Okay, I kinda blew it with the Brazilian race car drivers question. So, I thought up a better survey (I hope)
Coffee, tea, or milk? Tea
A&W, Barq's, or Mug (or Hires if available)? A&W
Faygo, Nehi, or Fanta? Faygo
Raid or Black Flag? Raid
Bottled, canned or fountain soda? Fountain
Psychologist or psychiatrist? The one with the meds.
Missed more: Mystery Woman,crazydon or panda? Dunno, I guess they'll be missed equally. :'(
Pentium or Athlon? Pentium, now that I have the Athlon.
Chandler, Joey or Ross? None
Rachel, Monica or Phoebe? All of them
Local news or national news (or world news if available)?Local
Books, e-books, or books on tape? BOT
Big Al Unser or Little Al Unser? Big, now that I've read about Little in the paper.
Tattoo (Fantasy Island) or Mini-Me (Austin Powers)? Mini-Me (Silence is golden.)
Bet on red or black? Black
Amish or Mennonite? Mennonites, although I wouldn't want to be one or the other.
Which would you'd rather have amputated, arms or legs? Legs, because I can still eat if I have my arms.
CD-R or CD-RW? RW
Mustache, beard or clean-shaven? Clean
Ann or Nancy Wilson (Heart)? Nancy
Jolly Rancher or Gummi-Bears? Da-Bears
(If dandruff) Head and Shoulders, Tegrin or Selsun Blue?SB
(If none) Clairol Herbal Essence or Nexus? Nexus
Friday, Saturday or Sunday? Sunday. I get most of the housework done.
Orange cones or striped cones? I'm torn. Maybe Zella can help me.

Coffee, tea, or milk? Milk
A&W, Barq's, or Mug (or Hires if available)? Barq's
Faygo, Nehi, or Fanta? Fanta
Raid or Black Flag? Black Flag
Bottled, canned or fountain soda? Bottled
Psychologist or psychiatist? Psychologist
Missed more: Mystery Woman,crazydon or panda? Hmmm...I miss all of them equally!
Pentium or Athlon? Pentium
Chandler, Joey or Ross? NONE!
Rachel, Monica or Phoebe? NONE!
Local news or national news (or world news if available)? World news
Books, e-books, or books on tape? Books
Big Al Unser or Little Al Unser? Don't know
Tattoo (Fantasy Island) or Mini-Me (Austin Powers)? Mini-Me!
Bet on red or black? Black
Amish or Mennonite? Amish
Which would you'd rather have amputated, arms or legs? Legs
CD-R or CD-RW? CD-RW
Mustache, beard or clean-shaven? Don't matter
Ann or Nancy Wilson (Heart)? Don't care
Jolly Rancher or Gummi-Bears? None
(If dandruff) Head and Shoulders, Tegrin or Selsun Blue?
(If none) Clairol Herbal Essence or Nexus? Herbal Essence
Friday, Saturday or Sunday? Friday Night!

Coffee, tea, or milk? Tea
A&W, Barq's, or Mug (or Hires if available)? A&W
Faygo, Nehi, or Fanta?  ???
Raid or Black Flag? Whatever will kill the most bugs.
Bottled, canned or fountain soda?Fountain, but I'll drink any of them if I'm thirsty enough!
Psychologist or psychiatist? Never been to either.
Missed more: Mystery Woman,crazydon or panda?I miss any nice people that go away.  :)
Pentium or Athlon?I don't care...whatever my husband says will work the best.
Chandler, Joey or Ross?Joey
Rachel, Monica or Phoebe?I think Phoebe is really funny.
Local news or national news (or world news if available)?I check on both each day.
Books, e-books, or books on tape?Plain old books...whenever I have the time!
Big Al Unser or Little Al Unser?  ???
Tattoo (Fantasy Island) or Mini-Me (Austin Powers)?Ugh...gotta go with Tattoo, just because I hate "Mini Me"!
Bet on red or black?Sorry, never done either.. ::)
Amish or Mennonite?What's the difference?
Which would you'd rather have amputated, arms or legs?Egads!!  Um...arms, I guess...??
CD-R or CD-RW?No opinion here either..
Mustache, beard or clean-shaven?Clean shaven.  Those beards and mustaches scratch too much!!
Ann or Nancy Wilson (Heart)?Nancy, I guess..
Jolly Rancher or Gummi-Bears?Depends on my craving at the time.
(If dandruff) Head and Shoulders, Tegrin or Selsun Blue?I've never used any of them.
(If none) Clairol Herbal Essence or Nexus?Herbal Essence, between the two, but in general I buy Aussie.  I hate those Herbal Essence commercials.
Friday, Saturday or Sunday?Saturday
Orange cones or striped cones? I don't think I have ever had either one...??

Coffee, tea, or milk? Caffeine
A&W, Barq's, or Mug (or Hires if available)? Mug
Faygo, Nehi, or Fanta? Grape Nehi only
Raid or Black Flag? Raid (spray only)
Bottled, canned or fountain soda? The more the merrier.
Psychologist or psychiatrist? Dr. Bob Hartley
Missed more: Mystery Woman,crazydon or panda? These and everyone except the Troll.
Pentium or Athlon? Athlon, baby.
Chandler, Joey or Ross? Ross, because he's the dumbest.
Rachel, Monica or Phoebe? Rache
Local news or national news (or world news if available)?National
Books, e-books, or books on tape? Don't read much, but I prefer good old-fashioned books.
Big Al Unser or Little Al Unser? Rick Mears
Tattoo (Fantasy Island) or Mini-Me (Austin Powers)? Gary Coleman (and don't get me started on Emmanuel Lewis.)
Bet on red or black? Red
Amish or Mennonite? Wussies. ::)
Which would you'd rather have amputated, arms or legs? Can't I just do a digit?
CD-R or CD-RW? ROMs, at least I can play the discs I record albums from on my stereo.
Mustache, beard or clean-shaven? Mean a** beards. No goatees or other facials.
Ann or Nancy Wilson (Heart)? Ann, she has a better diet.
Jolly Rancher or Gummi-Bears? Any fruit candies.
(If dandruff) Head and Shoulders, Tegrin or Selsun Blue?Whatever works.
(If none) Clairol Herbal Essence or Nexus? Paul Mitchell
Friday, Saturday or Sunday? Any day I don't have to work.
Orange cones or striped cones? Coneys

Coffee, tea, or milk?  Tea
A&W, Barq's, or Mug (or Hires if available)?  I dunno what the other two are - so MUG
Faygo, Nehi, or Fanta?  Fanta
Raid or Black Flag?  Mortein !
Bottled, canned or fountain soda?  Bottled, always
Psychologist or psychiatrist?  For Me ?  Both in big demand and short supply
Missed more: Mystery Woman,crazydon or panda?  All of them - come back !  
Pentium or Athlon?  Pentium
Chandler, Joey or Ross?  Well, I'm a bloke, so NONE of them !  ;D
Rachel, Monica or Phoebe?  Well, I'm a bloke, so ALL of them !  ;D
Local news or national news (or world news if available)?  World news
Books, e-books, or books on tape?  Regular garden variety books, by a long street
Big Al Unser or Little Al Unser?  Well i THINK i'd rather be called 'Big Al' than 'Little Al' - apart from that I have no idea
Tattoo (Fantasy Island) or Mini-Me (Austin Powers)?  Mine-Me rulez
Bet on red or black?  Green 00
Amish or Mennonite?  Dunno
Which would you'd rather have amputated, arms or legs?   Arms - I would rather be mobile and armless, than legless and ??
CD-R or CD-RW?  RW is the way to go
Mustache, beard or clean-shaven?  Clean-Shaven - both sexes
Ann or Nancy Wilson (Heart)?  Dunno
Jolly Rancher or Gummi-Bears?  Gummiies as I have heard Homer mention them
(If dandruff) Head and Shoulders, Tegrin or Selsun Blue?  Not required, thankfully
(If none) Clairol Herbal Essence or Nexus?  Now that's funny, the in house payroll system I use is called Nexus, and it gets in my hair, so I'll choose Clairol..
Friday, Saturday or Sunday?  Friday afternoon, specifically
Orange cones or striped cones?  Both are good !

Coffee, tea, or milk? tea
A&W, Barq's, or Mug (or Hires if available)? mug
Faygo, Nehi, or Fanta? none!
Raid or Black Flag? raid
Bottled, canned or fountain soda? fountain diet coke, canned diet mt. dew
Psychologist or psychiatrist? both!
Missed more: Mystery Woman,crazydon or panda? all of them will be missed equally!
Pentium or Athlon? Pentium
Chandler, Joey or Ross? Chandler
Rachel, Monica or Phoebe? none
Local news or national news (or world news if available)?both
Books, e-books, or books on tape? books
Big Al Unser or Little Al Unser? neither
Tattoo (Fantasy Island) or Mini-Me (Austin Powers)? Mini-Me
Bet on red or black? red
Amish or Mennonite? neither
Which would you'd rather have amputated, arms or legs? None!!!
CD-R or CD-RW? RW
Mustache, beard or clean-shaven? beard  ;)
Ann or Nancy Wilson (Heart)? Nancy
Jolly Rancher or Gummi-Bears? gummi-bears
(If dandruff) Head and Shoulders, Tegrin or Selsun Blue?Head and Shoulders
(If none) Clairol Herbal Essence or Nexus? Herbal Essance
Friday, Saturday or Sunday? Saturday unless I'm working!
Orange cones or striped cones? orange

Coffee, tea, or milk? tea
A&W, Barq's, or Mug (or Hires if available)? don't do root beer!!!!
Faygo, Nehi, or Fanta? none!
Raid or Black Flag? raid
Bottled, canned or fountain soda? bottled (water)
Psychologist or psychiatrist? crazy...who is crazy?!!
Missed more: Mystery Woman,crazydon or panda? miss all of them!!
Pentium or Athlon? Pentium
Chandler, Joey or Ross? Chandler
Rachel, Monica or Phoebe? Phoebe (just cuz she is so goofy!!!!)
Local news or national news (or world news if available)?both
Books, e-books, or books on tape? books
Big Al Unser or Little Al Unser? neither
Tattoo (Fantasy Island) or Mini-Me (Austin Powers)? uh..don't think so!!!!
Bet on red or black? red
Amish or Mennonite? neither
Which would you'd rather have amputated, arms or legs? if I had to choose..it would be legs...that way I could still hug!! ;)
CD-R or CD-RW? R
Mustache, beard or clean-shaven? clean...but am open to anything!!
Ann or Nancy Wilson (Heart)? neither
Jolly Rancher or Gummi-Bears? Jolly Rancher
(If dandruff) Head and Shoulders, Tegrin or Selsun Blue?Don't need it
(If none) Clairol Herbal Essence or Nexus? Pantene
Friday, Saturday or Sunday? Saturday, I guess...don't really care!!!
Orange cones or striped cones? ice cream!!!!

Coffee, tea, or milk? Tea
Bottled, canned or fountain soda? Bottled
Psychologist or psychiatrist? Psychologist
Missed more: Mystery Woman,crazydon or panda? ALL!!
Chandler, Joey or Ross? Chandler
Rachel, Monica or Phoebe? Monica
Local news or national news (or world news if available)?National
Books, e-books, or books on tape? Books
Tattoo (Fantasy Island) or Mini-Me (Austin Powers)? Mini-Me :)
Bet on red or black? Red
Amish or Mennonite? None
Which would you'd rather have amputated, arms or legs? I'd rather not choose to be fair!
CD-R or CD-RW? Either will do me fine
Mustache, beard or clean-shaven? Clean-shaven, or maybe a small goatie - depending on face shape
Jolly Rancher or Gummi-Bears? Gummi Bears
(If none) Clairol Herbal Essence or Nexus? Herbal Essence - always use that
Friday, Saturday or Sunday? Saturday - then you still have a day of the wknd left
Orange cones or striped cones? Strange question!

Coffee, tea, or milk? Tea
A&W, Barq's, or Mug (or Hires if available)? Barq's
Faygo, Nehi, or Fanta? Fanta
Raid or Black Flag? Raid
Bottled, canned or fountain soda? Bottled
Psychologist or psychiatrist? Not yet!!
Missed more: Mystery Woman,crazydon or panda? This is a trick question, right? :P
Pentium or Athlon? Pentium
Chandler, Joey or Ross? Don't do Friends!
Rachel, Monica or Phoebe? See above!
Local news or national news (or world news if available)?Local, national and world, in that order.
Books, e-books, or books on tape? Books
Big Al Unser or Little Al Unser? Don't do Nascar!
Tattoo (Fantasy Island) or Mini-Me (Austin Powers)? Both are equally irritating!
Bet on red or black? Red
Amish or Mennonite? No thanks... I like modern inventions!
Which would you'd rather have amputated, arms or legs? How about we start with the end of a fingernail and see how that goes first? I really need my arms and legs!
CD-R or CD-RW? RW
Mustache, beard or clean-shaven? Since I have one, I'll say beard!
Ann or Nancy Wilson (Heart)? I have to choose?
Jolly Rancher or Gummi-Bears? Jolly Ranchers!
(If dandruff) Head and Shoulders, Tegrin or Selsun Blue?Neither
(If none) Clairol Herbal Essence or Nexus? Pert
Friday, Saturday or Sunday? Saturday, because I still have another day off!
Orange cones or striped cones? Orange. Don't mess with a classic!

Coffee, tea, or milk? Tea
A&W, Barq's, or Mug (or Hires if available)? Don't really like root beer, but if I have to choose, probably Hires...
Faygo, Nehi, or Fanta? Nehi
Raid or Black Flag? Flyswatter
Bottled, canned or fountain soda? 2 liter bottles
Psychologist or psychiatrist? The latter, they are a bit less nutty...
Missed more: Mystery Woman,crazydon or panda? What, are the gone? j/k ::) ;D
Pentium or Athlon? Parthenon ;)
Chandler, Joey or Ross? Jehosephat
Rachel, Monica or Phoebe? Mehitabel
Local news or national news (or world news if available)?Local -- if it didn't happen down the street I get bored...
Books, e-books, or books on tape? The kind with real pages...
Big Al Unser or Little Al Unser? Have no opinion
Tattoo (Fantasy Island) or Mini-Me (Austin Powers)? Diito W.L.'s answer! :D
Bet on red or black? Black
Amish or Mennonite? Hmmmm.... this is half of my ancestors...... Mennonites, 'cus they can use computers! :D
Which would you'd rather have amputated, arms or legs? Legs; can't type with my toes!  :o
CD-R or CD-RW? I live in the 70s -- what are these? ::)
Mustache, beard or clean-shaven? Clean shaven
Ann or Nancy Wilson (Heart)? Obviously their mother didn't realize that Ann and Nancy are two versions of the same friggin' name... ::)
Jolly Rancher or Gummi-Bears? Gummi Worms
(If dandruff) Head and Shoulders, Tegrin or Selsun Blue? Head and Shoulders
(If none) Clairol Herbal Essence or Nexus? Clairol
Friday, Saturday or Sunday? Friday, as long as the bank is covered....
Orange cones or striped cones? Zella the conemistress recommends orange on MW&F and striped on TTH&S. Sunday you may have both....

Coffee, tea, or milk? This depends...if we're talking first thing in the morning it's gotta be coffee...if we're talking at night to wind down it's tea...if we're talking on my Honey Nut Cheerio's it better be milk...
A&W, Barq's, or Mug (or Hires if available)? MUG!!
Faygo, Nehi, or Fanta? Que?
Raid or Black Flag? Raid...it kills bugs DEAD!
Bottled, canned or fountain soda? bottled...
Psychologist or psychiatrist? What are you saying....?
Missed more: Mystery Woman,crazydon or panda? Well they'll all be missed...but I sure do miss my PM's from M_W...maybe one day I'll let her out of my basement...or then again, maybe NOT heheeeee ;)
Pentium or Athlon? Pentium
Chandler, Joey or Ross? Joey just makes me laugh...
Rachel, Monica or Phoebe? mmmmmmmmm...Rachel....
Local news or national news (or world news if available)?Local...then national..then world...at 6 and 11:30...
Books, e-books, or books on tape? Good old fashioned, turn the page by hand books!
Big Al Unser or Little Al Unser? Never was an Unser fan...
Tattoo (Fantasy Island) or Mini-Me (Austin Powers)? Mini-Me!! Tattoo is SO annoying! I'd rather have my fingernails pulled out than watch/listen to that irritating little fella..
Bet on red or black? Bet the black..comes in red...(any chance to quote Jovi!! LOL)
Amish or Mennonite? I'm neither...
Which would you'd rather have amputated, arms or legs? PLEASE! I play the DRUMS!! I can't lose either!!!
CD-R or CD-RW? CD-R
Mustache, beard or clean-shaven? I'm a smooth man....I've had a moustache before and a goatee..but I couldn't grow a beard if my life depended on it!
Ann or Nancy Wilson (Heart)? mmmmmmmm...Nancy....
Jolly Rancher or Gummi-Bears? Nummy Gummi's!!!
(If dandruff) Head and Shoulders, Tegrin or Selsun Blue?No dandruff here...
(If none) Clairol Herbal Essence or Nexus? I have about 15 different shampoo's for different things...depends on if I just got coloured or if there's gel or hairspray or any number of other hair products in it that need to be stripped out...
Friday, Saturday or Sunday? I live for Saturday! Double-header hockey on Hockey Night In Canada! Also the best crowds are on Saturdays...don't know why that is but it's true....
Orange cones or striped cones? Cones? Like traffic cones? I loved the purple one....but that's because purple is the best colour ever...or are we talkin' cones? (0)(0) heheeee

Coffee, tea, or milk? Coffee
A&W, Barq's, or Mug (or Hires if available)? A&W
Faygo, Nehi, or Fanta? Fanta
Raid or Black Flag? Raid
Bottled, canned or fountain soda? Fountain
Psychologist or psychiatrist? Psychologist.
Missed more: Mystery Woman,crazydon or panda? I miss them all.
Pentium or Athlon? I heard it was all about the Pentiums...
Chandler, Joey or Ross? pass
Rachel, Monica or Phoebe? Phoebe
Local news or national news (or world news if available)?Local
Books, e-books, or books on tape? Books
Big Al Unser or Little Al Unser? Neither
Tattoo (Fantasy Island) or Mini-Me (Austin Powers)? Mini-Me
Bet on red or black? Black
Amish or Mennonite? pass
Which would you'd rather have amputated, arms or legs? Legs
CD-R or CD-RW? R
Mustache, beard or clean-shaven? Oh, she's got to be clean-shaven.  Me?  clean or goatee, and I don't bother shaving on weekends much
Ann or Nancy Wilson (Heart)? Nancy
Jolly Rancher or Gummi-Bears? Gummi Bears
(If dandruff) Head and Shoulders, Tegrin or Selsun Blue?SB
(If none) Clairol Herbal Essence or Nexus? Nexus
Friday, Saturday or Sunday? Saturday.  Because you know tomorrow is Sunday.
Orange cones or striped cones? Either one, I'm good at running over both.

Coffee, tea, or milk?   milk  (definitely not coffee)
A&W, Barq's, or Mug (or Hires if available)?  Haven't noticed the diff - but I think Barq's is kinda lame
Faygo, Nehi, or Fanta? none
Raid or Black Flag? Raid
Bottled, canned or fountain soda? Fountain
Psychologist or psychiatrist?  psychologist to start
Missed more: Mystery Woman,crazydon or panda?   can't say
Pentium or Athlon?  don't know athlon
Chandler, Joey or Ross? pass   :P
Rachel, Monica or Phoebe? pass   :P
Local news or national news (or world news if available)?  Local
Books, e-books, or books on tape?   real books
Big Al Unser or Little Al Unser?  n/a
Tattoo (Fantasy Island) or Mini-Me (Austin Powers)? Tattoo cuz I hate AP
Bet on red or black?   horses are much better
Amish or Mennonite?   Mennonites; at least I've met them
Which would you rather have amputated, arms or legs? Legs
CD-R or CD-RW?  RW
Mustache, beard or clean-shaven?   Clean usually (some *need* the others!   :o)
Ann or Nancy Wilson (Heart)?  pass
Jolly Rancher or Gummi-Bears?  not fond of either, but probably JR
(If dandruff) Head and Shoulders, Tegrin or Selsun Blue?  H&S is fine
(If none) Clairol Herbal Essence or Nexus? N/A
Friday, Saturday or Sunday?   Sat
Orange cones or striped cones?  ???

Coffee, tea, or milk? I like all of them
A&W, Barq's, or Mug (or Hires if available)? Barq's
Faygo, Nehi, or Fanta? Can't remember what any of them taste like
Raid or Black Flag? Don't know
Bottled, canned or fountain soda? Any
Psychologist or psychiatrist? Don't know
Missed more: Mystery Woman,crazydon or panda? no eye deer
Pentium or Athlon? Evil inside
Chandler, Joey or Ross? Chandler
Rachel, Monica or Phoebe? Phoebe is funny
Local news or national news (or world news if available)? Local
Books, e-books, or books on tape? Books!!!  Good, old-fashioned hand-held books
Big Al Unser or Little Al Unser? No eye deer
Tattoo (Fantasy Island) or Mini-Me (Austin Powers)? Meh
Bet on red or black? Black
Amish or Mennonite? Neither
Which would you'd rather have amputated, arms or legs? No thank you.
CD-R or CD-RW? Can't remember
Mustache, beard or clean-shaven? Clean
Ann or Nancy Wilson (Heart)? neither
Jolly Rancher or Gummi-Bears? Jolly Rancher, cherry flavor please
(If dandruff) Head and Shoulders, Tegrin or Selsun Blue?
(If none) Clairol Herbal Essence or Nexus? Nexus
Friday, Saturday or Sunday? Saturday
Orange cones or striped cones? Silicone pinecones from Coney Island

Okay, I kinda blew it with the Brazilian race car drivers question. So, I thought up a better survey (I hope)
Coffee, tea, or milk? Milk
A&W, Barq's, or Mug (or Hires if available)? A&W, but if were available, Frostie.
Faygo, Nehi, or Fanta?  Faygo
Raid or Black Flag? Raid
Bottled, canned or fountain soda? Bottled
Psychologist or psychiatrist? Either
Missed more: Mystery Woman,crazydon or panda? I'm here, dude.
Pentium or Athlon? Athlon all the way.
Chandler, Joey or Ross? Friends sucks.
Rachel, Monica or Phoebe? See above.
Local news or national news (or world news if available)?Local
Books, e-books, or books on tape? Book books.
Big Al Unser or Little Al Unser? Big Al.
Tattoo (Fantasy Island) or Mini-Me (Austin Powers)? Mini-Me
Bet on red or black? Red
Amish or Mennonite? Either
Which would you'd rather have amputated, arms or legs? Neither
CD-R or CD-RW? RW (if you can play music recorded on them on a regular CD player)
Mustache, beard or clean-shaven? Clean
Ann or Nancy Wilson (Heart)? Either
Jolly Rancher or Gummi-Bears? Gummi Bears
(If dandruff) Head and Shoulders, Tegrin or Selsun Blue?Head & Shoulders
(If none) Clairol Herbal Essence or Nexus? Prell
Friday, Saturday or Sunday? Saturday.
Orange cones or striped cones? Uh, what's the difference between plume and ice again?

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