Quoting:
Or post a good one that stimulates the head

Like this rhyme time thread right here
End Quote

I read whilst I enjoy a beer

and when my time is running low

Quoting:
... I better hurry up and get the go
chances are that I'm already late ....
End Quote

The dog is out so shut the gate
Oh heck I'll stay here and ponder

Quoting:


The dog is out so shut the gate
Oh heck I'll stay here and ponder
End Quote

If I remain I will grow fonder.
And those who try to kill this rhyme....

Quoting:


If I remain I will grow fonder.
And those who try to kill this rhyme....
End Quote

Will soon discover,
That thier minds do wander....

Quoting:


Will soon discover,
That thier minds do wander....
End Quote

So as i still ponder,
But I put them at ease

Quoting:


So as i still ponder,
But I put them at ease
End Quote

From across the seas?
And now I need another line...

Quoting:

From across the seas?
And now I need another line...
End Quote

Preferably one to rhyme
Well, at least the rhyme was close

Quoting:
...the truth is he really likes all of you.

Now let's all sing a happy song...
End Quote

To show how well we get along:
"Tum te tum te tum tum tum"

Quoting:

To show how well we get along:
"Tum te tum te tum tum tum"
End Quote

Just pass along the bottle of Rum,
And Happy times will be had by all

Quoting:


Just pass along the bottle of Rum,
And Happy times will be had by all
End Quote

And then we'll all just have a ball.
And I bet ya'll think that that was naughty...

Quoting:


And then we'll all just have a ball.
And I bet ya'll think that that was naughty...
End Quote

My mind may have, it's pretty shoddy,
Even for my advancing state

Quoting:

My mind may have, it's pretty shoddy,
Even for my advancing state
End Quote

Ah, c'mon now, you still look great! ;)
And now, 'tis best to change the subject...

Quoting:


Ah, c'mon now, you still look great! ;)
And now, 'tis best to change the subject...
End Quote

Time to become erect.... :o
Standing up on my feet is what I mean ::)

Quoting:

Time to become erect.... :o
Standing up on my feet is what I mean ::)
End Quote

It feels so good to let off steam...

A stretch here and a stretch there

Quoting:


It feels so good to let off steam...

A stretch here and a stretch there
End Quote

Oh No!  I ripped my underwear,

Ouch, I just remembered I wear none

Quoting:

Oh No!  I ripped my underwear,

Ouch, I just remembered I wear none
End Quote

Quoting:
So that's why you exposed your buns.
Speaking of buns, let's have some sweet rolls.

End Quote

Safer subject matter being our goals! ;D
And with that, I'll keep this brief...

Quoting:
... I'll go to BK to grab something to eat
So I pull up to the drive through window ...
End Quote

With a German accent would be vindow... ::)
And then I guess I'll order take-out

Quoting:


With a German accent would be vindow... ::)
And then I guess I'll order take-out
End Quote

Quoting:
Pay the lady and do a fake-out. :-/
Then we'll eat to out heart's content.

End Quote

Till at last we must relent
And retire to our beds

Quoting:


Till at last we must relent
And retire to our beds
End Quote

Depressed out of our heads,

We look forward to knowing we still care

Quoting:

Depressed out of our heads,

We look forward to knowing we still care
End Quote

And if they all stop and stare
Just hold your head up and be strong!

Quoting:


And if they all stop and stare
Just hold your head up and be strong!
End Quote

I won't worry for long,

People here are great ;)

Quoting:


I won't worry for long,

People here are great ;)
End Quote

And to that I can relate..
Now for an hour I must retire...

Quoting:


And to that I can relate..
Now for an hour I must retire...

End Quote

Don't retire, I'll Rehire,

Wake up Happy....I will

Quoting:


Don't retire, I'll Rehire,

Wake up Happy....I will
End Quote

Quoting:
If the sun shines through the window sill.
And got to work and avoid the crap

End Quote

Still it's nice to take a nap
Just as long as you don't get caught

Quoting:


Still it's nice to take a nap
Just as long as you don't get caught
End Quote

cheating at your favourite sport
because your teammates will feel let down

Quoting:


cheating at your favourite sport
because your teammates will feel let down
End Quote

So let loose and go to town
Don't let yourself get in a flap

Quoting:


So let loose and go to town
Don't let yourself get in a flap
End Quote

Lay down another line for this rap
It may be hard to think of another

Quoting:


Lay down another line for this rap
It may be hard to think of another
End Quote

Not this hard to find an other
Orange cannot be rhymed in here

Quoting:


Not this hard to find an other
Orange cannot be rhymed in here
End Quote

Orange rhymes with cone, is not that clear?
Alas Alas, I'm such a wit...

Quoting:


Orange rhymes with cone, is not that clear?
Alas Alas, I'm such a wit...
End Quote

Whilst I felt like a twit,
Today is much better!

Quoting:

Whilst I felt like a twit,
Today is much better!
End Quote

There, see! It's best not to be a fretter!
And now to rhyme is difficult....

Quoting:


There, see! It's best not to be a fretter!
And now to rhyme is difficult....
End Quote

You're right...nothing in the minds vault,

That truely was impossible....

Quoting:

You're right...nothing in the minds vault,

That truely was impossible....
End Quote

Of rhymes, now my head is full.

Let's try something easy, for my cat...

Quoting:


Of rhymes, now my head is full.

Let's try something easy, for my cat...
End Quote

A place for him or her to relax, like a firm but comfy Mat?

I hope that does the trick ;)

Quoting:

A place for him or her to relax, like a firm but comfy Mat?

I hope that does the trick ;)
End Quote

Relax?  He's eating a bug!!  Yick!!
I have to find that hole in the screen..

Quoting:


Relax?  He's eating a bug!!  Yick!!
I have to find that hole in the screen..
End Quote

That will surely help keep the house clean,

Are bugs his usual diet :D

Quoting:
Now cat's eyes have spied a rat
All your troubles multiply....
End Quote

But perhaps instead he'll eat a fly!
That is good since flies are pesky

Quoting:


But perhaps instead he'll eat a fly!
That is good since flies are pesky
End Quote

The rat took the chance to run under the desky
This cat has quite the balanced diet

Quoting:


The rat took the chance to run under the desky
This cat has quite the balanced diet
End Quote

He sounds like he is quite a riot.
Does he know any other tricks?

Quoting:
Once in a while, just for kicks

He'll hunt down and eat a black olive.
End Quote

Well, that's better than Palmolive!
Then he would begin to bubble...

Quoting:


Well, that's better than Palmolive!
Then he would begin to bubble...
End Quote

That would cause a lot of trouble
You'd have to visit a vet dude

Quoting:


That would cause a lot of trouble
You'd have to visit a vet dude
End Quote

who might give me an attitude

and now for the dog next door...

Quoting:

who might give me an attitude

and now for the dog next door...
End Quote

Of which forsooth, we'll hear much lore
So do, do tell about him, prithee...

Quoting:


Of which forsooth, we'll hear much lore
So do, do tell about him, prithee...
End Quote

For as long as she was with thee,

I felt happy and safe in this lonely world....

Quoting:
... Cause I want her to be my only girl
for love to honor and cherish ....
End Quote

Sadly I feel I could Perish,
My heart is trying so hard to mend

Quoting:

Sadly I feel I could Perish,
My heart is trying so hard to mend
End Quote

But it will not so this bar I will bend
within my bare fisted hands

Quoting:


But it will not so this bar I will bend
within my bare fisted hands
End Quote

But those are it's plans,
To heal thyself of all the despair

Quoting:


But those are it's plans,
To heal thyself of all the despair
End Quote

Despair, despair, it's in the air...
Whatever shall I do?

Quoting:


Despair, despair, it's in the air...
Whatever shall I do?
End Quote

After what my hearts been through,
It's like I'm garbage that got tossed aside,

Quoting:


After what my hearts been through,
It's like I'm garbage that got tossed aside,
End Quote

Then take a long walk outside
And clear your head of negative things

Quoting:


Then take a long walk outside
And clear your head of negative things
End Quote

I know pigs don't have wings,
for then they'd be able to fly....

Quoting:
He had to be a real jerk.
Did he also invent green slime?


End Quote

And as I gaze skyward in time,
She'll see it to and it may remind...

Quoting:
that now it's time to find...

out how to contact the gang from the X-Files  ;)
End Quote

Surely they must have huge smiles,
Now having time to pursue earthly things

Quoting:
I look skywards and see it is stormal ( ::))
I see also the pigs are all gone
End Quote

That's 'cus they've all fallen onto the lawn..
Oh no, quick, stop the mower....!

Quoting:


That's 'cus they've all fallen onto the lawn..
Oh no, quick, stop the mower....!
End Quote

Too late!  A bloody shower
Of pork chops all around

Quoting:

Too late!  A bloody shower
Of pork chops all around
End Quote

Yet the Mower made hardly a sound,
Let's eat some ground pork, shall we....

Quoting:

Yet the Mower made hardly a sound,
Let's eat some ground pork, shall we....
End Quote

Be sure to save enough for Sally
She likes hers with barbecue sauce

Quoting:


Be sure to save enough for Sally
She likes hers with barbecue sauce
End Quote

Without the sauce, 'twould be a loss
But I confess I would prefer roast turkey....

Quoting:


Without the sauce, 'twould be a loss
But I confess I would prefer roast turkey....
End Quote

I'll pick some up from the deli clerky!
And while I'm there I'll get some cheese...

Quoting:


I'll pick some up from the deli clerky!
And while I'm there I'll get some cheese...
End Quote

Make it Muenster would ya,
My kid loves to pronounce it Monster!

Quoting:


Make it Muenster would ya,
My kid loves to pronounce it Monster!
End Quote

Quoting:
I like to call Jonman the Jon-ster.
And I like to call Zella the Zell-manator.

End Quote

You Must have meant Maneater,
Oh, here she comes!

Quoting:

You Must have meant Maneater,
Oh, here she comes!
End Quote

Quoting:
I suggest, Rock, you run.
Oh, no she's grabbing your giblets.

End Quote

The Word "Release" I hope she gets!
And Please Don't Squeeeeze The Rock :o

Quoting:


The Word "Release" I hope she gets!
And Please Don't Squeeeeze The Rock :o
End Quote

For the Rock won't be able to talk
And we all know what that can mean

Quoting:


For the Rock won't be able to talk
And we all know what that can mean

End Quote

Or like a Bee Gee, I'd Scream,
I'll be Stayin' Alive

Quoting:

Or like a Bee Gee, I'd Scream,
I'll be Stayin' Alive
End Quote

Quoting:
But you won't be able to drive.
And if you can't drive, you can't live.

End Quote

And you'll feel like you've been poured through a sieve
That would not be fun, would not be fun at all!

Quoting:


And you'll feel like you've been poured through a sieve
That would not be fun, would not be fun at all!
End Quote

Driving here, fun is not what I'd call,
Only if I can drive at least Fifty-Five

Quoting:

Driving here, fun is not what I'd call,
Only if I can drive at least Fifty-Five
End Quote

Quoting:
Man, what a nifty jive.
I thought the Rockies ruled.

End Quote

Nuggets and Rockies keep getting Schooled,
But we still have Broncos & Avs :D

Quoting:

Nuggets and Rockies keep getting Schooled,
But we still have Broncos & Avs :D
End Quote

Quoting:
And I now I interrupt this rhyme
To say I think that at this time
I would be smart to send a jart
To CO Springs and Ind'anap'lis
To a certain Aries and a certain Aquarius! >:(
End Quote

Quoting:
And Zella gave us the real Bad.
She's theatened us with cones through PMs.

End Quote

I never meant to offend
Been an idiot lately...just ask another

Quoting:

I never meant to offend
Been an idiot lately...just ask another
End Quote

Quoting:
Sorry, Zella. Got you and Cricket confused. Now back to our good-natured rhyming.

End Quote

uh..and just how did I get brought into this? ::) ::)

Quoting:



uh..and just how did I get brought into this? ::) ::)
End Quote

Quoting:



uh..and just how did I get brought into this? ::) ::)
End Quote

J.C.? Cricket, you baaaaaaad girl, you! ;) ;D

Quoting:


J.C.? Cricket, you baaaaaaad girl, you! ;) ;D
End Quote

am I missing something here??

Quoting:
Better yet, just don't bother.
In my case, it's obvious.

End Quote

While one is oblivious to my pain,
I've been forgiven by another

back to rhyming!

Quoting:


am I missing something here??
End Quote

Dunno. I'm just trying to figure out why J.C. is confusing us, and over what....? We must have a reputation of some sorts! :o

Quoting:


Dunno. I'm just trying to figure out why J.C. is confusing us, and over what....? We must have a reputation of some sorts! :o
End Quote

Quoting:
Maybe it's because I'm confused myself. And yes I am starting to gain a bad boy image ever since I transferred to this emotional landfill I am working at now. :(

End Quote

Hey, can we get back to the rhymes please!  I'm full of...yes they're ONLY  Words after all ;)

Quoting:

Hey, can we get back to the rhymes please!  I'm full of...yes they're ONLY  Words after all ;)
End Quote

Quoting:
Where did we leave off? You'd better start a new one. And keep it clean and upbeat, please! ;)
End Quote

Quoting:
The word we're rhyming is "obvious".

End Quote

Oh bother! It's obvious that nothing rhymes with obvious... ::)

Quoting:
We moved on Superfluously ,
Cutting our losses being alive again...
End Quote

Must I reply to myself for this to remain,
Cutting My Losses, Being Alive again?

Quoting:


Must I reply to myself for this to remain,
Cutting My Losses, Being Alive again?
End Quote

Okay, I will save you from that pain
Of having to answer yourself a third time....

Quoting:


Okay, I will save you from that pain
Of having to answer yourself a third time....
End Quote

Some poets in this thread they do shine
With answers which are full of wit

Quoting:


Some poets in this thread they do shine
With answers which are full of wit
End Quote

I did not know it,
This being a poet...

Quoting:


I did not know it,
This being a poet...
End Quote

So we must not blow it
With a rhyme that is onerous...

Quoting:
It's nice of you to be generous.
Does anyone do quizzes any more?
End Quote

In there Fuss has put some more
I see you go in there often

Quoting:


In there Fuss has put some more
I see you go in there often
End Quote

Cough, Gasp, Wheeze now I Am Coughin,
Because Quizzes are now my downfall,

Quoting:


Cough, Gasp, Wheeze now I Am Coughin,
Because Quizzes are now my downfall,
End Quote

Well, Like My Fave Beatle, Paul,
The quiz was, is he really dead....?

Quoting:


Well, Like My Fave Beatle, Paul,
The quiz was, is he really dead....?
End Quote

Heavens Gee No way I said
Unlike my favourite Beatle George

Quoting:


Heavens Gee No way I said
Unlike my favourite Beatle George
End Quote

Something that rhymes I had to forge
And now I'm changing the sound of the last word

Quoting:


Something that rhymes I had to forge
And now I'm changing the sound of the last word
End Quote

Look! Up in the sky! Is that a bird?
No, I think it's a pterodactyl....

Quoting:


Look! Up in the sky! Is that a bird?
No, I think it's a pterodactyl....
End Quote

Geometrarrily ( ::)) I reached for a fractal
As I was stunned by by crummy rhyme

Quoting:


Geometrarrily ( ::)) I reached for a fractal
As I was stunned by by crummy rhyme
End Quote

But wait a minute,I don't have a dime!
Does anyone have a quarter?

Quoting:
So I can go to the store corner
And pick up some cheap gum
End Quote

Or some cheaper rum!
This game goes in fits and starts....

Quoting:


Or some cheaper rum!
This game goes in fits and starts....
End Quote

So says the holder of the jarts
With the rum goes the Coke

Quoting:


So says the holder of the jarts
With the rum goes the Coke
End Quote

Oh drat! Look -- the bottle broke!
Now we're stuck without the rum....

Quoting:
And on the bottle I cut my thumb
So I got a bottle of whiskey
End Quote

Oh dear -- that could be quite risky!
I think I'll just stick with soda...

Quoting:
And on the bottle I cut my thumb
So I got a bottle of whiskey
End Quote

And drank it until I was tipsy
But a part of me wanted to drink more

Quoting:


And drank it until I was tipsy
But a part of me wanted to drink more
End Quote

But then you would be on the floor!
So then you should stick to soda...

Quoting:


But then you would be on the floor!
So then you should stick to soda...
End Quote

It gets up the nose of Yoda
I heard Karen sunk four...

Quoting:


It gets up the nose of Yoda
I heard Karen sunk four...
End Quote

And Karen's not answering no more
Maybe 'cus we are calling her by the wrong name....

Quoting:


And Karen's not answering no more
Maybe 'cus we are calling her by the wrong name....
End Quote

Quoting:
This time I'm not the blame.
She doesn't even get Nickelodeon.

End Quote

No, but I do like the Smithsonian!
Their treasures are such a site for all

Quoting:


No, but I do like the Smithsonian!
Their treasures are such a site for all
End Quote

Quoting:
And you might even have a ball.
Even Fonzie's jacket is there.

End Quote

Just when I thought I had nothing to wear...
But I'd most like to see the Ichthyosaurus

Quoting:
Who drove across country for days and days
then finally he got back to his final destination
End Quote

And got to unwrap his new playstation
(or maybe it was an X-box)

Quoting:

And got to unwrap his new playstation
(or maybe it was an X-box)
End Quote

Oh my gosh, look, it's Redd Foxx! :o
Sure loved him in Sanford and Son

Quoting:


Oh my gosh, look, it's Redd Foxx! :o
Sure loved him in Sanford and Son
End Quote

Quoting:
As for me, I don't have a cow
But check out the WB or UPN
End Quote

Quoting:
I wonder if Buffy's a team player
Oops, better not go there....
End Quote

Quoting:
I also like her bare. ;D
And Willow's do-able too.

End Quote

Who is that?  Willow who?
Or did you mean to say little Cindy Lou?

Quoting:


Who is that?  Willow who?
Or did you mean to say little Cindy Lou?
End Quote

Little Cindy Lou Who, who was no more than two?
Da who doras da who doras....

Quoting:


Little Cindy Lou Who, who was no more than two?
Da who doras da who doras....
End Quote

More than one plant are not 'floras'
It was the only thing to rhyme....

Quoting:


More than one plant are not 'floras'
It was the only thing to rhyme....
End Quote

Fuss, for that I'll give you a dime!
Do not spend it all in one place

Quoting:
Fuss, for that I'll give you a dime!
Do not spend it all in one place
End Quote

But buy something silky, with cheap frills and lace
Hmm, not a good picture to put in my mind

Quoting:

But buy something silky, with cheap frills and lace
Hmm, not a good picture to put in my mind
End Quote

But with only a dime, how much lace could you find?
And how much would it cover? :o

Quoting:


But with only a dime, how much lace could you find?
And how much would it cover? :o
End Quote

Any would be too much for my lover !  ::)
Thanks Phil & Zell, for sending me to rhyme hell !

Quoting:


Any would be too much for my lover !  ::)
Thanks Phil & Zell, for sending me to rhyme hell !
End Quote

But a little lace oft looks well
On a lover (wearing not much else)

Quoting:

But a little lace oft looks well
On a lover (wearing not much else)
End Quote

And with the lace, perhaps some rings and bells?
Strategically placed, of course....

Quoting:
On a horse, of course, of course, on a horse.
You know, like Mr. Ed
End Quote

Oh that peanut butter, he did dread,
But it sure made him look as if he was talking

Quoting:


Oh that peanut butter, he did dread,
But it sure made him look as if he was talking

End Quote

I guess that is why he was always balking
Now back to sexy lingerie....

Quoting:


I guess that is why he was always balking
Now back to sexy lingerie....
End Quote

(She's got a one-track mind has Z)
Do you prefer it black or red?

Quoting:
Doesn't matter if it's in bed.
Trips are driving this Mom crazy...
End Quote

Play them a little Anastaci-
a (or do they prefer the Beatles)

Quoting:
All of them we can no longer meet-les
For half of them have gone away
End Quote

But I bumped into Paul just the other day
He's living down South in a house on the beach

Quoting:

But I bumped into Paul just the other day
He's living down South in a house on the beach
End Quote

Sounds so close yet he's out of reach
Does your mother know ?

Quoting:
Sounds so close yet he's out of reach
Does your mother know ?
End Quote

She's missing the show!
And she's their greatest fan

Quoting:

She's missing the show!
And she's their greatest fan
End Quote

Like Suzi, does your mum 'Can the Can' ?
And Tao, your avatar's on the blink

Quoting:
Like Suzi, does your mum 'Can the Can' ?
And Tao, your avatar's on the blink
End Quote

It's still spinning for me (he says with a ;-))
FBVP your Lucy still shouts

Quoting:
I think my service provider had it mixed
I was starting to get peeved
End Quote

Stability, my ISP hasn't achieved
But at least I don't use AOL

Quoting:

Stability, my ISP hasn't achieved
But at least I don't use AOL
End Quote

You don't strike me as one, this to you I tell
The users on the board are changing as I write

Quoting:


You don't strike me as one, this to you I tell
The users on the board are changing as I write
End Quote

I'm usually on the board only when it's daylight
And when the workload is not too heavy

Quoting:


I'm usually on the board only when it's daylight
And when the workload is not too heavy

End Quote

I would never drive a Chevy
"Mopar rules!" is what I say

Quoting:


I would never drive a Chevy
"Mopar rules!" is what I say
End Quote

Quoting:
I drove my Neon today.
Ran like a revived kitty.

End Quote

I suppose that means that it ran sh---ty?
That I guess would be a pity

Quoting:


I suppose that means that it ran sh---ty?
That I guess would be a pity
End Quote

Quoting:
Boy Zell, you can be gritty.
No problem, I'll just spend more money.

End Quote

Sorry to see you do that honey
Maybe you should buy a Dodge

Quoting:


Sorry to see you do that honey
Maybe you should buy a Dodge
End Quote

Quoting:
A Neon is a Dodge.
At least it's not a Fury.

End Quote

Oh! Well then, you shouldn't worry!
Does it go well in the snow?

Quoting:


Oh! Well then, you shouldn't worry!
Does it go well in the snow?
End Quote

Maybe if it gets a tow...
I think I'd rather drive my Jetta

Quoting:
I hope to get a car someday
But for now i gotta walk or run...
End Quote

Walk or run might not be fun
You could get yourself a scooter

Quoting:
Or if you have the gift of gab
Call up a friend just to pass some time
End Quote

And now,we end this rhyme! Just kidding! ;D -howard-

Quoting:
Or if you have the gift of gab
Call up a friend just to pass some time
End Quote

And you wont' have to spend a dime
On the aformentioned bells or lace

Quoting:


And you wont' have to spend a dime
On the aformentioned bells or lace
End Quote

But if this is not the case
Just jump in the car and go for a whirl!

Quoting:


And you wont' have to spend a dime
On the aformentioned bells or lace
End Quote

OR I'll whoop you in the face! ;D -howard-

Quoting:


But if this is not the case
Just jump in the car and go for a whirl!
End Quote

Quoting:
Preferably with a girl
Who will cater to my every whim.

End Quote

The chances of that may be slim
Particularly in this day and age

Quoting:


The chances of that may be slim
Particularly in this day and age
End Quote

Quoting:
Then they'll have to put me in a cage.
I'd rather rot in jail than go on without.

End Quote

As for that I have no doubt
But its no reason to sit and pout