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Subject: Even more funny stuff!
Well, if Rock&RollFan can do it, I can do it too…
Found this on the Web. Hope you like it.
Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is a boxing ring square?
Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the third hand on the watch called second hand?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?
Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
Subject: Re: Even more funny stuff!
Those are great. I especially like reading the ones I've never even seen before.. so many quotes like these have been around the net so many times, at humor sites, e-Mail forwards, etc. But most of these in this list are new to me.
Thanks. :):):)
Subject: Re: Even more funny stuff!
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Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
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actually I can answer that one..not to ruin the post..but we do it so our eyes will open bigger to grab all the lashes...we do wanna look good for our men after all!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)
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I am reading a book called Imponderables.. it's really good.. it tells why Wendy's hamburgers are square, where they get the awful ice skating music, etc. And the mascara question is in it! But, the answer is like, 4 pages long.. I'm not going to type it out....
Subject: Re: Even more funny stuff!
I love these. I find most of mine on http://www.forwardgarden.com - the one-stopper for absolutely anything to forward to your friends - it used to be one of my favourite websites. Some of the material, I'll grant, is a bit unsuitable, but so long as you keep the filter (top right) down to a suitable rating...
Subject: Re: Even more funny stuff!
Awesome site Bobo! Thank you!!!
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No problem, Lebiew, it is a great site. What's the default rating nowadays?
Subject: Re: Even more funny stuff!
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Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?
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Because it's black! The pilot might have a bit of a hard time seeing out ;-)
Phil
Subject: Re: Even more funny stuff!
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Because it's black! The pilot might have a bit of a hard time seeing out ;-)
Phil
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actually....philbo..the little black box...atleast here...is orange..and yes while it might make for a problem seeing...it would be better!!! ;)
Subject: Re: Even more funny stuff!
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actually....philbo..the little black box...atleast here...is orange..and yes while it might make for a problem seeing...it would be better!!! ;)
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;-) ... ok, so why don't we tag it on the list of funny stuff:
Why is the black box not black?
Phil
Subject: Re: Even more funny stuff!
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;-) ... ok, so why don't we tag it on the list of funny stuff:
Why is the black box not black?
Phil
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Go for it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)