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Subject: IG's Joke of the Day (Night) #4
Written By: Indy Gent on 09/26/02 at 06:51 p.m.
Riddles I Made Up:
1. What happened to the turtle after he walked into a downed power line? He became shell-shocked.
2. What is the difference between Orville Redenbacher and the producers of "NYPD Blue"? One makes popcorn, the other makes cop porn.
3. Why did the tennis player stop practicing? Because somebody told him he was making a racquet. *groan*
4. Why is the Great White Shark called that anyway? Because "The Great Honky Shark" sounds insulting.
5. What do you call a Yugo that can only travel 50 miles? An overachiever.
Subject: Re: IG's Joke of the Day (Night) #4
Written By: TripsMom on 09/26/02 at 07:08 p.m.
;D This is another good set of jokes IG. ;DAnd my kids call popcorn-cop porn! I always wonder what the neighbors are thinking when the three of them start yelling, "more cop porn". So I especially like that one ;)
Subject: Re: IG's Joke of the Day (Night) #4
Written By: Indy Gent on 09/26/02 at 07:23 p.m.
Gee, thanks for all the comments on my jokes, TM. And hopefully, your kids will outgrow that "cop porn" thing. ;)
Subject: Re: IG's Joke of the Day (Night) #4
Written By: lebeiw15 on 09/26/02 at 07:26 p.m.
LOL, I love all of them (except #3) ;D :D ;)
Subject: Re: IG's Joke of the Day (Night) #4
Written By: Indy Gent on 09/26/02 at 08:14 p.m.
I think #3 is geared toward the 3rd to 5th grade mindset. I didn't like it either. ;)
Quoting:
LOL, I love all of them (except #3) ;D :D ;)
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