Dog in Heat

A little girl asked her mother, “Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?” Mom replies, “No, because she is in heat.” “What’s that mean?” asked the child. “ Go ask your father. I think he’s in the garage.”
The little girl goes to the garage and says, “Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you”.
Dad said, “Bring Belle over here.” He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog’s backside with it and said, “Okay, that should take care of that problem, You can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time around the block.”
The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash.
Surprised, Dad asked, “Where’s Belle?”
The little girl said, “She ran out of gas about halfway around the block, so another dog is pushing her home”.

Took me awhile to get that one, but another good joke Rock and Roll Fan.  ;DWhere do you get these? ;)

...I don't get it. :-/

LOL!!!  :D

Oh, that's bad! But funny :D

that was good, but I liked the one about the license better ;D


Junior, let me see if I can explain it to you.

you must know what doggystle is.  the father put gasoline on the females butt because she was in heat.  since the girl seen it, she figured the dog ran out of gas and the another dog is behind her female dog having sex with her.  in another words, ,the dog is pushing her dog.

*Shakes head* That's baaaaad!
I cant handle the laughing and people are looking at me!
I'm in a library!!!!!
LMAO!

Reminds me a bit of Kevin Bloody Willson's "Double-decker dog" song ;-)

Chorus: "two headed, six legged, double-decker dog"

Phil