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For Don:

http://www.weddingguide.com

Enjoy! and I hope you get married soon. ;)

howard :)
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OK For Rice Cube I give a Scanning Electron Microscope.

For Steve H I I give a lifetime membership to Utne Reader, and yes Steve, I have mentioned this before you should check it out.

Southern Spitfire- A slim-line holster fits in to the back of her cutt-offs.

Goldie- A trip to Vegas baby.. YEAH!
More to come later, I got to get home.  
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Thanks, Race.  Editor friend of mine worked for them for years.  It's a great magazine.  

I'm going to go get some wrapping supplies before I give mine...

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You have mush too?  :)
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it was either mush or oatmeal....and since oatmeal is so common...mush is the word  ;)

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And another for Don, a big sloppy, wet  :-*  ;D

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Awwww, Race.... maybe he'll put on those thigh high boots for ya! ;D ;D

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Southern Spitfire- A slim-line holster fits in to the back of her cutt-offs.


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thanks, RB!!  I hate when I get that "does this gun make my butt look big" look!!!!!!

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thanks, RB!!  I hate when I get that "does this gun make my butt look big" look!!!!!!
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Awwww, Race.... maybe he'll put on those thigh high boots for ya! ;D ;D
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For RiceCube: A mint copy of every comic ever published with the Green Lantern in it, even those with just one panel, plus employee level discounts at the comic shop of his choice for life.

Gabble Ratchet: Professional camera equipment and an unlimited supply of film for those movies he likes to make. ;)

Southern Spitfire: The loan of "Guido" and "Lefty" to visit her soon-to-be-ex and make him "an offer he can't refuse". ;)

CrazyDon: The services of a professional matchmaker.  Happiness guaranteed.

Race Bannon: A leather bustier, and riding crop to match those thigh-high boots.  To be worn by the lady of his choice.  :D

Steve H: A cat-language translating machine, to facilitate harmony and understanding between him and his pets.

Chucky: To be Pop-Up and Spyware free. 8)

ThunderVamp9:  A lifetime supply of bail money, and the best defense lawyer in the country.  Also running shoes.  ;) ;D

RockandRollFan:  An hour to spend with Blaine. :)

Hairspray: A private concert by Duran Duran.  Member lineup of his/her choice.

Jonman: Penguins!!  Lots of them! ;D

FussBudgetVanPelt:  A year's supply of his favorite beer Coca-cola, and season tickets to his favorite team.

This is off the top of my head, during morning "where-the-heck-is-the-schoolbus" chaos.  I'll  post other gifts as I think of them.
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X X X X A kiss for each cheek!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hairspray: A private concert by Duran Duran.  Member lineup of his/her choice.End Quote

Aw...ww...!!!! That would be so cool! Thanks XK.  :D ;D ;) :)

I give you and everybody in the forums VIP passes to any and every event you desire to attend.  8)

:-*xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo :-*

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Southern Spitfire:  A quickie divorce in which her ex gets nothing but the boot. ;D

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Southern Spitfire: The loan of "Guido" and "Lefty" to visit her soon-to-be-ex and make him "an offer he can't refuse". ;)

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Girls!!!!!!!!  You have made me the happiest ever!!  I hope you were very nice to Santa while telling him these wishes!!!  I will be looking Christmas morning for these *ahem* "gifts"

You knew just what I wanted!!  And in the perfect size too!!  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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ThunderVamp9:  A lifetime supply of bail money, and the best defense lawyer in the country.  Also running shoes.  ;) ;D.
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*sniff*  That's the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me!

Quoting:Fuss:  No more knives in the wrong places!!  And a WHITE Christmas!
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Hey SS

2 outta three ain't bad, and I see the other one is covered anyhow - thanks..... :D

FB  :-*

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Hey SS

2 outta three ain't bad, and I see the other one is covered anyhow - thanks..... :D

FB  :-*
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You better believe it! ;)

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Bobo - Some music knowledge he DOESN'T already know
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Dagwood - No more tough times!

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Why thank you very much, TV9. :-*  Best gift I could ever get.

And you need the ability to live without having to work so you can do Renegade Retro live whenever the urge strikes. :)

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RockandRollFan - A tricked out Delorean complete with Flux Capacitor to go back in time and save Blaine.

Hairspray - Private concert with Duran Duran, and all the hair care products he/she could ever want.

Indy Gent - I'll actually lower myself and purchase a year's supply of Pepsi.  I feel so dirty now...

FussBudgetVanPelt - A year's supply of COKE, the drink of the Gods.  I feel better now...

Zella - A management position in the cone factory of her choice.

Crazy Don - a single night where no one posts while he's asleep.

Bobo - Some music knowledge he DOESN'T already know

Rice Cube - A Green Lantern costume and a Damsel in Distress.  The perfect combination for him.   ;D

DJ Midas - Endless gigs, where no one wants to hear Come On Eileen.

southernspitfire - A safe to drop on a certain soon-to-be ex's head, a la cartoon style.

CeramicsFanatic - A book of music quizzes with which to test our knowledge further.

Screwball54 - Free tuition, great grades and kickass job.  What more could ya ask for?

goldie - One day where whiny patients take care of THEMSELVES!

Syncronos - An endless supply of Yo Mama cracks so he doesn't run out of 'em.

Dude - You're already getting yours later, so I'm not posting anything here.    ;)

jamminoldies -  A new job out of the workshop.

Wicked Lester - Not only a new KISS tour, but for you to be chief roadie on said tour.

Taoist - Peace and balance....  or whatever.  here's some cash, get what ya need....

Jonman -  Take Lester's gift, and replace KISS with Bon Jovi...

philbo_baggins - Return of the King for your viewing, right now, before it's even finished production.  Hey, I'D take that...

ChuckyG - The God of our world, I give a week off....

Race_Bannon - The ability to differentiate between male and female.  heh heh

80sTrivia - For all books to reach the top of the bestsellers lists.  Got any copies I can give away on air?

Tarzan Boy - Release from the apparent need to continually delete every post he ever makes.  And a door into a parallel dimension where the goverment is how he envisons it, to see if he's right.

Dagwood - No more tough times!

XenaKat13 - Dancing Penguins, answers to all of life's mysteries (like how graffitti can be done in out of reach places), and lost books in the HGTTG series to be found and published.

cs - One more special run-by which hopefully won't be missed this time, and the "perfect catch"

Anyone else I forgot, you can have pretty much whatever you choose.  The sky's the limit!
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jamminoldies -  A new job out of the workshop.

Aw,man thank You so much.That is the best present I've recieved.Merry Xmas. :)

howard :)

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i wouldn't mind a dictionary (hint hint) ;D
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Here's one totally out of the blue.  Lets give theRealJimA the best dictionary in print. ;) ;D

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Here's one totally out of the blue.  Lets give theRealJimA the best dictionary in print. ;) ;D
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i'll still make typo's in my parodies though ;D

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{...}

XenaKat13 - Dancing Penguins, answers to all of life's mysteries (like how graffitti can be done in out of reach places), and lost books in the HGTTG series to be found and published.

{...}
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OMG!!!! :o :o :o

What are you?  Psychic????

While out doing last minute shopping, I just bought myself The Salmon of Doubt, Douglas Adams's last book, comprised of bits and pieces salvaged from the depths of his computer by his family and assistants.

Anyone who is a Doug Adams fan needs to get it.  I haven't been able to put it down.

Thanks, TV9!! ;) :D

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i wouldn't mind a dictionary (hint hint) ;D
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Ok,here you go:

http://www.dictionary.com

Enjoy! ;D

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Jessica -- Season tickets for all the Broncos games... ;D

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Thanks, Zella.......I think. ;D

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Dagwood, XenaKat and TripsMom -- a years' supply of babysitters
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Yes please!!!! Thank You. ;D :D ;D

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Yes please!!!! Thank You. ;D :D ;D
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I'll volunteer :D

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Rice Cube -- a complete set of self-filling nitrous tanks
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That will probably make me laugh.  A lot.   :D

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Bobo -- a lucrative songwriting contract and the compleat Simpson's Collection
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Dagwood, XenaKat and TripsMom -- a years' supply of babysitters
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Thanks, Zella, you sure know how to pick the perfect gift. :)

I think you should get a years supply of cone pics so you can have a cone a day. ;D

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Karen M. -- the world's largest state-of-the-art kiln and every rock trivia book ever published
Syncronos -- links to all the superhero clipart on the web ::)
Langdon Hughes -- a smock!
RockandRollFan -- Linkin Park's greatest hits ;D
FussBudget -- a new pair of thigh high boots, and the key to his dreams :-*
Dagwood, XenaKat and TripsMom -- a years' supply of babysitters
SB54 -- signed copies of all of Bill O'Reilly's books, a new pickup truck and a barrel of Copenhagen ;)
Rice Cube -- a complete set of self-filling nitrous tanks
Race Bannon -- seven new thongs, one for each day of the week and a lobster dinner
Holy Dooley -- a new Xylophone (hold the donger)
Indy Gent -- the lady of his dreams, and a million dollars so he never has to work again
Crazy Don -- the lady of his dreams, snakeskin boots and a cowboy hat and the Powerball Jackpot
S.S. -- years of happiness with her new sweetheart ;)
Lester -- ten years' worth of free tickets to the sporting event of his choice and a complete set of Kiss dolls
Bobo -- a lucrative songwriting contract and the compleat Simpson's Collection
Jonman -- Time Life's "Encyclopedia of Penguins" and a years' supply of Jack Daniels
Tarzan Boy -- A gold embossed, leather bound set of Camus in four languages
Steve H -- a new Ouija board, a ticket to the next GOP convention and a jar of ..... :-X
Hossy -- an inexhuastible supply of energy (something tells me you're gonna need it Dude! :D )
Banasy -- 26 hours a day so she can join us more often! :D
PF4Eva  -- a date with Britney Spears
DJ Midas -- a copy of every record ever released, all more than 12 inches
Jessica -- Season tickets for all the Broncos games... ;D
T-Vamp -- actual clothes as opposed to the virtual ones he is always allegedly wearing! ;)
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Zella!! You forgot me!!  :(

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Steve H -- a new Ouija board, a ticket to the next GOP convention and a jar of ..... :-X
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Wheeee... I wanna go, I wanna go.  Can I sit next to Rush? Huh, please, huh?  Please...  http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/cool/cool030.gif

and a jar of ???  hmmm... hmmm.....

are they... crispylicious? http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/mittelgrosse/mittelgr124.gif

Thank you, Zella

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Ok, guys, gather around.  I have either Ginger Snaps or Pumpkin Chocolate Chip cookies for all!  Merry Christmas :)
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oh,yeah.I'd love some.I'm in the mood for a chocolate chip cookie plus a cup of coffee. ;D

howard

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Zella!! You forgot me!!  :(
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Goldie, I am soooo sorry! I was thinking of both you and your sister, and then I got so caught up in her gift I forgot to put you in! :'(

Goldie: A lifetime of happiness with the secret person she keeps alluding to in her sig! :D

And:

Howard: The job of your choice with a good supervisor. :)
Philbo: Royalties payments from Tolkein for ripping off your name! :o
Tao: Free transportation to every peace demonstration in Britain! ;)

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Hum.......so many people.....so little time left!!


Goldie:  She already got 2 presents this year...her divorce...and, hum... ::) ;D ;)
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And I am really enjoying the "hum" part!!!! ;) ;D

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Karen M. -- the world's largest state-of-the-art kiln and every rock trivia book ever published
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Aww, Zella...how thoughtful of you!  8)

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Goldie: A lifetime of happiness with the secret person she keeps alluding to in her sig! :D
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Thanks Zella! That is exactly what I want for Christmas too!

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Goldie, I am soooo sorry! I was thinking of both you and your sister, and then I got so caught up in her gift I forgot to put you in! :'(

Goldie: A lifetime of happiness with the secret person she keeps alluding to in her sig! :D

And:

Howard: The job of your choice with a good supervisor. :)
Philbo: Royalties payments from Tolkein for ripping off your name! :o
Tao: Free transportation to every peace demonstration in Britain! ;)

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Howard: The job of your choice with a good supervisor. :)

Aw,thank you Zell.A supervisor that doesn't treat the people like infants.

howard :)

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A few more last minute gifts:
Max Power: a second computer so he can post at the same time as Bobo (oh, look, he must have already received it! ;D )
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Thanks Zella :P
My Christmas gift is for everyone here to have a very good time, with lots of friends and family around. I hope that there is too much to eat on everyones table and more than enough gifts for all the young and young at heart. All my best wishes to everyone!
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL

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you too,Max.

howard

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I Just want everyone to have the most joyous holiday season and that i am very Det var hyggeligt at mødes (Pleased to meet you)  :)
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Are you German ???

howard ;D

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Are you German ???

howard ;D
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No, I'm an American living in Norway, hmmm wasn't that a movie?  ;)

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No, I'm an American living in Norway, hmmm wasn't that a movie?  ;)
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oh...Shveden.hmmm...perhaps you make Shvedish meatballs by any chance? ;D

howard :D

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Bobo: A love potion to make your ex think kindly of you again, and a directorship at the local music history museum.
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Dagwood: You know how they have those "topless" or nude maid services for the guys?  I'm giving you "maid" service by the best-looking male exotic dancers I can find.



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WooHoo...can't wait.  Thanks. :D

Xena, I wish you and your children all the happiness in the world.  You deserve it after all you have been through. :)