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Subject: More Made Up Jokes and Riddles
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/10/02 at 08:05 p.m.
Why does an ostrich stick it's head in the dirt?
Because it would be hard to stick it in asphalt.
Why did Lizzie Borden kill her parents?
She had a axe to grind.
A man with no legs walks into a bar. (Not mine) ;)
Subject: Re: More Made Up Jokes and Riddles
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/10/02 at 08:26 p.m.
Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road ?
Because it wanted to lay it on the line.... (also not mine)
An electric typewriter walks into a bar. The barman says :
"We don't serve your type here"..... ::)