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Subject: Want to know what gender that you should have been
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I'LL GO FIRST...
It all adds up...
YOU ARE DEFINITALY A WOMAN
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Despite being an effeminate b@st@rd, I AM a man ;D Sweet.
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"It all adds up...
You are definitely a woman!"
Ok, I felt some of the questions needed more description but other than that, cool!
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The test is 93% confident that I am a... man.
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It all adds up...
You are definitely a man!
WOOH THATS A RELIEF
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It says I'm definitely a female. That's good! ;D
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I'm "80% woman". I'm serious guys, I'm not hiding ANYTHING!!! :o :-/ :o
Um, oh well, er, it was a dumb test anyway.
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I'm "80% woman". I'm serious guys, I'm not hiding ANYTHING!!! :o :-/ :o
Um, oh well, er, it was a dumb test anyway.
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Maybe this just means you relate to the ladies better ;) Consider yourself lucky.
Don't forget to grunt and scratch yourself every now and then to protect your manhood :D
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It all adds up...
You are definitely a woman!
Say what?
Well, actually, my mom wanted me to be a girl since she already had two boys. I really felt that I should have been a girl, and if I had to live my life all over, I would probably have chosen to be a girl. But I'm proud that I'm a man and really never wanted to be anything else.
And it also said that women prefer blue bedrooms and men white ones! No way! White bedrooms are too boring!
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http://test.thespark.com/gendertest/graphics/scale_6.gif
This was me. Apparently I just tip the scale into man-ness.
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Interesting test! It says I'm definitely a woman! :)
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Yup,
I'm a chick. ;D
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Yup,
I'm a chick. ;D
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A Mira Sorvino lookalike ;)
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It is 86% positive that I am a woman...I was worried for a minute there. ;D
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Well, I can sleep good tonight knowing that a stupid test told me that I am woman (as if I didn't know that before).
Cat
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They said I was a ......WOMAN(*eeep*)
Well,that does it! I'm not buying anymore panties
for myself. ;D
howard
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Either I'm incredibly open-minded about certain things, or there's something seriously wrong here... >:(
It all adds up...
You are definitely a man!
No I'm not!!! :o :( (At least, the last time I looked I wasn't..... ::) ::) ::) )
REALLY?
You know, for every question, we track very carefully what each gender answers. This allows us to guess with the utmost accuracy what you are. And in the rare case where we guess incorrectly (like now), we have the opportunity to learn from nature's mistake. You.
People like you, who walk the scary line between man and woman, are *very* helpful in understanding exactly what it means to be human. Thanks, and good luck.
:'( :'( Nature's mistake, they called me. :'( :'( Scary they say.
I'm just gonna go cry my way through a box of tissues and eat a pint of Haagen-Daaz.
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I got this answer, and a good thing too!
You are definately a man!
Oh Yeah, I have to mention that unlike many men, I knew that a clam was alive. ;)
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It said I was definitely a woman...and when I said I was a guy I got this response...
You know, for every question, we track very carefully what each gender answers. This allows us to guess with the utmost accuracy what you are. And in the rare case where we guess incorrectly (like now), we have the opportunity to learn from nature's mistake. You.
People like you, who walk the scary line between man and woman, are *very* helpful in understanding exactly what it means to be human. Thanks, and good luck.
So I'm nature's mistake? It said it didn't like my views on Canada...well I'm sorry but I left that question blank...Canada doesn't suck! And I'm sorry but "The Slot Machine" is more a wrestler name than a porn star...put the word Black in your name and the women...well let's just remind each other that once you go black you'll never go back...or so the saying goes...
Too funny!!
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Man.(Thanx for the reassurance ::))
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THEN TAKE THE Super- SCIENTIFIC REMARKABLY ACCURATE GENDER TEST... End Quote
Um, Hairspra-a-ay!!! ;) :P
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Hmm...
86% man (although I don't really think Canada sucks)
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Wow! That thing really works! :o It says I'm 80% man...the other 20% is the weight I need to lose from overindulging during the holidays... ;D
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I knew what it was going to say before I even took it! I'm a MAN! ;D ;D ;D
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I knew what it was going to say before I even took it! I'm a MAN! ;D ;D ;D
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Well, guess what! It said I was a woman! My mom wanted me to be a girl anyway…
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I knew what it was going to say before I even took it! I'm a MAN! ;D ;D ;D
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That is interesting - it said I was definitely a woman ::) But the slider seemed to be exactly on 50%....
::) :P
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I knew what it was going to say before I even took it! I'm a MAN! ;D ;D ;D
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That is interesting - it said I was definitely a woman ::) But the slider seemed to be exactly on 50%....
::) :P
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Well at least we still fit.... ::)
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86% woman, I guess that leaves the other 14% as tomboy!
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Yup, I am WOMAN (hear me roar).
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This thing is a joke right? It just said that it's 80% sure that i'm a woman! I know i'm Liberal, but i'm not THAT Liberal!
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I am definitely a man, but like Race, I also knew that a clam was alive! ;D
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That is interesting - it said I was definitely a woman ::) But the slider seemed to be exactly on 50%....
::) :P
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Wasn't there something about thigh high boots that could have skewed the numbers? :o ;D
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Probably was due to those thigh high boots being red leather! :o ;)
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Wasn't there something about thigh high boots that could have skewed the numbers? :o ;D
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I did that 'test' ages ago and it confirmed that I was most definitly female. However, my uncle and boyfriend both did it, and got a 'smack bang in the middle' result, like FB and yet it claimed that they were female. You'd think I'd notice if I was dating a female, wouldn't you? ;D
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I did that 'test' ages ago and it confirmed that I was most definitly female. However, my uncle and boyfriend both did it, and got a 'smack bang in the middle' result, claiming that they were also female. You'd think I'd notice that I was dating a female, wouldn't you? ;D
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Check the Adam's apple ;) Always check for an Adam's apple...
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Check the Adam's apple ;) Always check for an Adam's apple...
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Hmm, I'm pretty sure its there...amongst other things ;)
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Hmm, I'm pretty sure its there...amongst other things ;)
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Yeah... like the shoulder to hip ratio ;)
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They said I was a Woman.
>:(
Then if I'm a Woman,shouldn't I be getting my period now?
I feel kinda moody! ;D :D ;)
I have the desire to buy Hanes For Hers. ::)
howard
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You are definitely a woman! 86%
I know someone will be happy to hear that!!!!!!!!! ;)
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You are definitely a woman! 86%
I know someone will be happy to hear that!!!!!!!!! ;)
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I'm sure that if someone doesn't know by now, then you're both in a world of trouble. ;)
(Oh........and I'm definitely a man! 86%........how ironic)
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You look beautiful tonight honey :-*
Hey! :o That's not my wife, that's Howard!!! >:( Get my wifes Hanes off NOW!!! ;D
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They said I was a Woman.
>:(
Then if I'm a Woman,shouldn't I be getting my period now?
I feel kinda moody! ;D :D ;)
I have the desire to buy Hanes For Hers. ::)
howard
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You are definitely a woman! 86%
I know someone will be happy to hear that!!!!!!!!! ;)
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I'm sure that if someone doesn't know by now, then you're both in a world of trouble. ;)
(Oh........and I'm definitely a man! 86%........how ironic)
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Okay then - both 86%
What, as a matter of scientific curiosity, do you both use the other 14% for ??? ;D
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Um, oh well, er, it was a dumb test anyway.
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:'( it seems noone lieks mah test. (sigh) It okay i will go cry in my corner. Or find a laughing place liek that wierd lady in Stephen Kings "Misery" book.
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:'( it seems noone lieks mah test. (sigh) It okay i will go cry in my corner. Or find a laughing place liek that wierd lady in Stephen Kings "Misery" book.
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Hey!!! Who ya calling "noone?" I liked the test (speaking as a 93% male, that is) ;)
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You look beautiful tonight honey :-*
Hey! :o That's not my wife, that's Howard!!! >:( Get my wifes Hanes off NOW!!! ;D
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But,they feel so snug on me. ;D!
Next time,I go out,I'm gonna buy me some hosiery! ;D :D ;)
And some DOUCHE! ;D
howard
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I'm female - which is good, seeing as I always thought I was! :D
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Well, only 80% female. Guess growing up with 3 brothers and now having 3 sons is rubbing off on me?!?!?!
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Male with a 93% confidence. 7% more, and I'd be used as a guinea pig to make steroids!
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Yeah, but did you answer the clam question correctly? ;)
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Yeah, but did you answer the clam question correctly? ;)
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Even my blonde husband answered the clam question correctly! ::)
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Even my blonde husband answered the clam question correctly! ::)
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Hey! I was blonde.
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Hey! I was blonde.
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Oooops! ::)
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What is it that I am not seeing about the clam question ??? :) :D ;D
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At the end of the test they explain a bit about a few of the questions asked and how it helps determine sexuality. It said that a lot of men don't know that clams are living creatured, I was surprised about this myself but of course I live in a big seafood area and have been digging up clams since I can remember.
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Oooops! ::)
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No offense taken Zella, lets me just say that if your husband still has blonde hair then he's doing much better than most of us. ::)
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Oh, I first thought is was what gender you should be With! Either way, the answer is female :)
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I think one of the questions that determine things had to be the middle name. Most of the names ending in vowels are female. Lynne, Anne, etc. I'm sure there are other questions in there that help determine it.
Cat
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Well, my middle name is Wayne. I have a brother whose middle name is Dale. Both of them end in vowels.
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Well,If it said I was a woman,Let me go put on my
sexiest lingerie for all you big boys out there.
And then after that,I'm gonna shower myself. :-*
Howard :)
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eeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! wrongo! Man is my wife going to be pissed when she finds out she's a lesbian :o
Just because I prefer a blue room over a white (I'm light sensitive so blue doesn't reflect as much) I'm now a gal. The bright side is that they were only 86% sure - not 100%. ;D
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ragebass is a woman, ragebass is a woman, nah, nah, ne nah nah! ;D
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eeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! wrongo! Man is my wife going to be pissed when she finds out she's a lesbian :o
Just because I prefer a blue room over a white (I'm light sensitive so blue doesn't reflect as much) I'm now a gal. The bright side is that they were only 86% sure - not 100%. ;D
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I'm not feeling particularly pretty right now ;)
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eeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! wrongo! Man is my wife going to be pissed when she finds out she's a lesbian :o
Just because I prefer a blue room over a white (I'm light sensitive so blue doesn't reflect as much) I'm now a gal. The bright side is that they were only 86% sure - not 100%. ;D
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Wow,rage,yur wife is a lesbian.If I'm a woman and your wife is gay....Uh ?
Man,this quiz is F'd up! ::)
Howard
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I think I just derailed this thread ;D
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Maybe ragebass is being confused with cs, who is a woman, and uses the same avatar!
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Nope - they're just giving me hell ;D
Never should've taken that test darn it