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Subject: I just read this and thought it was funny
Written By: Screwball54 on 07/12/02 at 10:23 p.m.
Cobble Cable.
We're really going to miss the Taliban, but nothing like the folks in Afghanistan will. We've just learned that, in a last ditch effort to appease the local population, Mullah Omar and company had planned to offer tv shows
after all. Here's a sample of what they were planning for Kabul cable:
Monday nights: No Law and Disorder...Mad about Everything...Osama in the Middle...the Brian Benben bin Laden show...and Allah McBeal.
Tuesday prime time: Wheel of Torture...Who wants to be a Terrorist?...Children are forbidden from saying the darndest
things...Afghanistan's wackiest public execution bloopers...and Buffy, the
yankee imperialist dog slayer.
Wednesday evenings, Kabul cable would have featured Dharma & Mohammed...That
Taliban Show...Just shoot everyone ...Survivor Afghanistan...and Veilwatch.
Thursday nights: Touched by an Infidel...My 2 Baghdads...Diagnosis--Heresy...The Mullah of Queens...and Veronica's closet full of long, black, shapeless dresses.
Friday nights: Judge Laden...Afghanistan's funniest surveillance tapes...what law and order-plenty of victims unit...Ahmed's creek...and No-witness news.
Sunday prime time (sorry, Saturdays would still have been dark): That 1370's show...East Wing...The Osama Factor...Tribal Feud...and Whose lynching is it,
anyway?
Oh, this late program note: Plans were cancelled for airing The Weakest Link, since, it turned out, EVERYONE was.
Jim Bohannon
Westwood One Radio
Subject: Re: I just read this and thought it was funny
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 07/12/02 at 10:30 p.m.
I especially like That 1370's show, Screwball.
FB ;D
Subject: Re: I just read this and thought it was funny
Written By: Davester on 07/12/02 at 11:54 p.m.
Heheh! That is funny! ;D