Here's my version.  I want to see your opinion:

Mountaineers or Thundering Herd?
Mountaineers.  The Herd may have the better football team these days, but I've seen more Mountaineers games in person.
Coke, Pepsi or RC?
Coke, then RC, then Pepsi.
Dr. Pepper or Mr. Pibb?
Dr. Pepper
Dale Earnhardt Sr. or Dale Earnhardt Jr.?
Sr.  I wish he was still around…
Richard Petty or Kyle Petty?
Richard's the King, baby!
Jeff Gordon or Tony Stewart?
Don't like either but I like Tony Stewart a little more.  He's a member of the Coke racing family…
Michael Jackson or Alan Jackson?
Alan
Garth Brooks or Alan Jackson?
Tossup
Weird Al Yankovic or Cledus T. Judd?
Cledus has done some rock songs but rockers like Weird Al.  Cledus is a little bit country…
Beavis & Butt-Head or South Park?
Uh, huh-huh, Beavis?  South Park, kick @$$!  A tossup
James Bond or Austin Powers?
James is no-nonsense, Austin all nonsense.  Tossup.
Duran Duran or Spandau Ballet?
Duran Duran.
Nirvana or Pearl Jam?
Nirvana.
Peanut butter:  smooth or chunky?
Chunky.
Apples or oranges?
It's a rhetorical question, folks.
The Simpsons or Futurama?
The Simpsons.
Powerball or Mega Millions?
Powerball.  I can walk to play Powerball but I have to go out-of-state about 50 miles to Ohio to play Mega Millions…
Samantha Stevens or Jeannie?
Jeannie.
Jethro Bodine or Geoffrey Bodine?
Jethro bo-DEEN (because he knows how to pronounce his last name correctly) always wins over race car driver Geoffrey bo-DINE.
Monty Python, Saturday Night Live, Fridays or Mad TV?
All were OK in their day…
Ketchup/catsup:  red, green or purple?
Obviously red.  Heinz is trying to win over kids with their green and purple varieties, but I want mine to be red…

Mountaineers or Thundering Herd?   Mountaineers
Coke, Pepsi or RC?   Coca-Cola
Dr. Pepper or Mr. Pibb?   Mr. Pibb
Dale Earnhardt Sr. or Dale Earnhardt Jr.?   Both
Richard Petty or Kyle Petty?   Neither
Jeff Gordon or Tony Stewart?   Jeff Gordon
Michael Jackson or Alan Jackson?   Michael Jackson, just "Off the Wall" and "Thriller" albums
Garth Brooks or Alan Jackson?   Neither.. but I would choose Alan Jackson
Weird Al Yankovic or Cledus T. Judd?   Weird Al Yankovic
Beavis & Butt-Head or South Park?   I don't watch either
James Bond or Austin Powers?   James Bond
Duran Duran or Spandau Ballet?   Duran Duran
Nirvana or Pearl Jam?   Pearl Jam
Peanut butter:  smooth or chunky?   Chunky
Apples or oranges?   Apples
The Simpsons or Futurama?   The Simpsons
Powerball or Mega Millions?   Neither; I don't play
Samantha Stevens or Jeannie?   ?
Jethro Bodine or Geoffrey Bodine?   ?
Monty Python, Saturday Night Live, Fridays or Mad TV?   SNL
Ketchup/catsup:  red, green or purple?   Red is fine with me (and most appetizing)

Mountaineers or Thundering Herd? Mountaineers
Coke, Pepsi or RC? Pepsi
Dr. Pepper or Mr. Pibb? Dr. Pepper
Dale Earnhardt Sr. or Dale Earnhardt Jr.? Jr.
Richard Petty or Kyle Petty? Kyle
Jeff Gordon or Tony Stewart? Tony Stewart
Michael Jackson or Alan Jackson? Michael Jackson
Garth Brooks or Alan Jackson? Garth Brooks
Weird Al Yankovic or Cledus T. Judd? Weird Al
Beavis & Butt-Head or South Park? South Park
James Bond or Austin Powers? Austin Powers
Duran Duran or Spandau Ballet? Duran Duran
Nirvana or Pearl Jam? Nirvana
Peanut butter:  smooth or chunky? Smooth
Apples or oranges? Apples
The Simpsons or Futurama? The Simpsons
Powerball or Mega Millions? Powerball
Samantha Stevens or Jeannie? ?
Jethro Bodine or Geoffrey Bodine? Geoffrey
Monty Python, Saturday Night Live, Fridays or Mad TV? Saturday Night Live
Ketchup/catsup:  red, green or purple? Red (I gag at green)

Mountaineers or Thundering Herd? Neither, I'm a Butler fan.
Coke, Pepsi or RC? 1) Pepsi 2)RC 3) Coke
Dr. Pepper or Mr. Pibb? I'm a Pepper
Dale Earnhardt Sr. or Dale Earnhardt Jr.? Senior
Richard Petty or Kyle Petty? Richard
Jeff Gordon or Tony Stewart? Gordon
Michael Jackson or Alan Jackson? Neither.
Garth Brooks or Alan Jackson? Neither.
Weird Al Yankovic or Cledus T. Judd? Weird Al. I've never heard a Cletus Judd parody.
Beavis & Butt-Head or South Park? B & B, but not to crazy about either one.
James Bond or Austin Powers? Oh, Behave!
Duran Duran or Spandau Ballet? DD
Nirvana or Pearl Jam? PJ
Peanut butter:  smooth or chunky? Chunky
Apples or oranges? Oranges.
The Simpsons or Futurama? The Simpsons, but see the B & B/SP question.
Powerball or Mega Millions? PB
Samantha Stevens or Jeannie? Jeannie
Jethro Bodine or Geoffrey Bodine? Jethro, but not the Dietrich Bader big screen version.
Monty Python, Saturday Night Live, Fridays or Mad TV? MP
Ketchup/catsup:  red, green or purple? Red, I'm a traditionalist.
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Mountaineers or Thundering Herd? Mountaineers
Coke, Pepsi or RC?  ~PEPSI~
Dr. Pepper or Mr. Pibb? Mr. Pibb
Dale Earnhardt Sr. or Dale Earnhardt Jr.? Not into racing...
Richard Petty or Kyle Petty? See above
Jeff Gordon or Tony Stewart? See above
Michael Jackson or Alan Jackson? See above, I mean I guess Michael (for his early 80's music)
Garth Brooks or Alan Jackson? Both equally
Weird Al Yankovic or Cledus T. Judd?  Weird Al
Beavis & Butt-Head or South Park?  Beavis & Butt-head ("yeah! yeah!.. That was cool.")
James Bond or Austin Powers? James Bond isn't my bag, baby.
Duran Duran or Spandau Ballet? Duran Duran
Nirvana or Pearl Jam? Nirvana
Peanut butter:  smooth or chunky?  Smooth
Apples or oranges? Oranges (esp. navel oranges)
The Simpsons or Futurama? "The Simpsons...."
Powerball or Mega Millions?  Powerball
Samantha Stevens or Jeannie?  Jeannie
Jethro Bodine or Geoffrey Bodine?  Jethro, the wannabe double-naught spy!
Monty Python, Saturday Night Live, Fridays or Mad TV? Monty Python
Ketchup/catsup:  red, green or purple? Red.  Green? Purple?  Just unnatural.  <takes his teeth out> "Why, back in my day red was all we had...and we had to flatten the tomatoes ourselves..."

Mountaineers or Thundering Herd? I don't unnastan' this question...
Coke, Pepsi or RC? Coke! It's the Real Thing!
Dr. Pepper or Mr. Pibb? Dr. Pepper
Dale Earnhardt Sr. or Dale Earnhardt Jr.? Jr.
Richard Petty or Kyle Petty? Richard
Jeff Gordon or Tony Stewart? Who?
Michael Jackson or Alan Jackson? Alan but not for his music...just because he's not a freakshow..
Garth Brooks or Alan Jackson? Garth because I've met his folks...
Weird Al Yankovic or Cledus T. Judd? Weird Al!!
Beavis & Butt-Head or South Park? South Park! Seriouslay!
James Bond or Austin Powers? Bond. James Bond. Although I really do enjoy the Austin Powers movies too...
Duran Duran or Spandau Ballet? D2!! No question!!
Nirvana or Pearl Jam? Pearl Jam
Peanut butter:  smooth or chunky? Smooooooth...
Apples or oranges? Apples
The Simpsons or Futurama? The Simpsons! D'oh!
Powerball or Mega Millions? We have 6/49
Samantha Stevens or Jeannie? I dream of Jeannie...
Jethro Bodine or Geoffrey Bodine? Who?
Monty Python, Saturday Night Live, Fridays or Mad TV? Tough...I love them all...but I gotta say my fave is Monty Python...I love silly...silly works...
Ketchup/catsup:  red, green or purple? Ketchup should be RED...

Mountaineers or Thundering Herd? No eye deer
Coke, Pepsi or RC? Pepsi, but coke isn't bad
Dr. Pepper or Mr. Pibb? the Dr.
Dale Earnhardt Sr. or Dale Earnhardt Jr.? Either
Richard Petty or Kyle Petty? Either
Jeff Gordon or Tony Stewart? Either
Michael Jackson or Alan Jackson? No eye deer
Garth Brooks or Alan Jackson? No eye deer
Weird Al Yankovic or Cledus T. Judd? Weird Al
Beavis & Butt-Head or South Park? Southpark is the lesser of two evils
James Bond or Austin Powers? Austin Powers
Duran Duran or Spandau Ballet? Duran Duran, I suppose
Nirvana or Pearl Jam? Pearl Jam
Peanut butter:  smooth or chunky? Depends on what you spread it on
Apples or oranges? Both
The Simpsons or Futurama? The Simpsons
Powerball or Mega Millions? Neither
Samantha Stevens or Jeannie? Either
Jethro Bodine or Geoffrey Bodine? No eye deer
Monty Python, Saturday Night Live, Fridays or Mad TV? Monty Python
Ketchup/catsup:  red, green or purple? Red ketchup

Mountaineers or Thundering Herd?  This must be a sports thing, right?  I don't get it.
Coke, Pepsi or RC?  Diet Coke
Dr. Pepper or Mr. Pibb?  Dr. Pepper
Dale Earnhardt Sr. or Dale Earnhardt Jr.?  I don't know either of these gentlemen well enough to decide.
Richard Petty or Kyle Petty?  ??
Jeff Gordon or Tony Stewart?  ??
Michael Jackson or Alan Jackson?  One of the very rare occasions when I prefer blonde hair to dark hair - Alan all the way!
Garth Brooks or Alan Jackson?  Again, I have to go with Alan
Weird Al Yankovic or Cledus T. Judd?  Weird Al
Beavis & Butt-Head or South Park?  South Park
James Bond or Austin Powers?  I like Austin Powers (not just 'cuz Mike Myers in Canadian, either  :)
Duran Duran or Spandau Ballet?  D2 of course
Nirvana or Pearl Jam?  Pearl Jam
Peanut butter:  smooth or chunky?  Smooth
Apples or oranges?  Peaches
The Simpsons or Futurama?  The Simpsons
Powerball or Mega Millions?  Umm, how 'bout 6-49?
Samantha Stevens or Jeannie?  Samantha Stevens - I always wished I could wiggle my nose like her
Jethro Bodine or Geoffrey Bodine?  Jethro
Monty Python, Saturday Night Live, Fridays or Mad TV?  I'm an SNL fan
Ketchup/catsup:  red, green or purple?  None - I don't use ketchup

Coke, Pepsi or RC?
Pepsi.
Dr. Pepper or Mr. Pibb?
Dr. Pepper
Michael Jackson or Alan Jackson?
MJ
Weird Al Yankovic or Cledus T. Judd?
Wierd Al
Beavis & Butt-Head or South Park?
South Park - Cartman was hilarious!
James Bond or Austin Powers?
Austin Powers - groovy baby :)
Duran Duran or Spandau Ballet?
Duran Duran.
Nirvana or Pearl Jam?
Nirvana.
Peanut butter:  smooth or chunky?
Smooth
Apples or oranges?
Apples - regardless if it's rhetorical or not, I hate eating oranges! :)
The Simpsons or Futurama?
The Simpsons.
Samantha Stevens or Jeannie?
Jeannie.
Monty Python, Saturday Night Live, Fridays or Mad TV?
Monty  'Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition' Python:D
Ketchup/catsup:  red, green or purple?
Where did green/purple ketchup appear from?  I wanna see some!

Mountaineers or Thundering Herd? Huh?
Coke, Pepsi or RC? Coke
Dr. Pepper or Mr. Pibb? Mr. Pibb
Dale Earnhardt Sr. or Dale Earnhardt Jr.? Dale Earnhardt Sr. Richard Petty or Kyle Petty? Richard Petty
Jeff Gordon or Tony Stewart? Jeff Gordon
Michael Jackson or Alan Jackson? Alan Jackson
Garth Brooks or Alan Jackson? Garth Brooks
Weird Al Yankovic or Cledus T. Judd? Weird Al Yankovic
Beavis & Butt-Head or South Park? Beavis & Butt-Head
James Bond or Austin Powers? Austin. I hate James Bond!Duran Duran or Spandau Ballet? Duran Duran
Nirvana or Pearl Jam? Nirvana
Peanut butter:  smooth or chunky? Chunky
Apples or oranges? Apples
The Simpsons or Futurama? The Simpsons
Powerball or Mega Millions? Neither
Samantha Stevens or Jeannie? Jeannie
Jethro Bodine or Geoffrey Bodine? Jethro
Monty Python, Saturday Night Live, Fridays or Mad TV? Monty Python
Ketchup/catsup:  red, green or purple? Green!

Mountaineers or Thundering Herd? ???
Coke, Pepsi or RC? 1. RC 2. Coke What was the third choice? ::)
Dr. Pepper or Mr. Pibb? Pepper
Richard Petty or Kyle Petty? How about Tom Petty?
Jeff Gordon or Tony Stewart? ???
Beavis & Butt-Head or South Park? Depends on how many brain cells I wanna kill.... :-/
James Bond or Austin Powers? James Bond
Duran Duran or Spandau Ballet? Duran Duran.
Nirvana or Pearl Jam?
Peanut butter:  smooth or chunky? Chunky.
Apples or oranges? plums
The Simpsons or Futurama? Futurama
Powerball or Mega Millions? Neither
Samantha Stevens or Jeannie? Jeannie.
Jethro Bodine or Geoffrey Bodine? Don't know the second, so I'd have to say Jethro....
Monty Python, Saturday Night Live, Fridays or Mad TV? Monty Python! :D
Ketchup/catsup:  red, green or purple? All ketchup should be banned... :P

Mountaineers or Thundering Herd?
Or a thundering herd of Mountaineers ?
Coke, Pepsi or RC?
Coke, then RC if I were dying in the desert, Pepsi if I needed to de-grease my engine
Dr. Pepper or Mr. Pibb?
Dunno what Mr Pibb is, but it's gotta be better than the Dr.

"I'll have a Dr Pepper and a Diablo sandwich, and make it quick, I'm in a goddamn hurry" (Jackie Gleason - Sherriff Beaufort T Justice - Smokey and the Bandit)

Dale Earnhardt Sr. or Dale Earnhardt Jr.?

Richard Petty or Kyle Petty?

Jeff Gordon or Tony Stewart?

Michael Jackson or Alan Jackson?

I've heard of all the above, C'Don, but don't have an opinion - I do remember Bobby and Donny Allsion driving around in the 'Coke Machines'
Garth Brooks or Alan Jackson?
Never heard of Alan Jackson, but he's gotta be better than Garth Brooks
Weird Al Yankovic or Cledus T. Judd?
Wierd Al !
Beavis & Butt-Head or South Park?
South Park
James Bond or Austin Powers?
Both ended up silly, only one was supposed to be
Duran Duran or Spandau Ballet?
DD - Spandau were incredibly full of their own importance
Nirvana or Pearl Jam?
Don't like either
Peanut butter:  smooth or chunky?
Smoothy
Apples or oranges?
Apples
The Simpsons or Futurama?
Futurama - only by virtue I can still watch it and occasionally see one I haven't seen before
Powerball or Mega Millions?
Power
Samantha Stevens or Jeannie?
Who ?
Jethro Bodine or Geoffrey Bodine?
Who Who ?
Monty Python, Saturday Night Live, Fridays or Mad TV?
Python by a country mile
Ketchup/catsup:  red, green or purple?
How can Tomato Sauce be anything but red ?

Mountaineers or Thundering Herd?   ???
Coke, Pepsi or RC?  Coke - RC is pretty darn last
Dr. Pepper or Mr. Pibb?  YUCCCHH all-around :P
Dale Earnhardt Sr. or Dale Earnhardt Jr.?  Sr
Richard Petty or Kyle Petty?  Richard
Jeff Gordon or Tony Stewart?  I guess Gordon
Michael Jackson or Alan Jackson?  Alan   :o  Wowie!  altho' I liked Michael alot when he was younger and before all the scandals hit
Garth Brooks or Alan Jackson?  Alan Wowie!    :o
Weird Al Yankovic or Cledus T. Judd?  don't know Cledus?
Beavis & Butt-Head or South Park?  NEITHER!
James Bond or Austin Powers?  James, but that's not saying much
Duran Duran or Spandau Ballet?  Duran Duran.
Nirvana or Pearl Jam?  Neither
Peanut butter:  smooth or chunky?  smooth
Apples or oranges?  It's a rhetorical question, folks.  LOL  But I can answer - Oranges in general, Apples if its STAYMAN WINESAP baby!
The Simpsons or Futurama?  Neither
Powerball or Mega Millions?  Powerball since I once lived in a PB state
Samantha Stevens or Jeannie?  who?
Jethro Bodine or Geoffrey Bodine?  who?   ???
Monty Python, Saturday Night Live, Fridays or Mad TV?  Mad TV can be half-way decent
Ketchup/catsup:  just stick to RED not quacamole!   :P