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10 Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.


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Unfortunately in this day and age, this one could get you arrested for starting a panic. :-/ :(

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Unfortunately in this day and age, this one could get you arrested for starting a panic. :-/ :(
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Yes, quite !  In that case, it is the silliest of them all.... :-/

Don't try this at home, kids....

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Things To Do In An Elevator
21 Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
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My favourite!
 

;D

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9 Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

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I've always been tempted to do this... ;D

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"... looove in the eleveeetur..." :D !
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LOL!  I sometimes sing that when it's just me & Mrs. M in one.  ;D

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Yes, quite !  In that case, it is the silliest of them all.... :-/

Don't try this at home, kids....
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Here's another one:

-act like The Count on Sesame Street and
ask people around you to count together
in syncronicity. ;D

howard


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AH HA HA Ha ha ha ha ha.....   ;D

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I did that at a restaurant to show my date how much I appreciated her company ::)
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Gee, TeeZee, did you make her pick up the tab, too?  ;D

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If there isn't any music i sometimes like to make some and hu any ol' crap.... but if there is music i like to change it a bit by making scratching noises hehe.. *Wikky wah, wikky wikky wah* ;D
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Music in a lift? WOW!!! Ive never heard music in a lift... not even in the most richest of places

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How about stripping down to your underwear.
Nah,That would turn people off.I don't know about
the women in there. :o ;D ;)

howard :)
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Or it could turn people on  ;D 8) ::) :-* :-/ :D :) ;) :o :-[

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Oh, so it's you making those funny noises at me whilst i'm trying to read.

And who would have thought, you would have got away with it, if it weren't for this pesky meddling message board.
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And me being a blabbermouth in the first place!

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Another thing would be to let your sphincter dilate.... Now what silly person is it that always does that in a darn elevator !
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I wonder how many people are aware of just excactly what you said? :P  ::)

Besides, it takes a lot of advance preparation to be able to do that on cue.  Most people don't plan on it, and are too embarrassed to admit it. :-

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Another thing would be to let your sphincter dilate.... Now what silly person is it that always does that in a darn elevator !
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I wonder how many people are aware of just excactly what you said? :P  ::)

Besides, it takes a lot of advance preparation to be able to do that on cue.  Most people don't plan on it, and are too embarrassed to admit it. :-[End Quote

Ok, if people didn't understand by what I said... it merely said to pass some wind.       (Better??)  :).

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Ok, if people didn't understand by what I said... it merely said to let one rip.
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I like the way you put it the first time.   ;)Much more polite and sophisticated.

A sign of maturity and intelligence. :-*

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I wonder how many people are aware of just excactly what you said? :P  ::)

Besides, it takes a lot of advance preparation to be able to do that on cue.  Most people don't plan on it, and are too embarrassed to admit it. :-
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I have absolutely no shame...I do it to people who rub me the wrong way ;D

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I have absolutely no shame...I do it to people who rub me the wrong way ;D
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Yes, Rice has no shame with his astuteness.  ;D

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Yes, Rice has no shame with his astuteness.  ;D
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Yes, quite ;D

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I love this!  Does everyone else still jump up high when the elevator starts to go down.  I do it with my kids all the time.  It makes me laugh hysterically!

Still a kid - over 40!  I refuse to grow up!  I won't - I wont!
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i think 40 year old kids are the best kids in the world, in the words of Scott Stapp " so let the children play, inside your heart always, and if you will defy, then your youth will never die" great song, great album, great band.

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Ok, if people didn't understand by what I said... it merely said to let one rip.End Quote

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I like the way you put it the first time.   ;)Much more polite and sophisticated.

A sign of maturity and intelligence. :-*
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Awwww thanks  ;D

Also HairSpray i've read the rules and I just don't see what it's all about what i said wasn't THAT bad, but i'll change it any way.

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Awwww thanks  ;D

Also HairSpray i've read the rules and I just don't see what it's all about what i said wasn't THAT bad, but i'll change it any way.
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You didn't have to change anything else. I'd already modified for you.

It's the profanity factor which affects your posts, like the word (modified here) *darn*, for instance.  ;)

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You ever notice how often you do a big, greasy Unnameable when you're alone in an elevator, and inevitably the most gorgeous creature you've ever seen steps in immediately after?  No one to point at, nowhere to hide...
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Just what you deserve for letting the ducks quack!!!! ;D

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You ever notice how often you do a big, greasy Unnameable when you're alone in an elevator, and inevitably the most gorgeous creature you've ever seen steps in immediately after?  No one to point at, nowhere to hide...
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But !  Murphy's Law then dictates that the universe must have a square-up, to re-balance !

So the same gorgeous creature never falls asleep on your shoulder in the train, but the obnoxious smelly drunk guy sitting next to you does.... >:(

HEY !  That's not a square up, that's just more bad luck.  What gives ?  ::)

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So the same gorgeous creature never falls asleep on your shoulder in the train, but the obnoxious smelly drunk guy sitting next to you does.... >:(
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Or he/she does and drools all over your brand-new silk shirt...and it's not because they are hot for Mama!

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I freak out in elevators. I get nervous being in an enclosed space with no way out, being lifted with the possibility of being dropped to my death.
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Same here.  Tall buildings and elevators scare the heebeejeebees out of me.

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I like to do the Jedi Mind Trick...that is, just before the doors open, I wave my hands to make it seem like I made them open :D  It's silly, but fun.
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I do that to my daughter and her friends all the time.  I wave my hands and say "Open, Sesame", timed just right to make the doors open. ;D ;D

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Something else funny to do:
Press the button and back away from the lift. Wait 'til the doors are just about to open, then you ruuuuunnnnn up and DIVE into the lift. If anyone else is already in the lift, start panting and gasp, "We just made it... but there may not be much time."
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I actually do that...if I see that there's an elevator available but its doors are starting to close, I run full speed and slice through the doors.  It's really cool.  Scares the poopy out of the passengers though.