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Subject: Pearls of Wisdom
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Love is grand;
divorce is a hundred grand.
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I am in shape.
Round is a shape.
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Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
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Never be afraid to try something new.
Remember, amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic.
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Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.
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Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
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Even if you are on the right track,
you'll get run over if you just sit there.
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Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be
changed regularly and for the same reason.
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An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world.
A pessimist fears that this is true.
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There will always be death and taxes;however, death doesn't get worse
every year.
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In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.
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Dijon vu --
the same mustard as before.
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I am a nutritional overachiever.
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I am having an out of money experience .
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I plan on living forever. So far, so good.
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Practice safe eating --
always use condiments.
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A day without sunshine is like night.
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If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws.
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It's frustrating when you know all the answers,
but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
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The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the
right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting
moment.
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Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
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Age doesn't always bring wisdom.
Sometimes age comes alone.
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Life not only begins at forty,
it also begins to show.
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You don't stop laughing because you grow old,
you grow old because you stopped laughing.
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I am NOT fat, the chart on my doctor's wall says that I am just very
short.
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Subject: Re: Pearls of Wisdom
These are keepers :D
Subject: Re: Pearls of Wisdom
LMFHO! :D
Thanks again, TV9!
Subject: Re: Pearls of Wisdom
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Love is grand;
divorce is a hundred grand.
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Can I get an "Amen" on this one?? ::)
Subject: Re: Pearls of Wisdom
Quoting:It's frustrating when you know all the answers,
but nobody bothers to ask you the questions. End Quote
Ladies and gentlemen,
The story of my life.
Subject: Re: Pearls of Wisdom
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Love is grand;
divorce is a hundred grand.
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And it feels like it takes a hundred years too!!!
Subject: Re: Pearls of Wisdom
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And it feels like it takes a hundred years too!!!
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then mine must be 1000 years!!!! ::)
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then mine must be 1000 years!!!! ::)
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The rate that yours is going, I may be remarried before yours is ever final!!! :o
Subject: Re: Pearls of Wisdom
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The rate that yours is going, I may be remarried before yours is ever final!!! :o
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LMAO!!!! ;D
Subject: Re: Pearls of Wisdom
definitely those are something to remember.good stuff.
-howard-