Here is Zella's version (with a little help from a friend).
Okay, I admit it, the incredibly silly ones are mine.... ::)

desert or forest?
city or country?
plain or peanut?
Mason or Dixon?
Mounds or Almond Joy?
alligators or crocodiles?
Beatles or Rolling Stones?
cookies or candy?
David Cassidy or Bobby Sherman?
one story or two story?
basement or attic?
French restaraunt or Italian?
Sand or snow?
Pot or booze?
roses or poetry?
igneous, sedimentary or metamorphic?
Mick or Keith?
Colonel Mustard or Professor Plum?
Long distance travel - Train or Bus?
Kiss or hug?
traffic circles or traffic lights?
Bill Gates or Dr Kevorkian?
Chelsea Clinton or Chelsea Football Club?
Skydive or bungee Jump?
Quicksand or Piranha attack?
Romantic dinner in restaurant or in private?
Log fire or electric heater?
Monopoly or Scrabble?
Poker or Blackjack?
Good 'n Plenties or Snocaps?
New York or Los Angeles?
ropes or handcuffs?
earth, air, fire or water?

Open ended bonus question:

I last sighted Elvis at ________________________

My own answers....

desert or forest? definately desert
city or country? city
plain or peanut? peanut (almond's best tho')
Mason or Dixon? the line doesn't run this far west.... ;)
Mounds or Almond Joy? Almond Joy
alligators or crocodiles? crocs are cuter...
Beatles or Rolling Stones? Need I even answer this? ;D
cookies or candy? candy
David Cassidy or Bobby Sherman? Hmmmm., difficult choice
one story or two story? three story, with attic and basement (see below)
basement or attic? both (see above)
French restaraunt or Italian? Italian (German Deli would be better tho')
Sand or snow? sand
Pot or booze? booze
roses or poetry? I'll take poetry anyday --roses die
igneous, sedimentary or metamorphic? igneous -- more active
Mick or Keith? Keith wins hands down
Colonel Mustard or Professor Plum? Plum, I like purple...
Long distance travel - Train or Bus? trains are more romantic
Kiss or hug? can't I have both? ;)
traffic circles or traffic lights? Lights -- I don't have to think....
Bill Gates or Dr Kevorkian? Turn the former over to the latter
Chelsea Clinton or Chelsea Football Club? Is this a choice?
Skydive or bungee Jump? I'll stay in the terminal, thanks
Quicksand or Piranha attack? I can outswim piranhas...
Romantic dinner in restaurant or in private? Private :)
Log fire or electric heater? log fire
Monopoly or Scrabble? scrabble
Poker or Blackjack? how about strip poker? ;D
Good 'n Plenties or Snocaps? Good n Plenties
New York or Los Angeles? LA of course :)
ropes or handcuffs? ropes are softer... ;)
earth, air, fire or water? fire signs seeks to play with (other) fire (sign) ;)

Open ended bonus question:

I last sighted Elvis --  driving thru Northridge in a 1970 black & yellow Challenger :D

desert or forest?  forest
city or country?  city
plain or peanut?  peanut
Mounds or Almond Joy?  almond joy
alligators or crocodiles?  crocodiles
Beatles or Rolling Stones?  rolling stones
cookies or candy?  cookies but only with milk
one story or two story?  two
basement or attic?  basement
French restaraunt or Italian?  italian
Sand or snow?  SNOW!
Pot or booze?  booze
Long distance travel - Train or Bus?  train
Kiss or hug? kiss
traffic circles or traffic lights? traffic lights
Bill Gates or Dr Kevorkian? bill gates
Skydive or bungee Jump?  SKYDIVE!
Quicksand or Piranha attack?  quicksand
Romantic dinner in restaurant or in private? private
Log fire or electric heater? log fire
Monopoly or Scrabble? monopoly
Poker or Blackjack?  blackjack
Good 'n Plenties or Snocaps?  good n plenties
New York or Los Angeles?  LA Baby!
ropes or handcuffs?  ropes
earth, air, fire or water?  water

I last spotted Elvis in Las Vegas doing a show.  or was that an actor?

desert or forest?   forest
city or country?   country...duh!!!
plain or peanut?   is this a trick question??
Mason or Dixon?   Dixie!!!!!!!
Mounds or Almond Joy?   nope!!
alligators or crocodiles?   gators!!!
Beatles or Rolling Stones?   nah!!!!!!!!
cookies or candy?    depends on what my sugar fix is!!!
David Cassidy or Bobby Sherman?   ok...nope...don't think so!!
one story or two story?   two
basement or attic?  basement....hide from tornados!!!
French restaraunt or Italian?    Mexican
Sand or snow?  SNOW!!
Pot or booze?  BOOZE!!!!!!!!!  Miller Lite
roses or poetry?   both!!!!
igneous, sedimentary or metamorphic?    metamorphic
Mick or Keith?   NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!
Colonel Mustard or Professor Plum? the butler!!!!!!!!!!
Long distance travel - Train or Bus? cross country..think Justify My Love!! ;)
Kiss or hug? is that the only two we can choose from?  ok then...both!!!
traffic circles or traffic lights? INTERSTATE!!!
Bill Gates or Dr Kevorkian?   yuh...YUK!!!
Chelsea Clinton or Chelsea Football Club?    men in football uniforms!!!
Skydive or bungee Jump?    nope..don't think so!!!
Quicksand or Piranha attack?  see above
Romantic dinner in restaurant or in private?    PRIVATE!!!!!!
Log fire or electric heater? logs!!! On a big rug!!
Monopoly or Scrabble? Monopoly....I LOVE money!!!
Poker or Blackjack?   21 BABY!!!!!!!!!!
Good 'n Plenties or Snocaps?   nahhhhh
New York or Los Angeles?  LA!!
ropes or handcuffs?   I have to choose??...nope...don't think so!!!!
earth, air, fire or water?   FIRE!!!!!!!!

Open ended bonus question:

I last sighted Elvis at :my party last nite!!!!!!!!!!!!

Forest
country
peanut
?
?
Alligator
Beatles
cookies
?
2 story
attic
Italian
Sand
Booze
roses
sedimentary
Keith
Prof Plum
Train
Hug
lights
?
Chelsea F.C
Skydive
Quicksand
Resaurant
Electric
Scrabble
?
?
Los Angeles
Ropes
Earth

desert or forest? Forest...desert's are just too hot...unless it's the Mojave and I'm goin' to Vegas! Woooooo Hooooooo!
city or country? I love the city!
plain or peanut? Plain all the way...
Mason or Dixon? It's a fine line.....
Mounds or Almond Joy? This depends..sometimes I feel like a nut..sometimes I don't...
alligators or crocodiles? Crocogators
Beatles or Rolling Stones? Beatles...
cookies or candy? Cookies...I looooove cookies ;)
David Cassidy or Bobby Sherman? David Cassidy
one story or two story? the taller the better
basement or attic? Basement...they're cooler...
French restaraunt or Italian? Italian...
Sand or snow? SAND!!
Pot or booze? Drugs are bad, m'kay?
roses or poetry? Roses
igneous, sedimentary or metamorphic? Sedimentary...
Mick or Keith? Keith is so cool and yet totally indecipherable!
Colonel Mustard or Professor Plum? Colonel Mustard...
Long distance travel - Train or Bus? Train
Kiss or hug?  I'm a hug monster...but nothing, and I mean nothing beats a knee-weakening, pants-tightening deep passionate kiss...
traffic circles or traffic lights? Lights
Bill Gates or Dr Kevorkian? Bill Gates!! He brought me HERE!
Chelsea Clinton or Chelsea Football Club? Clinton...oh yeah!! No footballer has lips like those!
Skydive or bungee Jump? Couldn't pay me enough to do either!
Quicksand or Piranha attack? Quicksand
Romantic dinner in restaurant or in private? Private...
Log fire or electric heater? Log fire! No d'uh!
Monopoly or Scrabble? Scrabble
Poker or Blackjack? Blackjack
Good 'n Plenties or Snocaps? Huh?
New York or Los Angeles? I love both cities...I'd rather live in LA but I'd rather visit NY...
ropes or handcuffs? Velvet Ropes
earth, air, fire or water? Water..love my water...

Open ended bonus question:

I last sighted Elvis at work tonight! No sh*t! I work with Elvis...honest! Ask M_W!

desert or forest?  Forest
city or country?  City
plain or peanut?  Plain (now called "Milk Chocolate")  But if I had my druthers, crunchy…
Mason or Dixon?  Dixon (51 of 55 WV counties are south of the Mason-Dixon Line.  If you crossed over from Marshall County, WV (southernmost of the four counties north of Mason-Dixon) into Wetzel County, WV, you'll see a sign saying that you are crossing the Mason-Dixon line!)
Mounds or Almond Joy?  Mounds.  I don't feel like a nut although my screen name is crazydon…
alligators or crocodiles?  Gators
Beatles or Rolling Stones?  Beatles
cookies or candy?  Tossup
David Cassidy or Bobby Sherman?  I'm a boy.  You should have given us two chicks boys had a crush on in the early 1970's…
one story or two story?  Two
basement or attic?  basement
French restaraunt or Italian?  Italian
Sand or snow?  Sand (I'm going there in a few days…think my countdown…)
Pot or booze?  Booze
roses or poetry?  Roses
igneous, sedimentary or metamorphic?  Sedimentary
Mick or Keith?  Mick
Colonel Mustard or Professor Plum?  Never played the game
Long distance travel - Train or Bus?  Bus
Kiss or hug?  Hug
traffic circles or traffic lights?  Lights
Bill Gates or Dr Kevorkian?  Neither.
Chelsea Clinton or Chelsea Football Club?  Clinton
Skydive or bungee Jump?  Skydive
Quicksand or Piranha attack?  Quicksand
Romantic dinner in restaurant or in private?  Romantic dinner
Log fire or electric heater?  Electric heater
Monopoly or Scrabble?  Scrabble
Poker or Blackjack?  Poker, baby!
Good 'n Plenties or Snocaps?  Neither
New York or Los Angeles?  Charleston, WV
ropes or handcuffs?  Cuffs
earth, air, fire or water?  Water (I'm a Pisces, and I'm headed to the beach)

Open ended bonus question:

I last sighted Elvis at Wal-Mart  :D  LOL…

desert or forest? Forest
city or country? City
plain or peanut? Plain
alligators or crocodiles? None - not aftyer you come face to face with an aligator in the lake right by your hotel room :S
Beatles or Rolling Stones? No comment
cookies or candy? Cookies :}
basement or attic? Basemnt
French restaraunt or Italian? French
Sand or snow? Sand
Pot or booze? Booze
roses or poetry? Roses
igneous, sedimentary or metamorphic? LOL. Don't bring me back to Science lessons. Metamorphic cause thats a cool word :]
Colonel Mustard or Professor Plum? Colonel Mustard always seemed like he had a way with women - a bit of a 'player' if you get me :)
Long distance travel - Train or Bus? Train - Hate buses as I have to use them practically every day
Kiss or hug? Both please  :-*
traffic circles or traffic lights?  Lights
Chelsea Clinton or Chelsea Football Club? Football :)
Skydive or bungee Jump? Skydive - when I stop bottling it, I'lk do that when I'm older :]
Quicksand or Piranha attack? None, thanks all the same
Romantic dinner in restaurant or in private? Private :]
Log fire or electric heater? Electric - all the mod cons :]
Monopoly or Scrabble? Scrabble - monopoly takes way too long.
Poker or Blackjack? Blackjack cause I can't play poker!
New York or Los Angeles? New York - Love it there
ropes or handcuffs? Zella's getting kinky! :) No comment!
earth, air, fire or water? I'm a water sign, so I'll go wuth that :]

Open ended bonus question:

I last sighted Elvis on ___VH1 ___ :D

desert or forest? Forest, the deeper and darker the better.  I love trees
city or country? Country, I guess
plain or peanut? We talking butter?
Mason or Dixon? Dixon (of Dock Green)
Mounds or Almond Joy? WTF?
alligators or crocodiles? Crocogators
Beatles or Rolling Stones? Beatles...
cookies or candy? Both
David Cassidy or Bobby Sherman? Alan Sherman
one story or two story? My children always ask for two, but get one ;-)
basement or attic? Basement - it's where the wine is stored
French restaraunt or Italian? Chinese
Sand or snow? SAND!!
Pot or booze? Either, not both
roses or poetry? Poetry, the more ribald the better
igneous, sedimentary or metamorphic? Metamorphic - they're harder
Mick or Keith? Mick
Colonel Mustard or Professor Plum? Miss Scarlett
Long distance travel - Train or Bus? Plane
Kiss or hug?  Why is this an either/or?
traffic circles or traffic lights? Roundabouts
Bill Gates or Dr Kevorkian? To be fed slowly into the deep fat fryer?  Bill Gates
Chelsea Clinton or Chelsea Football Club? FC - I know some of their youth squad
Skydive or bungee Jump? Both (though not at the same time)
Quicksand or Piranha attack? Both (at the same time?)
Romantic dinner in restaurant or in private? Restaurant
Log fire or electric heater? Log fire
Monopoly or Scrabble? Scrabble
Poker or Blackjack? Bridge
Good 'n Plenties or Snocaps? ???
New York or Los Angeles? I hope to get to both at some point in the future
ropes or handcuffs? Gaffer (duck) tape
earth, air, fire or water? All of 'em, in just the right quantities

Open ended bonus question:

I last sighted Elvis in the mirror, looking over my shoulder as I practised singing my "Are you drinking tonight" parody

Phil

desert or forest? forest
city or country? somewhere in between
plain or peanut? either
Mason or Dixon? Mason
Mounds or Almond Joy? Almond Joy
alligators or crocodiles? alligators!!!
Beatles or Rolling Stones? Beatles
cookies or candy? Depends on my mood
David Cassidy or Bobby Sherman? either
one story or two story? one, but dreaming of more
basement or attic? n/a
French restaraunt or Italian? Italian
Sand or snow? snow
Pot or booze? booze
roses or poetry? they're both so overdone
igneous, sedimentary or metamorphic? metamorphic
Mick or Keith? Blah
Colonel Mustard or Professor Plum? the Professor
Long distance travel - Train or Bus? Train
Kiss or hug? Kiss
traffic circles or traffic lights? traffic light
Bill Gates or Dr Kevorkian? Ugh.
Chelsea Clinton or Chelsea Football Club? Neither
Skydive or bungee Jump? skydive
Quicksand or Piranha attack? Quicksand, it's easier to escape from and doesn't leave scars
Romantic dinner in restaurant or in private? private
Log fire or electric heater? log, fire, glass of wine...
Monopoly or Scrabble? Monopoly
Poker or Blackjack? Poker!!!
Good 'n Plenties or Snocaps? Snocaps
New York or Los Angeles? Either
ropes or handcuffs? Both
earth, air, fire or water? I'm supposed to be an air sign, but oh, give me fire

Open ended bonus question:

I last sighted Elvis at Victoria's Secret trying on a push-up bra.

desert or forest?   Forest
city or country?   City Boy
plain or peanut?   What - Chocky ?  If so ,Plain
Mason or Dixon?   Maginot....
Mounds or Almond Joy?   Both sound strangely intruiging...
alligators or crocodiles?   Crocs here - specially in Sydney hey J.C. ?
Beatles or Rolling Stones?   Beatles, Zella !  ;)
cookies or candy?   You mean biscuits or lollies ?  Biscuits !
David Cassidy or Bobby Sherman?   Cassidy seemed slightly less slimey...
one story or two story?   Two
basement or attic?   Aussie houses don't as a rule have either - so Attic (better view)
French restaraunt or Italian?   Ooh la la - French
Sand or snow?   Snow
Pot or booze?   Dunno
roses or poetry?   I love a sunburnt country...
igneous, sedimentary or metamorphic?   Batholith
Mick or Keith?   Keith - Mick's too 'Mr Fabulous' for my liking
Colonel Mustard or Professor Plum?   The Maid
Long distance travel - Train or Bus?   Train - more room to sleep, or.... ;)
Kiss or hug?    Kiss, Hug, Kiss, Hug, Kiss, Hug, Kiss Kiss, Hug...
traffic circles or traffic lights?    Roundabouts
Bill Gates or Dr Kevorkian?   Both think they are doing mankind a favour - hard to say
Chelsea Clinton or Chelsea Football Club?    To win the F.A. Cup ?  Have to go with the blues...
Skydive or bungee Jump?    Neither.  Bungee Jumping was adapted from and old KGB game, where they would push you off a bridge ('cept they didn't use a rope...)
Quicksand or Piranha attack?   Piranha's seem quicker
Romantic dinner in restaurant or in private?    Private dinner with the log fire in the next question
Log fire or electric heater?    Log fire with a private dinner from the last question
Monopoly or Scrabble?    Scrabble
Poker or Blackjack?   Blackjack
Good 'n Plenties or Snocaps?   I like it good and I like it plenty
New York or Los Angeles?   L.A.
ropes or handcuffs?   Yes please  ;)
earth, air, fire or water?   Ummm, water ?

Open ended bonus question:

I last sighted Elvis at the post office, singing :

"U S Male"

Thought I was gonna say "Return To Sender" dincha !  ;D

desert or forest? Forest
city or country? Country
plain or peanut? Plain
Mason or Dixon? Either
Mounds or Almond Joy? Mounds
alligators or crocodiles? Crocs
Beatles or Rolling Stones? Beatles
cookies or candy? Brownies
David Cassidy or Bobby Sherman? Neither
one story or two story? Two Story
basement or attic? Neither
French restaraunt or Italian? Italian
Sand or snow? snow
Pot or booze? pot, i guess
roses or poetry? roses
igneous, sedimentary or metamorphic? sedimentary, like me ;)
Mick or Keith? Neither
Colonel Mustard or Professor Plum? Plum
Long distance travel - Train or Bus? Bus
Kiss or hug? Hug
traffic circles or traffic lights? Lights
Bill Gates or Dr Kevorkian? Bill Gates
Chelsea Clinton or Chelsea Football Club? Either
Skydive or bungee Jump? I'm not sure...
Quicksand or Piranha attack? Quicksand
Romantic dinner in restaurant or in private? Either
Log fire or electric heater? Electric
Monopoly or Scrabble? Monopoly, barely
Poker or Blackjack? Poker
Good 'n Plenties or Snocaps? What?
New York or Los Angeles? New York
ropes or handcuffs? Handcuffs
earth, air, fire or water? Air

Open ended bonus question:

I last sighted Elvis at __my friend's house______

desert or forest? Either
city or country? City
plain or peanut? M&M's?  Peanut
Mason or Dixon? ?
Mounds or Almond Joy? Neither
alligators or crocodiles? Either
Beatles or Rolling Stones?  Beatles
cookies or candy?  Cookies
David Cassidy or Bobby Sherman?  Neither
one story or two story? Two
basement or attic? Basement
French restaraunt or Italian? Italian
Sand or snow? Snow
Pot or booze? Neither
roses or poetry? Either, I guess
igneous, sedimentary or metamorphic? Whatever section I got an A on in science last year
Mick or Keith? ?
Colonel Mustard or Professor Plum? I haven't played
Long distance travel - Train or Bus?  Car
Kiss or hug? Both
traffic circles or traffic lights?  Lights
Bill Gates or Dr Kevorkian? Neither
Chelsea Clinton or Chelsea Football Club?  .....
Skydive or bungee Jump? Neither
Quicksand or Piranha attack? Quicksand
Romantic dinner in restaurant or in private? restaurant
Log fire or electric heater?  Heater
Monopoly or Scrabble? Both, but probably Scrabble more
Poker or Blackjack? Neither
Good 'n Plenties or Snocaps?  Good 'n Plenty
New York or Los Angeles? Never been to either
ropes or handcuffs? ropes
earth, air, fire or water? Earth, Wind, and Fire

Open ended bonus question:

I last sighted Elvis at __well, he's in my bathroom right now..__

desert or forest? Forest
city or country? Country
plain or peanut? Plain
Mason or Dixon? No Idea
Mounds or Almond Joy? I don't eat candy :o
alligators or crocodiles? Crocodiles
Beatles or Rolling Stones? Beatles
cookies or candy? Neither
David Cassidy or Bobby Sherman? Dear God, neither!
one story or two story? Two Story
basement or attic? Attic
French restaraunt or Italian? Italian
Sand or snow? Sand
Pot or booze? POT
roses or poetry? Poetry
igneous, sedimentary or metamorphic? ummm...metamorphic
Mick or Keith? Neither
Colonel Mustard or Professor Plum? Professor Plum
Long distance travel - Train or Bus? Train
Kiss or hug? Kiss
traffic circles or traffic lights? Lights
Bill Gates or Dr Kevorkian? Kevorkian
Chelsea Clinton or Chelsea Football Club?  
Skydive or bungee Jump? Oh, no way...never doing either of these things
Quicksand or Piranha attack? Piranha, they're not really that mean
Romantic dinner in restaurant or in private? Private
Log fire or electric heater? Fire
Monopoly or Scrabble? Monopoly
Poker or Blackjack? Blackjack
Good 'n Plenties or Snocaps? Good 'n Plenties
New York or Los Angeles? New York
ropes or handcuffs? Both, of course
earth, air, fire or water? Water

Open ended bonus question:

I last sighted Elvis flying over my house in a U.F.O.

desert or forest? forest
city or country? I live in the city but prefer the country
plain or peanut? peanut
Mason or Dixon? Dixon
Mounds or Almond Joy? Almond Joy
alligators or crocodiles? crocs
Beatles or Rolling Stones? Stones
cookies or candy? depends on my mood!
David Cassidy or Bobby Sherman? David Cassidy
one story or two story? one
basement or attic? basement
French restaraunt or Italian? Italian
Sand or snow? snow
Pot or booze? booze
roses or poetry? both!!
igneous, sedimentary or metamorphic? metamorphic
Mick or Keith? neither!
Colonel Mustard or Professor Plum? Col. Mustard
Long distance travel - Train or Bus? train
Kiss or hug?  BOTH!!  ;D
traffic circles or traffic lights? lights
Bill Gates or Dr Kevorkian? neither
Chelsea Clinton or Chelsea Football Club? neither
Skydive or bungee Jump? NEITHER! I have a major fear of heights! :o
Quicksand or Piranha attack? no!!
Romantic dinner in restaurant or in private?  private
Log fire or electric heater? log fire
Monopoly or Scrabble? Monopoly
Poker or Blackjack? Blackjack
Good 'n Plenties or Snocaps? Good 'n Plenty
New York or Los Angeles? LA
ropes or handcuffs? both!
earth, air, fire or water? water

Open ended bonus question:

I last sighted Elvis at Wal-Mart!

desert or forest? Desert
city or country? City
plain or peanut? Plain
Mason or Dixon? Damn Yankee
Mounds or Almond Joy? Don't like coconut
alligators or crocodiles? Crocs
Beatles or Rolling Stones? Beatles
cookies or candy? cookies
David Cassidy or Bobby Sherman? pass
one story or two story? two
basement or attic? basement
French restaraunt or Italian? I-talian
Sand or snow? sand at the beach
Pot or booze? sure
roses or poetry? poetry.  
igneous, sedimentary or metamorphic? ?
Mick or Keith? neither
Colonel Mustard or Professor Plum? Col. Mustard
Long distance travel - Train or Bus? Bus I guess
Kiss or hug? sure
traffic circles or traffic lights? LIGHTS.  Circles cause people to forget how to use their blinkers!
Bill Gates or Dr Kevorkian? Bill
Chelsea Clinton or Chelsea Football Club? pass
Skydive or bungee Jump? Skydive
Quicksand or Piranha attack? Quicksand
Romantic dinner in restaurant or in private? private
Log fire or electric heater? log fire
Monopoly or Scrabble? Monopoly
Poker or Blackjack? I'll play either
Good 'n Plenties or Snocaps? Snocaps
New York or Los Angeles? NY for shopping; LA for the weather
ropes or handcuffs? ooh... :o tough choice.  The possibility of getting rope burn vs the possibility of not being able to be released...ropes I guess...unless I can see the key at all times.
earth, air, fire or water? WATER

Open ended bonus question:

I last sighted Elvis at the Five-O

desert or forest?  The desert, for sure
city or country?  I'm a city girl
plain or peanut?  Plain, I guess
Mason or Dixon?  ???
Mounds or Almond Joy?  How 'bout the Canadian version - a Bounty bar?
alligators or crocodiles?  Neither - they both scare the crap out of me
Beatles or Rolling Stones?  Well, I love 'em both but if I had to choose, I'd pick the Beatles
cookies or candy?  Cookie dough  :)
David Cassidy or Bobby Sherman?  Ewww, neither
one story or two story?  Two - I need my space
basement or attic?  Hmm, neither because both have spiders (((shudder)))
French restaraunt or Italian?  Give me an Italian .... restaurant, that is
Sand or snow?  Hmm, considering that it sometimes falls to below -50 C here on the prairie plains, what do you think?  :)
Pot or booze?  Pot
roses or poetry?  Poetry, but only if it's good poetry otherwise just be sweet to me
igneous, sedimentary or metamorphic?  metamorphic
Mick or Keith?  Oooo, gimme Mick (BTW, his birthday is tomorrow)
Colonel Mustard or Professor Plum?  Colonel Mustard
Long distance travel - Train or Bus?  If I couldn't drive or fly, I'd take the train
Kiss or hug? Hug, then kiss, then hug and kiss  ;)
traffic circles or traffic lights?   Lights
Bill Gates or Dr Kevorkian? Dr. Kevorkian
Chelsea Clinton or Chelsea Football Club? ???
Skydive or bungee Jump? Neither
Quicksand or Piranha attack?  Neither
Romantic dinner in restaurant or in private? Restaurant
Log fire or electric heater? A fire (with Pink Floyd playing a bottle of good wine)
Monopoly or Scrabble? Scrabble
Poker or Blackjack?  Poker
Good 'n Plenties or Snocaps?  ???
New York or Los Angeles?  I prefer the Big Apple but I had fun in LA, too (just not as much fun)
ropes or handcuffs?  Anybody ever read Gerald's Game by Stephen King?  I pick ropes!!!!
earth, air, fire or water?  I'm a Pisces too so I have to take the water but earth comes in a close second

Open ended bonus question:

I last sighted Elvis at my local Safeway grocery store last week.  I'm not kidding!  There's a guy who lives in my city and has won several Elvis impersonation contests.  In fact, he's recording a CD with the Jordonaires (Elvis' backup band).

desert or forest?  Forrest
city or country?   City
plain or peanut?   Peanut
Mason or Dixon?   Which british guy I like better?
Mounds or Almond Joy? Mounds
alligators or crocodiles? Alligators
Beatles or Rolling Stones? Rolling Stones
cookies or candy? candy
David Cassidy or Bobby Sherman?  Niether
one story or two story? two story
basement or attic?  basement, as long as it's finished
French restaraunt or Italian?  Italian
Sand or snow?  Snow
Pot or booze?    Booze
roses or poetry?  Poetry
igneous, sedimentary or metamorphic?  igneous
Mick or Keith?  Keith
Colonel Mustard or Professor Plum? Colonel Mustard
Long distance travel - Train or Bus? Train
Kiss or hug? hug
traffic circles or traffic lights?  Lights
Bill Gates or Dr Kevorkian? Bill gates
Chelsea Clinton or Chelsea Football Club? niether
Skydive or bungee Jump? bungee Jump
Quicksand or Piranha attack? Quicksand
Romantic dinner in restaurant or in private? Private
Log fire or electric heater? Log Fire
Monopoly or Scrabble? Monopoly
Poker or Blackjack? Blackjack
Good 'n Plenties or Snocaps? Good 'n Plenties
New York or Los Angeles? Niether
ropes or handcuffs? Handcuffs
earth, air, fire or water? Fire

desert or forest? Forest
city or country? Country
plain or peanut? Peanut
Mason or Dixon? Dixon
Mounds or Almond Joy? Almond Joy
alligators or crocodiles? Gators
Beatles or Rolling Stones? Stones
cookies or candy? Cookies
David Cassidy or Bobby Sherman? Do I have to?
one story or two story? Two
basement or attic? Attic
French restaraunt or Italian? Italian
Sand or snow? Snow
Pot or booze? Booze
roses or poetry? Roses... less work!!;D
igneous, sedimentary or metamorphic? Metamorphic
Mick or Keith? Nope!
Colonel Mustard or Professor Plum? Colonel Mustard
Long distance travel - Train or Bus? Train
Kiss or hug?  Yes, for a start!!
traffic circles or traffic lights? Lights
Bill Gates or Dr Kevorkian? If you combined them, would you get a guy who pulled the plug on old computers?
Chelsea Clinton or Chelsea Football Club? Nope!
Skydive or bungee Jump? Oh, I would watch either!
Quicksand or Piranha attack? Can I get a second opinion?
Romantic dinner in restaurant or in private?  Private
Log fire or electric heater? Log fire
Monopoly or Scrabble? Monopoly
Poker or Blackjack? Poker!!
Good 'n Plenties or Snocaps? Good 'n Plenty
New York or Los Angeles? LA
ropes or handcuffs? Am I the cuffer or the cuffee?
earth, air, fire or water? Water

Open ended bonus question:

I last sighted Elvis at Lee Ho Fook's... he was gonna get a big dish of beef chow mein!! ;D

desert or forest? Forest, but I prefer the 'Hood.
city or country? city
plain or peanut? peanut
Mason or Dixon? Mason
Mounds or Almond Joy? Almond Joy
alligators or crocodiles? Go Gators
Beatles or Rolling Stones? Stones by a slight margin.
cookies or candy? Both are bad for my diabetes.
David Cassidy or Bobby Sherman? Neither
one story or two story? One
basement or attic? Attic
French restaraunt or Italian? I-talian
Sand or snow? Let it snow
Pot or booze? Booze, even though I don't do either.
roses or poetry? N/A
igneous, sedimentary or metamorphic? Hard
Mick or Keith? Charlie Watts  ;D
Colonel Mustard or Professor Plum? Umm, plums.
Long distance travel - Train or Bus? Auto
Kiss or hug? Both
traffic circles or traffic lights? lights
Bill Gates or Dr Kevorkian? Both work for the Anti-Christ
Chelsea Clinton or Chelsea Football Club?  Chelsea Football club.
Skydive or bungee Jump? Neither, I'm afraid of heights.
Quicksand or Piranha attack? A piranha in quicksand.
Romantic dinner in restaurant or in private? Private.
Log fire or electric heater? Electric, but I prefer gas.
Monopoly or Scrabble? I suck equally in both.
Poker or Blackjack? Blackjack
Good 'n Plenties or Snocaps? Snocaps
New York or Los Angeles? Indianapolis
ropes or handcuffs? Neither
earth, air, fire or water? Need it all.

Open ended bonus question:

I last sighted Elvis at _Market Square Arena, his last concert, on tape. Now they're both gone. :'(

Wowee! Three more Stones fans in a row! Way to go, guys! :D

desert or forest? Both
city or country? Again, both
plain or peanut? Plain
Mason or Dixon? Jackie Mason or Donna Dixon? What kind of choice is that??  OHHH! In that case, the line itself.
Mounds or Almond Joy? Neither
alligators or crocodiles? Gators!!!
Beatles or Rolling Stones? Beatles
cookies or candy?I am THE Cookie Monster!
David Cassidy or Bobby Sherman? David Cassidy
one story or two story?Two
basement or attic? Depends on what I'm doing, tee-hee!
French restaraunt or Italian? Italian
Sand or snow? I like variety...I like both!
Pot or booze? Neither, anymore.
roses or poetry? Both...at the same time!
igneous, sedimentary or metamorphic? Igneous!
Mick or Keith? Mick or Keith who? ;D
Colonel Mustard or Professor Plum? Colonel Mustard in the library with a candlestick.
Long distance travel - Train or Bus? Train
Kiss or hug? Kisses...hugs...and lots-o-them!
traffic circles or traffic lights? Lights!
Bill Gates or Dr Kevorkian? They're both @sswipes!
Chelsea Clinton or Chelsea Football Club? Chelsea Grammer  ;D
Skydive or bungee Jump? Sane or insane? :D
Quicksand or Piranha attack? No real preference...if I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die!
Romantic dinner in restaurant or in private? Private, thanks!
Log fire or electric heater? Log
Monopoly or Scrabble? Strip Scrabble
Poker or Blackjack? Strip Poker
Good 'n Plenties or Snocaps?Snocaps!
New York or Los Angeles?Sorry...Chicago!
ropes or handcuffs?Depends on the activity... ;)
earth, air, fire or water? In relation to what? ???

Open ended bonus question:

I last sighted Elvis at my bank.  They are doing some weird promo...(You didn't specify that he had to be alive...these are full-size cardboard stand-ups.)

desert or forest?  forest
city or country?  country
plain or peanut?  plain
Mason or Dixon?   ???  what's the choice here?  These are men working on the very same thing!
Mounds or Almond Joy?  neither!  I hate coconut slivers!
alligators or crocodiles?  Alligators for America, I guess!
Beatles or Rolling Stones?  hard choice - Stones overall, Beatles if it's early Beatles
cookies or candy?   candy by a nose
David Cassidy or Bobby Sherman?  Who is Bobby?  David is OK in any case!
one story or two story?  2-storey
basement or attic?   ???  which do I prefer?  guess it depends!  pass!
French restaraunt or Italian?  French
Sand or snow?  Snow
Pot or booze?  neither
roses or poetry?   roses
igneous, sedimentary or metamorphic?  metamorphic
Mick or Keith?   from the Stones?  Neither!
Colonel Mustard or Professor Plum?  Professor Plum - I think the Col's way too old for me   ;)
Long distance travel - Train or Bus?  Train definitely!!!!!   ;D
Kiss or hug?  what kind of kiss or hug?  romance - kiss; other love - hug.  but both for both will do!
traffic circles or traffic lights? HATE traffic circles,   >:( so I'll choose lights!!
Bill Gates or Dr Kevorkian?   Gates
Chelsea Clinton or Chelsea Football Club?   FC
Skydive or bungee Jump? NEITHER NO WAY!    >:(
Quicksand or Piranha attack?  Quicksand
Romantic dinner in restaurant or in private?   restaurant
Log fire or electric heater?   logs
Monopoly or Scrabble?   poor choices but monopoly over any word game   :P
Poker or Blackjack?  poker
Good 'n Plenties or Snocaps?   Snocaps; but I prefer Good'n FRUITIES
New York or Los Angeles?  Anything but LA!
ropes or handcuffs?   ???  oh.....oooooooohh!   :o
earth, air, fire or water?  air