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Subject: Joke Of The Day......12/12/02
Hunter
A hillbilly went hunting one day in Oklahoma and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home when he was confronted by an ornery game warden who didn't like hillbillies. The game warden ordered the hillbilly to show his hunting license, and the hillbilly pulled out a valid Oklahoma hunting license. The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and picked up one of the ducks, sniffed its butt, and said "This duck ain't from Oklahoma. This is a Kansas duck. You got a Kansas huntin' license, boy?"
The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced a Kansas hunting license.
The game warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the second duck, sniffed its butt, and said "This ain't no Kansas duck. This duck's from Arkansas. You got a Arkansas license?" The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced an Arkansas hunting license.
The warden then reached over and picked up the third duck, sniffed its butt, and said This ain't no Arkansas duck. This here duck's from South Carolina. You got a South Carolina huntin' license?"
Again the hillbilly reached into his wallet and brought out a South Carolina hunting license.
The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point, and he yelled at the hillbilly "Just where the hell are you from?"
The hillbilly turned around, bent over, dropped his pants, and said "You tell me, expert."
Subject: Re: Joke Of The Day......12/12/02
Eewww...
I got one for you in the same vein
In this courtroom, the judge calls the next case. Up to the stand walks a duck. The judge asks, "What's this about?"
Amazingly, the duck answers. "I don't know. The cops said they were arresting me for blowing bubbles in a fountain."
The judge shakes his head, and says, "This is a waste of time. Case dismissed. NEXT case."
The next case walks up. It's a second duck. "What's going on here?" the judge says, rather irritated.
"I don't know," answers the second duck. "I was just blowing bubbles in the fountain, same as the last guy."
The judge pounds his gavel and sends the second duck away. He calls the next case, then slaps his hands over his eyes when yet another duck walks up to the stand.
"Why are YOU here?!" he yells.
The duck jumps back and says, "I don't know, but my name is Bubbles."
Subject: Re: Joke Of The Day......12/12/02
Great! :D
Subject: Re: Joke Of The Day......12/12/02
;D ;D ;D Good ones!
Subject: Re: Joke Of The Day......12/12/02
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Hunter
...went hunting one day in Oklahoma...
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Ok I read the first sentence and almost got mad for stereotyping my state >:(
But it's all good :)
-Queen Ruth Lorraine AmenRa Burnt Noodles Shway Crayola Staples
Subject: Re: Joke Of The Day......12/12/02
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Ok I read the first sentence and almost got mad for stereotyping my state >:(
But it's all good :)
-Queen Ruth Lorraine AmenRa Burnt Noodles Shway Crayola Staples
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how did he sterotype your state?
Subject: Re: Joke Of The Day......12/12/02
Well how come the first thing people think of when they hear "Oklahoma" is either hicks, hunters, and tornadoes. I'M not a hick, I don't hunt, and truthfully, I've NEVER seen a tornado in my entire life (some pretty scary winds though) Oh well that's life, I guess. :-/
-Queen Ruth Lorraine AmenRa Burnt Noodles Shway Crayola Staples
Subject: Re: Joke Of The Day......12/12/02
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Well how come the first thing people think of when they hear "Oklahoma" is either hicks, hunters, and tornadoes. I'M not a hick, I don't hunt, and truthfully, I've NEVER seen a tornado in my entire life (some pretty scary winds though) Oh well that's life, I guess. :-/
-Queen Ruth Lorraine AmenRa Burnt Noodles Shway Crayola Staples
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I can sympathize, Your Highness...I am from Kansas and believe me, all I hear about is hicks, tornadoes, Dorothy and Toto....although I have to admit around here I have seen a lot of hicks...and a few tornadoes.....*sigh* but I don't think RocknRollFan was putting anyone down. It was a funny joke.
Subject: Re: Joke Of The Day......12/12/02
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Ok I read the first sentence and almost got mad for stereotyping my state >:(
But it's all good :)
I have family in Oklahoma and I used to live there too, once upon a time back in the dark ages.
Cat
-Queen Ruth Lorraine AmenRa Burnt Noodles Shway Crayola Staples
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Subject: Re: Joke Of The Day......12/12/02
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Well how come the first thing people think of when they hear "Oklahoma" is either hicks, hunters, and tornadoes. I'M not a hick, I don't hunt, and truthfully, I've NEVER seen a tornado in my entire life (some pretty scary winds though) Oh well that's life, I guess. :-/
-Queen Ruth Lorraine AmenRa Burnt Noodles Shway Crayola Staples
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I would bring up some stuff but I don't want this unharming joke page to became into a big arguing state so I guess I can't say it. but anways....there are hicks everywhere just because we say your state doesn't mean that we mean that your state has all of them :P