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This is a topic from the Playful Penguin Place forum on inthe00s.

Subject: I Can't Resist Posting This

Written By: ThunderVamp9 on 12/21/02 at 10:18 a.m.

An elderly couple, Sam and Bessie, are
"snowbirds" in Austin,
Texas.
Sam always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy
boots.
Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them,
wears them home, walking
proudly. He walks into the house and says to
his wife, "Notice
anything
different about me?"
Bessie looks him over, "Nope."
Frustrated Sam storms off into the bathroom,
undresses, and
walks back into the room completely naked
except for the boots.
Again
he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice
anything DIFFERENT NOW?"
Bessie looks up and says, "Sam, It's hanging
down today, it was
hanging
down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again
tomorrow!!"
Furious, Sam yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS
HANGING
DOWN, BESSIE? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S
LOOKING AT MY NEW
BOOTS!!!
To which Bessie replies, "Shoulda bought a
hat, Sam...Ya shoulda
bought
a hat."

Subject: Re: I Can't Resist Posting This

Written By: ThunderVamp9 on 12/21/02 at 10:37 a.m.

And in other news:

Ireland's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery. Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night.

Subject: Re: I Can't Resist Posting This

Written By: dagwood on 12/21/02 at 11:34 a.m.


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And in other news:

Ireland's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery. Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night.
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ROTFLMAO!!!  That was great. :D

Subject: Re: I Can't Resist Posting This

Written By: Race_Bannon on 12/21/02 at 09:58 p.m.

Both of those were great.  Thanks for the laugh. ;D

Quoting:


ROTFLMAO!!!  That was great. :D
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