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Subject: A "Risque" Joke Of The Day
A guy gets home late one night and his wife says, “Where the hell have you been? “
“I was out getting a tattoo.”
“A tattoo?”
“What kind of tattoo did you get? “
“I got a hundred dollar bill on my penis.”
“What the hell were you thinking? Why did you get a hundred dollar bill on your penis?”
“Well, number one, I like to watch my money grow . . . Number two, once in a while, I like to play with my money . . . Third, I like how money feels in my hand . . .And lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want ! ! !”
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Thanks RnRF! :D
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;D ;D ;D That's great!
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LMFAO
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Good one, R&R! :D
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lol, that's a good one.
Shouldn't be reading, nor understanding it, but still... I loved it.
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Zella probably wouldn't like that joke. I thought it was clever. ;)
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Oooooooohh...on his thingy....?? My ankle hurt bad enough!! :o
But that is a GREAT joke!!!!
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I'm glad you all enjoyed it....given the recent Tat story I just thought it might have been appropriate :D
Note to SS-sorry to remind you of the pain.... :(
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Too funny! :D
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Zella probably wouldn't like that joke. I thought it was clever. ;)
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Au contraire -- I found it quite tasty. Er...palatable. Or maybe I ought to just keep my mouth shut. Oooops, bad pun.... :-X
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Au contraire -- I found it quite tasty. Er...palatable. Or maybe I ought to just keep my mouth shut. Oooops, bad pun.... :-X
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You nearly put your foot in it then, didn't you?
;D
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You nearly put your foot in it then, didn't you?
;D
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What the hey -- it keeps a few people amused.... ;) ::)
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What the hey -- it keeps a few people amused.... ;) ::)
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Me being one of those people :D
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Me being one of those people :D
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Yeah, you were probably one of the ones I had in mind....to amuse that is. ;D (Did that come out badly again? :o :-X )
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Yeah, you were probably one of the ones I had in mind....to amuse that is. ;D (Did that come out badly again? :o :-X )
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Sweetheart, nothing comes out badly from you :-*
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Sweetheart, nothing comes out badly from you :-*
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:-* back at cha! :)
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You really do have a great sense of humor, Zella. Now I know why I like you so much. ;)
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You really do have a great sense of humor, Zella. Now I know why I like you so much. ;)
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Thank-you J.C.! You really made my day! :D :-*
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That is my job here. :D
(BTW, you're welcome)
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That is my job here. :D
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And you're very good at it ;)
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Thanks, I'll take that as a complement. ;)
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Thanks, I'll take that as a complement. ;)
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Please do! :D