Got this off the web.  It's full of double entendres.

Everybody Does It

ACCOUNTANTS are good with figures.
ACTORS do it on cue.
ADVERTISERS use the "new, improved" method.
AMBULANCE DRIVERS come quicker.
ARCHEOLOGISTS like it old.
ARCHITECTS have great plans.
ARTISTS are exhibitionists.
ASSEMBLY LINE WORKERS do it over and over again.
ASTRONOMERS do it with Uranus.
ATTORNEYS make better motions.
AUDITORS like to examine figures.
BABYSITTERS charge by the hour.
BAILIFFS always come to order.
BAKERS knead it daily.
BANKERS do it with interest - penalty for early withdrawal.
BARBERS do it with shear pleasure.
BARTENDERS do it on the rocks.
BEEKEEPERS like to eat their honey.
BEER BREWERS do it with more hops.
BOOKKEEPERS do it with double entry.
BOSSES delegate the task to others.
BRICKLAYERS lay all day.
BUS DRIVERS come early and pull out on time.
BUTCHERS have better meat.
CARPENTERS hammer it harder.
CARPET LAYERS do it on the floor.
CHEMISTS like to experiment.
CHIROPRACTORS do it by manipulation.
CLOCK MAKERS do it mechanically.
CLOWNS do it for laughs.
COCKTAIL WAITRESSES serve highballs.
CONSTRUCTION WORKERS lay a better foundation.
CONSULTANTS tell other how to do it.
COPS have bigger guns.
CRANE OPERATORS have swinging balls.
CREDIT MANAGERS always collect.
DENTAL HYGIENISTS do it till it hurts.
DENTISTS do it in your mouth.
DETECTIVES do it under cover.
DIETICIANS eat better.
DIRECT MAILERS get it in the sack.
DOCTORS do it with patience.
DRUGGISTS fill your prescription.
DRYWALLERS are better bangers.
ELECTRICIANS check your shorts.
ENGINEERS charge by the hour.
EXECUTIVES have large staffs.
FARMERS spread it around.
FIREMEN are always in heat.
FURRIERS appreciate good beaver.
GARBAGE MEN come once a week.
GARDENERS have 50 foot hoses.
GAS STATION ATTENDANTS pump all day.
GEOLOGISTS are great explorers.
HAIRDRESSERS give the best blow jobs.
HANDYMEN like good screws.
INSURANCE SALESMEN are premium lovers.
INTERIOR DECORATORS do it all over the house.
INVENTORS find a way.
JANITORS clean up afterwards.
JEWELERS mount real gems.
LANDSCAPERS plant it deeper.
LAWYERS do it in their briefs.
LIBRARIANS do it quietly.
LOCKSMITHS can get into anything.
MACHINISTS make the best screws.
MAGICIANS are quicker than the eye.
MAINTENANCE MEN sweep 'em off their feet.
MANAGERS supervise others.
MECHANICS have all the right tools.
MARKETING REPs do it on commission.
MILKMEN deliver twice a week.
MINERS sink deeper shafts.
MINISTERS do it on Sundays.
MISSILE MEN have better thrust.
MODELS do it in any position.
MODEM MANUFACTURERS do it with all sorts of characters.
MOVIE STARS do it on film.
MUSICIANS do it with rhythm.
NURSES call the shots.
OCEANOGRAPHERS do it down under.
OPERATORS do it person-to-person.
OPTOMETRISTS do it face-to-face.
PAINTERS do it with longer strokes.
PARAMEDICS can revive anything.
PHOTOGRAPHERS do it with a flash.
PHYSICISTS do it with uniform harmonic motion.
PILOTS keep it up longer.
PLUMBERS do it under the sink.
POLICEMEN like big busts.
POLITICIANS do it for 4 years then have to get re-erected.
POSTMEN come slower.
PRINTERS do it without wrinkling the sheets.
PROCTOLOGISTS do it in the end.
PROFESSORS do it by the book.
RADIO and TV ANNOUNCERS broadcast it.
REAL ESTATE PEOPLE know all the prime spots.
RECYCLERS use it again.
REPAIRMEN can fix anything.
REPORTERS do it daily.
RESEARCHERS are still looking for it.
RETAILERS move their merchandise.
ROOFERS do it on top.
SAILORS like to be blown.
SALESPEOPLE have away with their tongues.
SCIENTISTS discovered it.
SECRETARIES do it from 9 to 5.
SPEECH PATHOLOGISTS are oral specialists.
SPELUNKERS do it underground.
SPORTSCASTERS like an instant replay.
STEWARDESSES do it in the air.
SURGEONS are smooth operators.
TAILORS make it fit.
TAXI DRIVERS do it all over town.
TAXIDERMISTS mount anything.
TELEPHONE CO. EMPLOYEES let their fingers do the walking.
TELLERS can handle all deposits and withdrawals.
TRUCK DRIVERS have bigger dipsticks.
TRUCKERS carry bigger loads.
TYPISTS do it in triplicate.
VETERINARIANS are pussy lovers.
WAITRESSES serve it piping hot.
WELDERS have hotter rods.
WRITERS have novel ways.

Very Nice, crazydon ;) :D

LOL!  ;D

Hey there is no railway workers....
You will have to make one up about us.. :)

How about Railway Workers always pull out on time? ;)

Teachers do it in BED (Bachelors of EDucation).

We need one for us students on the board too! Am too tierd to think right now so I'll get back to you all :)

Students do extra-curricular activities.
Forest rangers like the wood.
Cameramen do it on tape.
DJs give it a little spin.
News people make the headlines.
Pirates like walking the plank.
And another for veternerians:
Veternerians do it doggie style.

An entire section for sports:
Baseball players use their bats.
Football players like to huddle.
Race car drivers like it fast and loud.
Tennis players use a woodie.
Golfers use a 9-iron.
Basketball players stuff it through the hoop.
Hockey players stick it in the net.
Olympians go for the gold.
And athletes in general "Just Do It".

Um...I don't see anything for a stripper. Not that I am one, I just don't see anything  ;)