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Subject: time warp(The Return)
ok,here's another Time Warp.In this one,you can go back to any time you want and choose.Ok,round and round she goes,where it stops nobody knows...................1863
here we are in January of 1863.take a listen to Abraham Lincoln as he announces The Gettysburg Address.shhh........!
"Fourscore and Seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation,concieved in libery and dedicated to the proposistion that all men are created equal".
Woah!I think it's getting late,time to head back into the time machine............... -howard-
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Woah!I think it's getting late,time to head back into the time machine............... -howard-
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Hey Man! There's someone that I really want to "Meet" (No, not from 1863), so could I please borrow the "Machine" ;)
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"Fourscore and Seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation,concieved in liberty and dedicated to the proposistion that all men are created equal".
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I thought you weren't supposed to end a sentence on a proposition? :-/
...but some are created more equal than others?
Phil
Subject: Re: time warp(The Return)
<Mr.Pebody>Sherman, set the waybac machine for....
ummm.....
just set it for anything prior to the 90's
<Sherman>Sure thing Mr. Pebody, so what lesson are we going to learn today?
<Mr.Pebody>Forget lessons, this is all about having FUN!!!
Subject: Re: time warp(The Return)
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Hey Man! There's someone that I really want to "Meet" (No, not from 1863), so could I please borrow the "Machine" ;)
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sure go right ahead Rocky! ;D -howard-
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sure go right ahead Rocky! ;D -howard-
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Thanks Howard....Here I come 1978 & Zella!
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Ok,let's go into the time machine once again.Round and round she goes,where it stops nobody knows...................DECEMBER 1955
Here we are.It is a chilly December morning in 1955.We are here in Montgomery,Alabama where we see Rosa Parks who works as a seamstress for the NAACP.She has refused to give up her seat in the back where a white man was sitting comfortably.This happened on a private bus line.I just happened to have small talk with Ms.Rosa Parks:
"Ms.Parks,Why couldn't you just have given up your seat to the nice man"?
"Well,It is everyone's perogative where they want to sit,I don't want to give up my seat.I'll sit where I want to sit"!I gotta go now,sunny I'm being arrested.It was nice talking to you anyway"!
"Bye,Ms.Parks":and waves.(police drive away).......
Whoo,boy,It sure is cold out here.Let's go back into the time machine to warm up!................ -howard-
Subject: Re: time warp(The Return)
Warp to November 22, 1963. I come home from school and my mom asks me who the President is, and I say "Kennedy," and she says, "No, it's Johnson, Kennedy got shot and died." And since there was no cable and all I could get on my TV was three channels, all carrying nothing but the story of the Kennedy assassination and subsequent funeral for four days…
Subject: Re: time warp(The Return)
Once again,we head out into the time machine.Round and round she goes,where it stops nobody knows.............OCTOBER 1929
It is now October 1929.The stock market crashed and businessess start to fail and lose a lot of profits.Stock prices dropped and had lost a lot of money.Wall Street just went ballistic.This has to be the worst of the economy.Someone says"I just hope this doesn't happen in the future".Unfortunatley,It happens again.
Ok,let's head on back............... -howard-
Subject: Re: time warp(The Return)
Warp to December 21, 1963....
I go tell the President: "Don't go to Dallas!"
Sorry, I couldn't resist.
Subject: Re: time warp(The Return)
Ok,here we are once again.Round and Round she goes,where it stops nobody knows................1979.
It is now a hot sweltering night in this disco club.Wow,look at all those people with fancy,shmancy clothes.In the background I'm hearing sounds like KC and The Sunshine Band,Donna Summer,Santa Esmarelda,Michael Jackson,etc...I go to drink some rum punch and as I'm drinking it,some gorgeous afro-headed woman named Coffie with humongous dangling earrings asks me to dance with her and I'm so nervous.She says later:
"Hey,Sugar,wanna come up to my apartment and we'll make some love"?I find you very sexy".
"I...I...(*gulp*)!
Later,we both head up to her apartment where she plays Teddy Pendergrass in the background.She takes me to her bath where it's all nice and hot.She takes off all her clothes and lo and behold...... :o :o :o :-X"uh...Coffie,It's been nice knowing you,gotta head back to my time machine"!(I quickly put back on my pants):P"But,But,Howard wait for me"!nooooooo!
whew!.............. -howard-
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Thanks Howard....Here I come 1978 & Zella!
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I just saw this! LOL! Make it post February, please... ;) (That way at least one of us will know what we are doing.... :o ;D )
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Ok,here we are once again.Round and Round she goes,where it stops nobody knows................1979.
whew!.............. -howard-
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Sorry but I'm at a White Sox game at the old Comiskey park with my friend Banasy. We came to take in a ball game but alas, some local DJ's have come up with a fantastic idea. They have gathered up a ton of records in the infield...suddenly...Ka-Boom! Disco Destruction Night :D
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I just saw this! LOL! Make it post February, please... ;) (That way at least one of us will know what we are doing.... :o ;D )
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You got it Zella....I'd better be of legal age...18 in February '78, for you to have me ;)
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Sorry but I'm at a White Sox game at the old Comiskey park with my friend Banasy. We came to take in a ball game but alas, some local DJ's have come up with a fantastic idea. They have gathered up a ton of records in the infield...suddenly...Ka-Boom! Disco Destruction Night :D
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And quite the time we had! Steve Dahl, Gary Meyer...OMG, was that a blast!!!(Pun intended!!) Too bad they had to cancel the second game of the double-header...but the infield was a little messed up... :D
Subject: Re: time warp(The Return)
..back to 1975
..find a rather odd chap called Richard O'Brien
..Hey, Richard, I've got this idea - It's astounding...
Phil
Sorry, couldn't resist.
Subject: Re: time warp(The Return)
The time machine flies back to Brisbane - 1997 - Lang Park, and the Brisbane Strikers beat Sydney Croatia 2-0 to win the National Soccer League Grand Final.
I am part of the largest crowd in Australian soccer history (for a club match).
I sing 'We Are The Champions' in front of 44,000 people, over and over again.....
Alright, with 44,000 people, but I can pretend, huh ?
FB ;D
Subject: Re: time warp(The Return)
Alright,Once again we go back into the time machine!Round and round she goes,where it stops,nobody knows....................1969
It Is a hot,steamy 95 degrees here in Saugteries,New York where we see bands playing loud classic rock from (Santana,The Who,Led Zepplin).We're here in Woodstock.I see a lot of guys and girls dressed up in tye-die t-shirts and rainbow-like headbands.Oh boy I also see one woman burning her bra which is kinda new to me and she flashes her tits to the crowd :o :o ;D!I got a chance to talk to A married couple:
("Hi,How are ya"?)
("Hey dude,what is up,My man"?)
("wanna get high with us"?)
("I'm sorry but I don't......)
("Ok,I guess just a puff or two*inhales*..."whoooo!")
("Man,that is some potent stuff"!)*dizzy*.
("I gotta go now".)
(Hey,dude you sure you don't want to stay and listen to more music"?)
("Well,peace,love and happiness,my man"!) *peace sign*
Let's go mack in the mime tachine*stoned*............... -howard-
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The machine stops at 20th July, 1969. I step out on a grey, lifeless surface. All is tranquil.
Above me I see a light, dim at first but growing steadily brighter. As it gets closer, I see it's the Eagle lander. It touches down gracefully as I prop my shotgun onto my arm and put a straw in my mouth. The door opens and I approach the whiteclad figure
"Oi, Neil Armstrong, Get orf moi land!" ;D
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The machine stops at 20th July, 1969. I step out on a grey, lifeless surface. All is tranquil.
Above me I see a light, dim at first but growing steadily brighter. As it gets closer, I see it's the Eagle lander. It touches down gracefully as I prop my shotgun onto my arm and put a straw in my mouth. The door opens and I approach the whiteclad figure
"Oi, Neil Armstrong, Get orf moi land!" ;D
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That's great, Tao....
"Hey, ya can't park that here"
"We're not parking it, we're abandoning it..."
;D
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The machine ...
"Oi, Neil Armstrong, Get orf moi land!" ;D
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ROFL!
"One small step for a man, one g..."<BLAM!>
"Oi told you to get orf moi land"
So you're one of the conspiracy theorists that think that the moon landing was all a fake?
Phil
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So you're one of the conspiracy theorists that think that the moon landing was all a fake?
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Of course it was, here's the proof
http://www.riscinteractive.tv/~robm/FakeMoonLanding.jpg
Subject: Re: time warp(The Return)
Ok,Let's head off into the time machine.Round and round she goes,where it stops nobody knows.............KING HENRY'S EMPIRE.
Here we are in the castle of King Henry The VIII where he is surrounded by his lovely wives.I got a chance to have a chat with King Henry The VIII himself:
("Uh,...Sir...Uh,....King)
("SILENCE,You peasant,Who goes there"?)
("tis' I,Howard from New York City and I have a present for ye"!)
("It's a cellular phone,sir".)
("A cell phone" ???)
("Mr.Howard,I like this idea and I will let my court jester use it for just an emergency".)
(Thank you,your majesty".)
(now off with your head"!)-("To the guillotine") "CHOP"!
.......TO BE CONTINUED.......... :o -howard
Subject: Re: time warp(The Return)
Staying in 1975....My nephew Matt, was born in Omaha...I went out to visit my Brother and had a blast....of course earlier in May The sports world lost Americas Greatest Distance Runner....Steve Prefontaine died in a one car accident on the way home from a party. He had just hosted an international track meet for runners from around the world. He had won his last race. Nike has a bronze statue of him....he being the very first sports figure to be a spokesman. Later that summer in Omaha....my brother, who is 10 years my senior, and I would play best of seven basketball to 100..win by 4. It was one hell of a year :'( :D
Subject: Re: time warp(The Return)
The wheel stops on November 14, 1970.
I was watching "The Newlywed Game" when a news bulletin came on saying that a plane had crashed short of the runway. Earlier that day, Marshall had lost 17-14 to East Carolina. It turns out that the plane had the entire Marshall football team aboard and was almost home when it crashed. :'(
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The wheel stops on November 14, 1970.
I was watching "The Newlywed Game" when a news bulletin came on saying that a plane had crashed short of the runway. Earlier that day, Marshall had lost 17-14 to East Carolina. It turns out that the plane had the entire Marshall football team aboard and was almost home when it crashed. :'(
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I remember that crazydon...I'm sorry it happened :'(
Subject: Re: time warp(The Return)
Here we go again.Round and Round she goes,where it stops,nobody knows................1959
Wow,look at all these places.All these girls are dressed up in mini-skirts and all the guys have leather coats.And I hear"At The Hop"By Danny And The Juniors in the background.Later,I hear"La Bamba by Richie Valens.Now,I will go order me some food.I'm hungry and it's been such a long day at my job.I think I will go to the drive-in movie now.They're playing Grease and Grease 2 which is my favorite.I am relaxing in my 1959 Pink Cadillac with roomy interior and sunroof built-in.I made a couple of friends named Vinny and Joe.They actually want me in their gang.So,I accept.I ask them"Hey Vinny and Joe,why don't you come back to the future with me and I'll so you what a cell phone looks like"?"Ok,dude,we are a -comin'"!
Here's to the future............... -howard-