Hard Drive - Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer.

Keyboard - Place to hang your truck keys.

Window - Place in the truck to hang your guns.

Floppy - When you run out of Polygrip.

Modem - How you got rid of your dandelions.

ROM - Delicious when you mix it with coca cola.

Byte - First word in a kiss-off phrase.

Reboot - What you do when the first pair gets covered with barnyard stuff.

Network - Activity meant to provide bait for your trot line.

Mouse - Fuzzy, soft thing you stuff in your beer bottle in order to get a free case.

LAN - To borrow, as in, "Hey Delbert! LAN me yore truck."

Cursor - What some guys do when they are mad at their wife and/or girlfriend.

bit - A wager as in, "I bit you can't spit that watermelon seed across the porch longways."

digital control - What yore fingers do on the TV remote.

packet - What you do to a suitcase or Wal-Mart bag before a trip.


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Those are great, Cricket.  Thanks for the laugh. ;D

Too funny cricket!!!  :P :D

LOL!!   ;D When did you meet my cousin Delbert?  :P  ;D  

World wide web - one f**k of a big spider

C - salty water

BASIC - What you get in the bay if the C's too rough

Nibble - half a byte Hold on, that one's right - Ed

LCD - Sandra Dee's little sister, Elsie.

GPF - The jeep's f****d

;-)

Phil

Yous fergot "Log on" -- Put more wood on

AND:

"Log off" -- don't add no mo' wood

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