouldn't want to alarm the general public... ;)

And....like....YELLOW  :-/
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I guess my fire's been put out?

howard

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How far in do you want me to put it? ;D :D

Howard
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uh......I hope you are talking about an electrical socket! ::)

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OK, I miss a couple of days due to technical problems, and all the fun begins.  ::) Oh well.

I admit to only limited experience, but I have "been introduced" to both Anteaters and Helmuts.  I have a distinct preference for Anteaters.  Here's why.

Mr. Anteater was younger than me, and had absolutely no experience.  He had however, read a number of instructional manuals on technique, and more than a few naughty stories.  He went out of his way to make sure I had as much fun as he did.

Mr. Helmut, on the other hand, was experienced.  He claimed he wanted me to have fun too, but we all know actions speak louder than words.  ::) ::)  I finally understood how some women can compose shopping lists during, because they need something to occupy their minds till it's over.

Oh yeah!  Mustn't forget!  Mr. Helmut was bigger than Mr. Anteater.  Size really, really isn't what matters. >:(

In the future, it will be the person attached that matters most, but an Anteater will have a much better chance of getting better aquainted with me. ;)
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In the future, it will be the person attached that matters most, but an Anteater will have a much better chance of getting better aquainted with me. ;)
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:-*  I'm on it!  ;D

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Dang! I'm not an anteater.

Does being a rogue count, Ms. Harlock?   ;)
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Of course it does!  ;)

I mentioned earlier, all tools function the same.  It's what the person using the tool does with it that counts.  ;)

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Of course it does!  ;)

I mentioned earlier, all tools function the same.  It's what the person using the tool does with it that counts.  ;)
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It's wonderful women like you who make us anteaters happy ;D

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If we had a son, he'd probably be an anteater - it's not a necessary operation, and he would just need to learn how to clean it properly...End Quote

Do look into the possibility of "helmethood", though. Many bennies to consider!  ;)

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Do look into the possibility of "helmethood", though. Many bennies to consider!  ;)
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Of course.  We'll talk about it if and when we cross that bridge... :)

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uh......I hope you are talking about an electrical socket! ::)
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Well,If I'm talking about an electrical socket,it sure caused a
shock to your system! ;D

Howard

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Howard, you are such a freak ;)  :D
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Me? I'm not a freak! ;D

Howard

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Have you ever given it a chance?  ;D
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Yes i have.  It wouldn't matter too me, i suppose, but I would like to say that there are some very Rude guests on here :-/

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Yes i have.  It wouldn't matter too me, i suppose, but I would like to say that there are some very Rude guests on here :-/
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Sowwy  :-/  :-[

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I think "Rice Cube" sounds a lot better…after all, I didn't rename myself "Woodrow the Helmet" (I named mine Woodrow in honor of Beavis and Butt-Head using that term for one that's ready to go…)
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...not to mention the fact that I would not want to be thinking about your wankers all the time I was trying to post about something serious (for once!) :P ::)

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...not to mention the fact that I would not want to be thinking about your wankers all the time I was trying to post about something serious (for once!) :P ::)
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Eh ?  When's that then  ??? ;)

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Sowwy  :-/  :-Thanks but i wasn't referring to you, Rice Cube, that is unless you are also  R. Rieux.