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Subject: Ghetto Johns Corner
(Speaking in a humble British accent)
Oh hello and welcome to "Ghetto Johns Corner"
this is a little place where i will tell you a little story that makes no relevant sense to society and you will eventually hate me for it...but ha ha im bored so put up with me....
dudalu dudalu dudalu duda...........................................
Once upon a time there was an english muffin which nobody intended to buy..he was moldy and smelled worse then a dead antelope on Friday the 13th, and well we all know what thats like. But one day a kind little girl with a basket full of homeless food came into the the little corner store, and asked the man behind the register if he had any unwanted food, the man pondered for a minute then smiled softly and directed the girl to the poor English Muffin. She took one look at him and.....................she started to barf histerically, she in her life had never seen such a hidious thing.
The moral of the story is simple, if your moldy, stinky, and overall just flat out hidious.Well to be honest with you, no one in there right mind is even going to conscider eating you. So I recomend taking a shower everynow and then, and until next time, Good bye.
(Speaking in regular Southern Accent)
well i would like to hear what you thought about my little story and respond with what you thought about my little story...i need to work on my grammar dont you think?
::) Ghetto Johns Corner ::)
Subject: Re: Ghetto Johns Corner
I think you need some serious help
Subject: Re: Ghetto Johns Corner
why do i need help?
Subject: Re: Ghetto Johns Corner
Your story is EXTREMELY stupid. I find no humor in it at all and don't see why you even bothered to post it.
Subject: Re: Ghetto Johns Corner
because im tired, and when im tired i do/say incredibly stupid things. and well ...i completely forgot what i was going to type/say or whatever, and now im going to shut up, but i dont need help, i just need sleep
Subject: Re: Ghetto Johns Corner
:)
Subject: Re: Ghetto Johns Corner
Your story is really bad. ;) Sorry. Get some sleep, and try again later. Your grammar isn't as troubling as your spelling, though. Before you try later, buy a dictionary. ;)
LOL It could have been funny, though. ;)
Subject: Re: Ghetto Johns Corner
Why did you bother to post this? If you want acknowledgement for something, at least make it something interesting, educational, controversial or amusing. This was a total waste of my time and Chucky's bandwidth.
Subject: Re: Ghetto Johns Corner
Hey! I resent that! It was a perfectly wonderful story, it's just that some people are too uptight to see the humor in it. Be weird. You only live once.
Subject: Re: Ghetto Johns Corner
Quoting:
(Speaking in a humble British accent)
Oh hello and welcome to "Ghetto Johns Corner"
this is a little place where i will tell you a little story that makes no relevant sense to society and you will eventually hate me for it...but ha ha im bored so put up with me....
dudalu dudalu dudalu duda...........................................
Once upon a time there was an english muffin which nobody intended to buy..he was moldy and smelled worse then a dead antelope on Friday the 13th, and well we all know what thats like. But one day a kind little girl with a basket full of homeless food came into the the little corner store, and asked the man behind the register if he had any unwanted food, the man pondered for a minute then smiled softly and directed the girl to the poor English Muffin. She took one look at him and.....................she started to barf histerically, she in her life had never seen such a hidious thing.
The moral of the story is simple, if your moldy, stinky, and overall just flat out hidious.Well to be honest with you, no one in there right mind is even going to conscider eating you. So I recomend taking a shower everynow and then, and until next time, Good bye.
(Speaking in regular Southern Accent)
well i would like to hear what you thought about my little story and respond with what you thought about my little story...i need to work on my grammar dont you think?
::) Ghetto Johns Corner ::)
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This is the kind of post that makes me wish people wouldn't post just for the sake of posting something.
Quoting: :)End Quote
And so is this.
Subject: Re: Ghetto Johns Corner
well maybe some people like posting for the heck of it becaus ethey got nothing else to do, and it's just something they do to make themselves feel productive! and adding a little smile and no words is fine...it's all that needs to be said.
Subject: Re: Ghetto Johns Corner
I like this shelly gal, so did anyone else enjoy my story, if not, check out my new story in ghetto johns corner II it is a bit more relative to well something that could actually happen.
Peace yall! ;)