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Subject: IG's Joke of the Day #3
Not-So-Famous Sayings
People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones, especially if they undress or poop in those same houses.
You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear; PETA might file a complaint.
If you can't stand the heat, move to Canada.
An optimist sees the glass as half-full, the pessimist sees the glass as half-empty, and a realist drinks no matter how much booze is in it.
A penny saved is a penny earned, but who makes pennies on their job nowadays?
Life is like a bowl of cherries, Mikey likes both.
At first you don't succeed, ask for directions.
Subject: Re: IG's Joke of the Day
Quoting:If you can't stand the heat, move to Canada.End Quote
That's why my a$$ move from Vegas back home to Michigan. They can keep the that heat.
Quoting:At first you don't succeed, ask for directions.End Quote
I don't know how to do that, I'm a man ;D
Subject: Re: IG's Joke of the Day
I'm a man, too. And I always ask for directions. That's what gas station attendants are paid for nowadays. ;D
My dad asks for directions, too.
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I don't know how to do that, I'm a man ;D
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