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OMG!!!! that is so funny!!!

Looks just like my Jerry cat when there was this HUGE spider in my kitchen I told him to get!!!!

That's funny TV

"I want this much cat food on the hour every hour"  ;)

First I was wondering if you were referring to Cat Stevens... ::)


That picture is a riot!!!  ;D ;D ;D

More fun with pics!

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How to Give A Cat A Pill
1.Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if
holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.

2.Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in
left arm and repeat process.

3.Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away.

4.Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm, holding rear
paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right fore-finger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten.

5.Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call spouse from garden.

6.Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.

7.Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap.
Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines and vases from hearth and set to one side for gluing later.

8.Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with head just visible from below armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw, force mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw.

9.Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans, drink 1 beer to take taste away. Apply Band-Aid to spouse's forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap.

10. Retrieve cat from neighbour's shed. Get another pill. Open another beer. Place cat in cupboard and close door onto neck to leave head showing. Force mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band.

11. Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back on hinges. Drink beer. Fetch bottle of scotch. Pour shot, drink. Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for date of last tetanus jab. Apply whisky compress to cheek to disinfect. Toss-back another shot. Throw T-shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom.

12. Ring fire brigade to retrieve the cat from tree across the
road. Apologize to neighbour who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Take last pill from foil-wrap.

13.Tie the cat's front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table, find heavy duty pruning gloves from shed. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of fillet steak. Be rough about it. Hold head vertically and pour 2 pints of water down throat to wash pill down.

14.Consume remainder of scotch. Get spouse to drive you to the
emergency room, sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and removes pill remnants from right eye. Call furniture shop on way home to order new table.

15.Arrange for RSPCA to collect mutant cat from hell and ring local pet shop to see if they have any hamsters.


How to Give A Dog A Pill:
1. Wrap it in bacon.

Oh, my sides are hurting from laughing so hard!!! ;D

I love that kitty!! It does look just like southernspitfire's cat Jerry!!!

Very cute!

Thunder Vamp has written the definitive description of giving a cat a pill...   ;D

TV9, that is the cutest photo!  :)  I like the description of giving a pill, too.

From a book I just got, "Cat's Letters To Santa":

Dear Santa:

If I'm napping when you stop by, please wake me. I want to say hello and thank you for the wonderful mouse you got for me last year. (That was from you, right?)  I had a great time chasing it around the house, and when I captured the mouse, I dropped it in my masters' bed.  Boy were they happy--you should have seen them scream for joy.

P.S. I usually sleep under the couch in the living room.
       
                                            Butch

Dear Santa,

I'd like a couple of new houseplants this Christmas.  I particularly like those spider plants, with those enticing little parts that dangle down. And could you send the plants in macrame hangers? As for the length, they should hang just high enough to be a challenge but not so high that I have no chance to make them come crashing down.

                                             Tarzan

You guys are gonna hate me, but I can't resist ;D

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That's Chucky's avatar, btw ;D

What a sweetie!  Soooo adorable in that pose!  LOL

Almost as silly as the "egg" position.   ;D

I know no one is going to believe this but I love cats. lol That is such a cute picture. Also, Thunder, your decription of giving a cat a pill is right on. I have to give my old cat a pill everyday. I must say that I am pretty lucky because she is sooooo easy. I have had cats where I would be practically sitting on them to give it to them.





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