Quoting:
My pet fish has a paraffin(s).



alphabetize
End Quote

Quoting:
People who don't know the alphabet find it hard to alphabetize.
morel

End Quote

FussBudgetVanPelt's name only contains one L.

It needs Morels.


Cheapskate

Quoting:


FussBudgetVanPelt's name only contains one L.

It needs Morels.


Cheapskate
End Quote

Quoting:
I just want some ensics, just once..... :(

Oh....forensic.....sigh.... :-[pastoraleEnd Quote

Spaghetti is nice but Pastorale make you fat.

Pantheon

Quoting:

Spaghetti is nice but Pastorale make you fat.

Pantheon
End Quote

I put a clean pair of pantheon thith morning

Arsenic

Quoting:

I put a clean pair of pantheon thith morning

Arsenic
End Quote

I got really carried away shaving and ended up with some arsenic... >:(


flabbergast

Quoting:
I got really carried away shaving and ended up with some arsenic... >:(

flabbergast
End Quote

Flabbergast the brown was a friend of Philbo Baggins  ;D

Remedial

Quoting:

Flabbergast the brown was a friend of Philbo Baggins  ;D

Remedial
End Quote

(I think you might find that Philbo Baggins never actually met Flabbergast the Brown, but they had a mutual acquaintance in Fladnag the Grey)

on-topic: When I was told how to call the police, I wrote down Re Me Dial 999

floccination

Quoting:
(I think you might find that Philbo Baggins never actually met Flabbergast the Brown, but they had a mutual acquaintance in Fladnag the Grey)
End Quote

Oh you purist  ;D ;D ;D

Quoting:
floccination
End Quote

And what exactly does this mean?
No dictionary I could find has heard of the word!
Did you mean 'flocculation'? of did you just make it up ;D

Quoting:

Oh you purist  ;D ;D ;D

And what exactly does this mean?
No dictionary I could find has heard of the word!
Did you mean 'flocculation'? of did you just make it up ;D
End Quote

No, it means bits coming and sticking together (similar to agglutination), from the latin floccus/flocci meaning tuft of wool - a word first garnered from Heinlein (I think it was "Time Enough for Love", though it might have been "Number of the beast"), in his explanation of the word "Floccinaucinihilipilification" (which I thought might be going a bit too far to include here)... <fx: goes to dictionary.com> come to think of it, that's pretty much the meaning of flocculation, so maybe I've been using the wrong word all these years.  I'll have to check next time I'm at my parents (they've got the complete OED, so I'll know if it's right or not!)

Hangs head in shame, and sneaks off, hoping nobody will notice...

Phil

Quoting:

No, it means bits coming and sticking together (similar to agglutination), from the latin floccus/flocci meaning tuft of wool - a word first garnered from Heinlein (I think it was "Time Enough for Love", though it might have been "Number of the beast"), in his explanation of the word "Floccinaucinihilipilification" (which I thought might be going a bit too far to include here)... <fx: goes to dictionary.com> come to think of it, that's pretty much the meaning of flocculation, so maybe I've been using the wrong word all these years.  I'll have to check next time I'm at my parents (they've got the complete OED, so I'll know if it's right or not!)

Hangs head in shame, and sneaks off, hoping nobody will notice...

Phil
End Quote

Quoting:
Floccination is an important step in oral hygiene.
Or, I heard that the band A Floccination of Seagulls is making a comeback.
putrification

End Quote

The ritual putrification ceremony went horribly wrong....

jerkin

Quoting:
The ritual putrification ceremony went horribly wrong....

jerkin
End Quote

The last election put a jerkin the white house (Sorry Republicans ;D)

Genuflect

Quoting:

The last election put a jerkin the white house (Sorry Republicans ;D)

Genuflect
End Quote

Quoting:
I cannot genuflect my muscles.
emaciated

End Quote

Taoist will be quite emaciated after that year in the dungeon on the bread-and-water diet he will be sentenced to for Bush-bashing! :D

mossy

Quoting:


Taoist will be quite emaciated after that year in the dungeon on the bread-and-water diet he will be sentenced to for Bush-bashing! :D

mossy
End Quote

Quoting:
My sister named one of her dogs Mossy (Mas).
neophyte

End Quote

Was he green?

The competition between the two neon light manufacturers turned into a very ugly neophyte.

rhizoidal

Quoting:


Was he green?

The competition between the two neon light manufacturers turned into a very ugly neophyte.

rhizoidal
End Quote

It's a little known fact that Paul Simon's original lyrics were :

I can call you Betty
And Betty when you call me
You can call Rhi-Zoid-Al

::)

Callithumpian

Quoting:


It's a little known fact that Paul Simon's original lyrics were :

I can call you Betty
And Betty when you call me
You can call Rhi-Zoid-Al

::)

Callithumpian
End Quote

Due to the abundance of seismic activity in California, all new structures are required to meet callithumpian standards.

pedantic

Quoting:


Due to the abundance of seismic activity in California, all new structures are required to meet callithumpian standards.

pedantic
End Quote

A new game for those with foot fetishes : 'Ped-Antics'

Guaranteed minutes of fun the whole family....


Ritenuto

Quoting:
I could call for an end to this ritenudo, but I won't.

antidisestablishmentarianism
End Quote

Quoting:
Antidisestablishmentarianism is a very long word. Limit you vocabulary, please.
acouterment

End Quote

I couldn't afford an apartment, so I had to live in an acouterment


Windcheater

Quoting:


I couldn't afford an apartment, so I had to live in an acouterment


Windcheater
End Quote

Quoting:
Chuck Yeager is a famous windcheater.
taciturn

End Quote

The New Zealand astronaut announced that he was headin 'ta citurn'


Quarternary

Quoting:


The New Zealand astronaut announced that he was headin 'ta citurn'


Quarternary
End Quote

Quoting:
Langdon Hughes' central american cousin, Langistinos....


Pikestaff
End Quote

Quoting:
The thought of K-Mart closing its doors was terrifying to the Pendleton Pikestaff. (Pendleton Pike being a street in Indianapolis where a K-Mart is located)
retsin

End Quote

There was retsin in them thar hills, for certsin...

bypass

Quoting:
There was retsin in them thar hills, for certsin...

bypass
End Quote

Bypassing the patrol car on the right, I earned a citation.

Semantic

Quoting:

Bypassing the patrol car on the right, I earned a citation.

Semantic
End Quote

Introducing the human clock : Se Man Tic


Papoose

Quoting:
Introducing the human clock : Se Man Tic

Papoose
End Quote

There's a papoose, loose, aboot this hoose!

Carbuncle

Quoting:
I stuck as to where to go on my vacation. Can anyone give me a hinterland?
fjord
End Quote

I've always preferred Mopars to Fjords....

hamlet

Quoting:


I've always preferred Mopars to Fjords....

hamlet
End Quote

Quoting:
A small ham is called a hamlet. (Sorry Shakespeare fans.)
conundrum

End Quote

Conun the Rhythmic Barbarian always carried his trusty conundrum with him at all times...

fossorial

Quoting:


fossorial
End Quote

All the dinosaurs look quite fossorial.


jackanapes

Quoting:


All the dinosaurs look quite fossorial.


jackanapes
End Quote

Quoting:
William Tong called John Ashcroft a big jackanapes.
harridan

End Quote

William Tong's still at it, eh? That's the reason I never go to the parodies... :(

The new mother named her Siamese twin boys HarriDan.

sedimentary

Quoting:


William Tong's still at it, eh? That's the reason I never go to the parodies... :(

The new mother named her Siamese twin boys HarriDan.

sedimentary
End Quote

Quoting:
I had some coffee, but it was too sedimentary.
oonagi
End Quote

The Oonagi tribe of central New Guinea adapted the use of sedimentary coffee in their putrification rituals....

igneous

Quoting:


The Oonagi tribe of central New Guinea adapted the use of sedimentary coffee in their putrification rituals....

igneous
End Quote

Quoting:
You could say that Mr. Pop who sang "Real Wild Child" played ig-neous rock.
angioplasty

End Quote

I used to love Play-Doh and Silly-Putty, but the new Angio-Plasty is even better...

pokeweed

Quoting:


I used to love Play-Doh and Silly-Putty, but the new Angio-Plasty is even better...

pokeweed
End Quote

Quoting:
Thundervamp 9 should stop showing his pokeweed.
digititis

End Quote

Having extra fingers would be known as digititis.

lollygag

Quoting:
I lollygagged on the giant gobstopper and had to go to casualty.

Rusticate
End Quote

Quoting:
Yeah, thanks this Howard !...... :)


A Blanchard who is interested in nature : Forni Cate (Whew  :P) !


Paddymelon
End Quote

And I just got done asking J.C. if he was gonna take that one! ;D

Quoting:


And I just got done asking J.C. if he was gonna take that one! ;D
End Quote

Quoting:
Due to the rice shortage, the Chinese farmers worked in paddymelons.
scofflaw

End Quote

Scofflaw : Technical term for laws that bestow far more rights on the perpetrator than the victim

Or, perhaps on a lighter note :

Scofflaw : Eat too much and you'll only have bread and water to eat in future


Nonplus

Quoting:

Scofflaw : Technical term for laws that bestow far more rights on the perpetrator than the victim

Or, perhaps on a lighter note :

Scofflaw : Eat too much and you'll only have bread and water to eat in future


Nonplus
End Quote

Quoting:
I thought when I divorced my wife, she'd want acrimony.  No, wait, that's alimony…

antimony
End Quote

Quoting:
I don't know anyone who's antimony.
sphincter

End Quote

My ex hubby has turned out to be a very big sphincter (think about it!!)


indisposition

Quoting:
Fussy will be sent to dentition for being smarter than I am!!!


austral
End Quote

Quoting:
Fussy is an austral-ian.
panhellic

End Quote

Panhellic : The state cricket's ex would be in if she belted him with the Skillet


Incumbent

Quoting:


Panhellic : The state cricket's ex would be in if she belted him with the Skillet


Incumbent
End Quote

FB ;)

The incumbent would never stand a chance against the President

deliquesce

Quoting:



FB ;)

The incumbent would never stand a chance against the President

deliquesce
End Quote

You're welcome cricket

Deliquesce : To ask a food shop a question in Spanish

(That was hard)


Scansorial

Quoting:
I was unhappy with my first munerating effort so I decided to remunerate... ::)


Rotogravure
End Quote

Quoting:

jettisoned

End Quote

I used to watch the Jettisoneds when I was a kid.

sialadenitis

Quoting:


I used to watch the Jettisoneds when I was a kid.

sialadenitis



End Quote

Quoting:


alabaster
End Quote

I think on Married With Children, Marcy used to want to call alabaster.


malversation

edited because the game works better if you add a new word.

Quoting:
The friendly talk with Yasser Arafat turned into an ugly malversation.
cervical
End Quote

The shop assistant decided she'd better stop talking and cervical before ical got upset and asked to see the Manager


Protuberance

Quoting:


The shop assistant decided she'd better stop talking and cervical before ical got upset and asked to see the Manager


Protuberance
End Quote

Quoting:
Thundervamp 9's girlfriend was offended by his protuberance.
expungigate

End Quote

Since I no longer need a gate at my house, I will have to expungigate.

treacle

Quoting:


Since I no longer need a gate at my house, I will have to expungigate.

treacle
End Quote

Quoting:
Popcorn, candy apples, treacle!
Gehenna

End Quote

Anne Heg just loved spelling her name backwards...

participle

Quoting:
So what if this sentence has a dangling participle?  Big deal!

predicate
End Quote

Quoting:
I predicate that the world is going to Gehenna in a handbasket.
slewfoot

End Quote

The three-toed, giant, man-eating slewfoot was spotted again last week by three hikers in Oregon. Or at least that is what the hurriedly written note said that they left....

confluence

Quoting:


confluence
End Quote

Mrs. Harper didn't want her son hanging out with the older boy next door because she thought he would be a bad confluence.

schadenfreude

Quoting:


Mrs. Harper didn't want her son hanging out with the older boy next door because she thought he would be a bad confluence.

schadenfreude


End Quote

Quoting:

sanitarium

End Quote

It isn't very sanitarium to eat things off the floor.


pusillanimous

Quoting:


It isn't very sanitarium to eat things off the floor.


pusillanimous




End Quote

Quoting:

cantankerous


End Quote

Cantankerous: the lesser known cousin of the rhinoceros.


dolorous

Quoting:



Cantankerous: the lesser known cousin of the rhinoceros.


dolorous
End Quote

With the increase in inflation, the economy will not nickle and dime us to death, but will dolorous to death....

niche

Quoting:


With the increase in inflation, the economy will not nickle and dime us to death, but will dolorous to death....

niche
End Quote

He may seem harmless, but whatever you do don't hassle The Niche

falafel

Quoting:


He may seem harmless, but whatever you do don't hassle The Niche

falafel

End Quote

Deck the halls with boughs of holly -- fala la la la falafel a.

dyspeptic

Quoting:


Deck the halls with boughs of holly -- fala la la la falafel a.

dyspeptic
End Quote

Dys peptic ulcer has me in severe pain....


Concatenate

Quoting:


Dys peptic ulcer has me in severe pain....


Concatenate
End Quote

Eight people in a hot tub could be in danger of concatenating...

squiffle

Quoting:


Eight people in a hot tub could be in danger of concatenating...

squiffle
End Quote

Eight people in a hot tub could be in danger of squiffling...


Potsherd

Quoting:


Eight people in a hot tub could be in danger of squiffling...


Potsherd

End Quote

Quoting:
Let's look on the bright side, at least we won't be in jail for potsherd.
demigod


End Quote

Clarinda's date quite obviously thought he was God, but by the end of the evening, Clarinda was convinced he was only a demigod...

suede

Quoting:


Clarinda's date quite obviously thought he was God, but by the end of the evening, Clarinda was convinced he was only a demigod...

suede
End Quote

Quoting:
"Don't step on my brown suede shoes" were Elvis' final words.
omnipresent


End Quote

He really wanted a ferraripresent for his birthday, but he only got an omnipresent instead...

terrapin

Quoting:


He really wanted a ferraripresent for his birthday, but he only got an omnipresent instead...

terrapin
End Quote

Quoting:
I had broasted chicken this afternoon. ;D

fellatio

 -howard-
End Quote

Quoting:
I'm wishin our transmission didn't suffer attrition from too much switchin.

sesquipedalian
End Quote

Quoting:
I'm wishin our transmission didn't suffer attrition from too much switchin.

sesquipedalian
End Quote

Clarinda changed her mind, however, and decided her date truly was God, when she discovered one of his sequipedalian attributes...

tumescent

Quoting:
Someone placed a flower on the grave, and from the tumescent rose…

flagellation
End Quote

Quoting:
The 4th turned out to be nothing more than a big flagellation.
prophylactic

End Quote

Clarinda's date could not utilize a prophylactic, due to the sesquipedalian nature of his attributes...

ephemeral

Quoting:


Clarinda's date could not utilize a prophylactic, due to the sesquipedalian nature of his attributes...

ephemeral
End Quote

Quoting:
This Clarinda chick is one interesting bird.
The vandals spray painted over the ephemeral.
eradicate

End Quote

Since Cate was quite slow getting ready to go out to dinner, her En Zedder husband had to ask several times: 'e radi Cate?

urbane

Quoting:


Since Cate was quite slow getting ready to go out to dinner, her En Zedder husband had to ask several times: 'e radi Cate?

urbane
End Quote

Quoting:
William Tong called George W. Bush an Urbane Cowboy.
phosphates

End Quote

William Tong should go soak his head in phosphates. Can't we keep him out of this thread... ??? ::)

schmecken

Quoting:


William Tong should go soak his head in phosphates. Can't we keep him out of this thread... ??? ::)

schmecken
End Quote

Quoting:
Okay but just one more: William Tong is a big schmecken (That's German for schmuck).
enunciate

End Quote

Actually it is German for "to taste."

Since I can-not e-ven con-tem-plate a use-ful way to put e-nun-ci-ate in a sen-tence, then I will have to just e-nun-ci-ate the en-tire sen-tence ver-y clear-ly...

collate

Quoting:


Actually it is German for "to taste."

Since I can-not e-ven con-tem-plate a use-ful way to put e-nun-ci-ate in a sen-tence, then I will have to just e-nun-ci-ate the en-tire sen-tence ver-y clear-ly...

collate
End Quote

Quoting:
I know it wasn't 'schmuck'; I did take German in high school. ;)
Our copiers cannot collate because the copier company didn't tell us how to do it.
nutrament

End Quote

Ach! Ich bin sehr glucklich, dieses zu horen!

The nutrament to replace the oltra, but it didn't work out that way!

femur

Quoting:


Ach! Ich bin sehr glucklich, dieses zu horen!

The nutrament to replace the oltra, but it didn't work out that way!

femur
End Quote

Quoting:
The mur differs from the femur by their private parts.
debutante

End Quote

Debutante lighter in de wrong hands was responsible for starting de fire...

oligocene

Quoting:


Debutante lighter in de wrong hands was responsible for starting de fire...

oligocene
End Quote

I particularly liked the part of the play in which Oliver departed, generally referred to as the "Olly go scene"

Platypus

Quoting:

I particularly liked the part of the play in which Oliver departed, generally referred to as the "Olly go scene"

Platypus
End Quote

Quoting:
My mug had a big wump on it

shiznit

-howard-
End Quote

Quoting:
At the dog park, the rangers had to clean up all the shiznit.
maladroit

End Quote

The maladroit, or right-going Zax, will often be found engaging in territorial conflict with the malagauche, or left-going Zax....

lycopod

Quoting:


The maladroit, or right-going Zax, will often be found engaging in territorial conflict with the malagauche, or left-going Zax....

lycopod
End Quote

Quoting:
I'm not a big pea fans, so I can't say I lycopod either.
lycanthrope

End Quote

The small Anglo-Danish village of Lycanthrope, nestled in the Lincolnshire countryside, was often plagued by mysterious disappearences of it's citizens

termagant

Quoting:


The small Anglo-Danish village of Lycanthrope, nestled in the Lincolnshire countryside, was often plagued by mysterious disappearences of it's citizens

termagant
End Quote

Quoting:
If I don't get to sleep, my job will be termagant-ed.
pyorrhea

End Quote

Mommy always said, "Eat too many pies and you'll end up with pyorrhea!"


mimic

Quoting:


Mommy always said, "Eat too many pies and you'll end up with pyorrhea!"


mimic
End Quote

Poison mimic can be easily identified by it red berries...

crustacean

Quoting:
A terrible industrial accident left the chinese gentleman a crustacean....

Ithyphallic
End Quote

"Ithyphallic thymbol" said Violet Elisabeth to William

Brouhaha

Quoting:
A brouhaha is a funny beer.

bombastic
End Quote

The B-52 dropped it payload on the wrong target because of the Bomba's tic


Splendiforous

Quoting:
The B-52 dropped it payload on the wrong target because of the Bomba's tic

Splendiforous
End Quote

The group 5 elements: Nitrogen, Phosphorus, Splendiforous, Arsenic

Understanding

Quoting:

The group 5 elements: Nitrogen, Phosphorus, Splendiforous, Arsenic

Understanding
End Quote

This one's easy Philbo

Understanding = Floor !


Stonehenge

Quoting:
This one's easy Philbo

Understanding = Floor !
End Quote

;-)

I was thinking along the lines of "understanding a ladder could lead to bad luck"

Quoting:
Stonehenge
End Quote

"I think she did for bullshit what Stonehenge did for rocks" - Charlie Sheen in Terminal Velocity

Terminal

Phil

Quoting:

;-)

I was thinking along the lines of "understanding a ladder could lead to bad luck"

"I think she did for bullshit what Stonehenge did for rocks" - Charlie Sheen in Terminal Velocity

Terminal

Phil
End Quote

Quoting:
Terminal Velocity featured James Gandolfini getting chopped up by a power fan. (Apologies to those that haven't seen the movie.)
unitards

End Quote

John's new set of unitards left him feeling half naked...

avuncular

Quoting:


John's new set of unitards left him feeling half naked...

avuncular
End Quote

Quoting:
A cooler with a bunch of 20 ounce sodas is avuncular.
unrelenting

End Quote

Relenting sounds like a lot more fun than unrelenting....

crestfallen

Quoting:
What did the old toothpaste say when it collapsed on the floor?  I'm crestfallen and I can't get up!

fluoride
End Quote

Quoting:
The earthquake in Chicago caused the mayor to take a flouride.
ignoramus

End Quote

There are so many moose wandering the streets of Canadian cities, that it is hard to ignoramus...

gargoyle

Quoting:
There are so many moose wandering the streets of Canadian cities, that it is hard to ignoramus...

gargoyle
End Quote

The book of etiquette states you should never gargoyle with your wine at the dinner table

Plankton

Quoting:

The book of etiquette states you should never gargoyle with your wine at the dinner table

Plankton
End Quote

The economy of the small northern Pennsylvania town of Plankton was heavily dependant on the timber industry....

vole

Quoting:



vole
End Quote

Some women use Oil of Vole on their skin to help keep it young looking.

licentious

Quoting:


Some women use Oil of Vole on their skin to help keep it young looking.

licentious

End Quote

The young boy was sent home from school as his hair was badly licentious....


Equalateral

Quoting:


The young boy was sent home from school as his hair was badly licentious....


Equalateral
End Quote

I have never travelled to the other side of the equalateral... :(

picayune

Quoting:




picayune
End Quote

Hey! If I don't picayune, you don't pick on me!!

badinage

Quoting:


badinage
End Quote

Hairspray is very badinage...she's doesn't even know how old the members of Duran Duran are! (j/k, Hairspray! ;) ;D)


translucent

Quoting:


Hairspray is very badinage...she's doesn't even know how old the members of Duran Duran are! (j/k, Hairspray! ;) ;D)


translucent
End Quote

I had to put a stop on the check I wrote to Lu for the transmission, because the translucent wasn't any good....

mitigating

Quoting:

I had to put a stop on the check I wrote to Lu for the transmission, because the translucent wasn't any good....

mitigating
End Quote

Quoting:
The All Star Game would have ended better if not for mit-a-gating circumstances.
transmogrifier

End Quote

Transmongrifier: noun. Machine in which you insert a poodle and a collie and get a Heinz-57....

flubber

Quoting:


Transmongrifier: noun. Machine in which you insert a poodle and a collie and get a Heinz-57....

flubber
End Quote

"Flobbadob flubberdob flubber" Said Bill to Ben one sunny morning

Dipstick

Quoting:

"Flobbadob flubberdob flubber" Said Bill to Ben one sunny morning

Dipstick
End Quote

In preparation for his big night out, the mechanic applied a liberal amount of dipstick


Membership

Quoting:
Unhappy with my attempts to rid the vermin from my kitchen, I redundant with more spray...

Proclamation
End Quote

Kylie and the Pope have teamed up: "Everybody's doing a brand new dance now/Come on, come on do the proclamation"

Funnel

Quoting:

Kylie and the Pope have teamed up: "Everybody's doing a brand new dance now/Come on, come on do the proclamation"

Funnel
End Quote

For a good time contact Fun nel


Panorama

Quoting:

For a good time contact Fun nel

Panorama
End Quote

Panor the barbarian felt safe wearing Panor armour

Bearings

Quoting:

Panor the barbarian felt safe wearing Panor armour

Bearings
End Quote

Nelly the bear got her ears pierced, so she could wear bearings....

triumverate

Quoting:


Nelly the bear got her ears pierced, so she could wear bearings....

triumverate
End Quote

A now extinct little-known three-headed backboned dinosaur - the Triumverate !


Optimise

Quoting:
Optimise=new perscription glasses

vaginosis
End Quote

Quoting:
Gwynneth kept rejecting men because she had vaginosis.
gnostic

End Quote

When velcro went by it's original name, gnostic, the manufacturers couldn't work out why it wasn't a big seller


Ballroom

Quoting:


When velcro went by it's original name, gnostic, the manufacturers couldn't work out why it wasn't a big seller


Ballroom
End Quote

Quoting:
My sister's guaduation celemonies took place in the Convention Center ballroom.
Or, do they call a brothel's bedroom the ballroom?
gratuitous

End Quote

Sam tipped the stripper. He was being graatuitous.



telephony

Quoting:


Sam tipped the stripper. He was beign graatuitous.



telephony
End Quote

Quoting:
Phoebe told Chandler on his cellular,"Don't be so telephony."
abomination

End Quote

Would a nation that has the A-bomb be an abomination?

calcify

Quoting:
I couldn't understand what he was telling me to do so I told him to calcify himself.


rectifiable
End Quote

My friend's old car was definitely rectifiable.


monstrosity

Quoting:


My friend's old car was definitely rectifiable.


monstrosity
End Quote

The drive-in theatre was showing a double feature: Monstrosity and Monstrocountry.

egress

Quoting:
Zella, Karen M. and myself are all Aries. If everyone was one, there would be a ramification.
viaduct
End Quote

(I didn't know Karen M. was one too! Wow, there are five of us now!)

Having carefully examined the prison's heating system, the prisoners attempted to escape viaduct.

floss

Quoting:



(I didn't know Karen M. was one too! Wow, there are five of us now!)

Having carefully examined the prison's heating system, the prisoners attempted to escape viaduct.

floss
End Quote

Quoting:
Floss should be used for teeth, not butts.
perspiration

End Quote

If there was a shortage of pers, how many perspiration should there be...?

quaalude

Quoting:


If there was a shortage of pers, how many perspiration should there be...?

quaalude
End Quote

Quoting:
Dan Quayle said "Wasting one's mind is a terrible thing". Was he taking quaaludes?
diodem

End Quote

Diodem 20 dollars, but I was broke and couldn't pay it back...

doily

Quoting:


Diodem 20 dollars, but I was broke and couldn't pay it back...

doily
End Quote

Quoting:
Hubris the little baby Jewish boy?  Why, the mohel, of course!

circumspect
End Quote

Quoting:
The extramarital affair was uncovered by a circumspect. (Gross!)
incendiary
End Quote

When Clarinda's diary caught on fire, it became an incendiary.

beschnitten

Quoting:


When Clarinda's diary caught on fire, it became an incendiary.

beschnitten
End Quote

Quoting:
Wicked Lester thinks Zella should beschnitten.(j/k)
paradoxal


End Quote

Hmmmm.... I thought it was in the "ladies...." thread where everyone was going to get beschnitten and worse.... ;D

The only thing better than one doxal is a paradoxal...

lemur

Quoting:


Hmmmm.... I thought it was in the "ladies...." thread where everyone was going to get beschnitten and worse.... ;D

The only thing better than one doxal is a paradoxal...

lemur
End Quote

I love the film "The Dirty Dozen" starring Lemur Vin

Extractor

(PS - the first four words I was going to put in had been used already: are we in danger of using up all the funny words in English?)

Quoting:

I love the film "The Dirty Dozen" starring Lemur Vin

Extractor
End Quote

An Extractor is what a tractor becomes after it is certified "Uneconomical to repair"

It becomes an 'Extractor' after it is taken to the Tractor Knackery !


Bandstand

Quoting:
"Hey..did you see me on American Bandstand last week?"

Solemnize
End Quote

In the film Deliverance, one of the locals was shot with a bow and arrow while trying to solemnize Bobby

Deliverance

Quoting:

In the film Deliverance, one of the locals was shot with a bow and arrow while trying to solemnize Bobby

Deliverance
End Quote

Or perhaps it could be said he was trying make a deliverance to Bobby...

Harbinger

Quoting:
In the film Deliverance, one of the locals was shot with a bow and arrow while trying to solemnize Bobby

Deliverance
End Quote

I went to collect a package from the myrmecologist, he wanted me to deliverance.

Mandolin

Quoting:

In the film Deliverance, one of the locals was shot with a bow and arrow while trying to solemnize Bobby

Deliverance
End Quote

"Deliverance from evil oh Lord"

truncate

Quoting:
I went to collect a package from the myrmecologist, he wanted me to deliverance.

Mandolin
End Quote

Quoting:
Or perhaps it could be said he was trying make a deliverance to Bobby...

Harbinger
End Quote

Quoting:
"Deliverance from evil oh Lord"

truncate
End Quote

Harbinger the Elephant was so hungry, her truncate my mandolin

triplet

Quoting:
tripsmom has a bad case of the 2 year old triplet(s)

banns
End Quote

Quoting:
It is truly a harbinger of misfortune when the truncate your mandolin....

fortify

End Quote

Quoting:
My coffee percolates.

devious

 -howard-
End Quote

We were supposed to be split into three groups at the convention, but no one made an attempt to devious up...

simonize

Quoting:
My coffee percolates.

devious

 -howard-
End Quote

Quoting:
Marcy Playground sang, "Who's that casting devious stares in my direction?"
redundant

End Quote

I said to the salesman at the Undant dealership, what price can you do for me on a Red Undant ?


Crackajack

Quoting:
I went to the store to buy some crackajack, but they were sold out and I bought Fiddle Faddle instead.

breadfruit
End Quote

I went to the store to buy some breadfruit, and while I was at it, I said gimme some butterfruit and cheesefruit too...


Cantankerous

Quoting:


We were supposed to be split into three groups at the convention, but no one made an attempt to devious up...

simonize
End Quote

Quoting:


I went to the store to buy some breadfruit, and while I was at it, I said gimme some butterfruit and cheesefruit too...


Cantankerous
End Quote

Quoting:
I cantankerous anymore.
scatological

End Quote

I refused to join the scatalogical society because they were full of **it...


Insinuation

Quoting:


I refused to join the scatalogical society because they were full of **it...


Insinuation
End Quote

Quoting:
If I had my druthers, hyperbole stop this game…

But I won't…

vicissitude
End Quote

So she was like, telling about some dude, like, ya know? So, like, do you think vicissitude she was like totally telling me about telling me about?

permutation

Quoting:


So she was like, telling about some dude, like, ya know? So, like, do you think vicissitude she was like totally telling me about telling me about?

permutation
End Quote

Quoting:
The Ogilvie she bought caused an ugly permutation.
casaba

End Quote

The new Ford Casaba, an alternative fuel car, runs entirely on strained melons...

kinkajou

Quoting:
kinkajou,I see you. ;D

tinkle
End Quote

"Tinkle Tinkle Little Star" just wasn't the same after the Ministry of Language Affairs banned all W's....

sludge

Quoting:


"Tinkle Tinkle Little Star" just wasn't the same after the Ministry of Language Affairs banned all W's....

sludge
End Quote

Quoting:
My, I could go for a hot sludge sundae right now.
compressor

End Quote

A cold compressor a hot sludge, quite a choice...

profuse

Quoting:
Anyone for the leagalization of fireworks is profuse....

mockery
End Quote

Kerry's mum didn't like it becuase everyone would mockery

Pneumatic

Quoting:
The farmer discovered tha the pneumatic was much sharper than the oldmatic....

congruent
End Quote

Quoting:
Anyone against gruent is congruent.
cuticle

End Quote

I've always loved icles, 'cus I've never seen a single icle that was not a cuticle.

nemesis

Quoting:


I've always loved icles, 'cus I've never seen a single icle that was not a cuticle.

nemesis
End Quote

Quoting:
The nemesis is Liz.
moribund

End Quote

Please pass the ibund. I would like some moribund, please.

catatonic

Quoting:


Please pass the ibund. I would like some moribund, please.

catatonic
End Quote

Quoting:
My cat drinks too much. He got drunk on catatonic.
alabaster

End Quote

A species of aster that grows only in the lab is known as alabaster...

sporran

Quoting:


A species of aster that grows only in the lab is known as alabaster...

sporran
End Quote

The Scots speak with such a strange accent "Och, it noo raining, it's sporran"

Baiting

Quoting:
Put Kiss, N'Sync, and Hole together and you got Kiss N'Sync-hole.
repercussions
End Quote

There are always repercussions when you get involved with a drummer...

tentacles

Quoting:
There are always repercussions when you get involved with a drummer...

tentacles
End Quote

The fullback thought he'd played really well with tentacles in one game.  (that was the clean version ;-))

hydraulic

Quoting:

The fullback thought he'd played really well with tentacles in one game.  (that was the clean version ;-))

hydraulic
End Quote

hydraulic -- There is nothing more dangerous than an alchoholic hydra...

plethora

Quoting:


hydraulic -- There is nothing more dangerous than an alchoholic hydra...

plethora
End Quote

Quoting:
"Plethora, what is a plethora?!"-Alfonso Arau from The Three Amigos.
menonite

End Quote

Mennonite is a much plainer form of dynomite...

erroneous

Quoting:


Mennonite is a much plainer form of dynomite...

erroneous
End Quote

"...Yes, I'd like to order a large uh sausage, pep erroneous ausage, mushrooms, uh...did I say sausage?...Hello?"

segue

Quoting:


"...Yes, I'd like to order a large uh sausage, pep erroneous ausage, mushrooms, uh...did I say sausage?...Hello?"

segue
End Quote

The stories in the Icelandic segues continue to fascinate historians...

glitch

Quoting:
I have a glitch on my leg and can't find it.

flubber

 -howard-
End Quote

A frenchman who is a land-lubber is a flubber...


Odontology

Quoting:


A frenchman who is a land-lubber is a flubber...


Odontology
End Quote

Quoting:
A hydroplane is an airplane that runs on water.

fuselage
End Quote

Quoting:
I don't take any more Metamucil because of its fuselage.
roughage

End Quote

My teenage years were a roughage...


Cradlecap

Quoting:


My teenage years were a roughage...


Cradlecap
End Quote

Quoting:

catastrophe

End Quote

You should always put a catastrophe in the correct place in a word.

elecution

Quoting:


You should always put a catastrophe in the correct place in a word.

elecution
End Quote

Quoting:
Al Gore is preparing for the 2004 elecution.
establishment.

End Quote

The government really dug in deep with it's new establishment claws...

arachnid

Quoting:


The government really dug in deep with it's new establishment claws...

arachnid
End Quote

Quoting:
Because Jim was out of marijuana, I gave jimsonweed.

parsnip
End Quote

Quoting:
The Amish teen got in hot water with the parsnip.
phlegmatic

End Quote

The actors cough got him  accused of being overly phlegmatic.

innocuous

Quoting:


The actors cough got him  accused of being overly phlegmatic.

innocuous
End Quote

Quoting:
He did not like getting shots. He thought they were innocuous.
vaccination

End Quote

Fuss thought he would travel to America on his vaccination... ::)

Humdinger

Quoting:


Fuss thought he would travel to America on his vaccination... ::)

Humdinger
End Quote

Quoting:
Becky bought a new dildo. She thought it was a humdinger.
(Apologies to anyone named Becky.)
caromed

End Quote

Ha !  Go Becky !  ;)

When Fuss travelled to America on his vaccination, the drove around aimlessly in a hot new rent-a-car - therefore he car romed...

Perspicacity

Quoting:


Ha !  Go Becky !  ;)

When Fuss travelled to America on his vaccination, the drove around aimlessly in a hot new rent-a-car - therefore he car romed...

Perspicacity
End Quote

Her new deodorant wasn't living up to it's expected perspicacity.

redolent

Quoting:


Her new deodorant wasn't living up to it's expected perspicacity.

redolent
End Quote

The Communist refused to brush his teeth with anything but "Redolent" (TM Registered)

Paperback

Quoting:


The Communist refused to brush his teeth with anything but "Redolent" (TM Registered)

Paperback
End Quote

The new paperback Mustang did not live up to it's sales projections...

tatting

Quoting:


The new paperback Mustang did not live up to it's sales projections...

tatting
End Quote

Tatting :  What LilBanasy did about what BigBanasy did, but what BigBanasy now won't do...

Bubblewrap

Quoting:


Tatting :  What LilBanasy did about what BigBanasy did, but what BigBanasy now won't do...

Bubblewrap
End Quote

Bubblewrap: What you get if you cross The Jackson Five with Snoop Doggie Dog.

increment

Quoting:


Bubblewrap: What you get if you cross The Jackson Five with Snoop Doggie Dog.

increment
End Quote

When the rain came bucketing down on the Chinaman's replica Fonzie jacket, it was a cse of Increment Leather....

FussBudget

Quoting:


When the rain came bucketing down on the Chinaman's replica Fonzie jacket, it was a cse of Increment Leather....

FussBudget
End Quote

When Ricky did not like what Lucy was spending, he made a fussbudget.

Manhandle

Quoting:

When Ricky did not like what Lucy was spending, he made a fussbudget.

Manhandle
End Quote

Quoting:
Without diet or exercise, I've gotten this huge manhandle.
persnickety

End Quote

Persnickety : What you would have if Ned Flanders committed a run-past bag snatching...


Proximity

Quoting:


Persnickety : What you would have if Ned Flanders committed a run-past bag snatching...


Proximity
End Quote

Quoting:
Proximity: What would happen if your proxy made an insulting remark.
glaucoma

End Quote

In English we use a comma, but in German they use a glaucoma...

venerable

Quoting:


In English we use a comma, but in German they use a glaucoma...

venerable
End Quote

Betty's brother in law's name was Venerable.
Veracity

Quoting:


In English we use a comma, but in German they use a glaucoma...

venerable
End Quote

Quoting:
When you're able to acquire vener, then you are venerable.
psoriasis

End Quote

When the Egypian's godess' eyes hurt, she was psoriasis.

Felicitated

Quoting:

When the Egypian's godess' eyes hurt, she was psoriasis.

Felicitated
End Quote

Quoting:
When Karrie Russell's series got cancelled, she was felicitated.
excema

End Quote

The King's favorite quote from the King and I was "exema, exema, exema."

Veracity

Quoting:
Vera City was felicitated because of their cat over-population problem...

maroon
End Quote

Cher won an acadamy award for her performance in Maroonstruck.
cavalier

Quoting:

Cher won an acadamy award for her performance in Maroonstruck.
cavalier
End Quote

Maurice Cavalier was a good actor....

nimrod

Quoting:


Maurice Cavalier was a good actor....

nimrod
End Quote

...As was Leonard Nimrod.

boisterous

Quoting:

...As was Leonard Nimrod.

boisterous
End Quote

The ratio of 20/10 boisterous was favorable for us....

quince

Quoting:


The ratio of 20/10 boisterous was favorable for us....

quince
End Quote

Arnold and Danny starred in the movie Quince.

canker

Quoting:
"Canker" is the third word in the series "anchor, banker, canker, danker…"  (Anybody know what the 23rd word in the series is?  And the 25th?  And if you put the 23rd and 25th words together? LOL…)

hellacious


End Quote

The Fire Eater described the taste of his act as Hellacious


Acramonious

Quoting:

The King's favorite quote from the King and I was "exema, exema, exema."

Veracity

End Quote

Quoting:


The Fire Eater described the taste of his act as Hellacious


Acramonious
End Quote

Quoting:
The students never studied past 10 PM. Therefore, they were acramonious.
gingivitis

End Quote

Gingivitus or "gin of life" is best when mixed with tonic...

skirret

Quoting:




skirret
End Quote

Little Timmy annoyed everyone no end, running around proclaiming "I know a skirret, I know a skirret"!!!


morituri

Quoting:


Little Timmy annoyed everyone no end, running around proclaiming "I know a skirret, I know a skirret"!!!


morituri
End Quote

The ituri is very good. Morituri, please!

Polymorph

Quoting:


The ituri is very good. Morituri, please!

Polymorph
End Quote

Quoting:
If a parrot changes into a bird with several shapes, he is a polymorph.
unctious

End Quote

aka unctuous? ;)

My aunt gets unctuous if she has to wait too long for her husband....

lucabrate

Quoting:


aka unctuous? ;)

My aunt gets unctuous if she has to wait too long for her husband....

lucabrate
End Quote

Quoting:
aka lubricate?  ;)
Luca brated her hair, but it was so dry she had to lubricate it.
epilogue

End Quote

trees use this to shave their bark-epilogue

savvy

-howard-

Quoting:


trees use this to shave their bark-epilogue

savvy

-howard-
End Quote

Quoting:
I applied the ointment, but all I got was savvy (salve-y).
cataclysm

End Quote

the two moggies on heat got in on in the moonlight by the trashcans and at the end of it all they had a mutual Cataclysm  :P


Contestant


(Edited as my previous word seems to have caused a thread-stall...sorry !)

Quoting:
aka lubricate?  ;)
End Quote

LOL! It really was lucabrate, but I knew you were gonna do that! :D

Quoting:


the two moggies in heat got it on in the moonlight by the trashcans and at the end of it all they had a mutual Cataclysm  :P


Contestant

(Edited as my previous word seems to have caused a thread-stall...sorry !)
End Quote

What was the previous word? Was it naughty? ;)

Knowing that virtual Madeline had a thing about anteaters, the contest-ant was afraid to check behind door number three......

threadstall

Quoting:


What was the previous word? Was it naughty? ;)

Knowing that virtual Madeline had a thing about anteaters, the contest-ant was afraid to check behind door number three......

threadstall

End Quote

Quoting:
The pony "Thread" was kept in a threadstall.
eclectic

End Quote

My eclectic toaster keeps popping out mysterious toast...

chimera