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Subject: HEY! IF YOU WERE A SUPERHERO...
What would your superhero name be - and your special powers be?
I'll post mine here when Mira and i have had a think about ours. ;D
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OK, ok - we've got one.
Me:
ECLIPTOR the Nightspinner!
Born on a day of a rare planetary line-up, my superpowers would be Nightvision, and the ability to conjure a full-scale Eclipse at will, befuddling my enemies by shrouding them in a blanket of darkness!
Mira:
ULTRA VIOLET the Sunsnarer!
Born in a violet solar system beyond our brightest star, her superpower would be the ability to harness and channel the blazing power of the sun - to give new life to the fallen innocents; and with a blinding flash to reduce her foes to a pile of smouldering cinders!
OK, your turn!...
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Since anything I say would be naughty and subject to deletion, I'll just refrain! :-X ;D
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Since anything I say would be naughty and subject to deletion, I'll just refrain! :-X ;D
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You say something naughty?? I don't think that I've ever heard you say anything naughty!! ;)
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You say something naughty?? I don't think that I've ever heard you say anything naughty!! ;)
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Hey, I'm a choirboy!!! http://www.ex-x.net/images/icons/angel.gif
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Hey, I'm a choirboy!!! http://www.ex-x.net/images/icons/angel.gif
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Nope!! ;) I'm not gonna let you get away with that!!!
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Nope!! ;) I'm not gonna let you get away with that!!!
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Well, I would be if I could sing!!! ;D
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Well, I would be if I could sing!!! ;D
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What do you mean if you could sing? ;D
Subject: Re: HEY! IF YOU WERE A SUPERHERO...
Good lord! LOOK! A thread full of responses that have nothing to do with the topic!
NICE GOING TEAM!
Does anyone want to add anything other than their comebacks?? ;)
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I already am Wonder Woman...besides my huge bazzombas in my Wonder Bra, I wonder what happened to my brain cells, I wonder as I wander.... :D
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I would be NAKEY MAN!
My super power would be super speed to better run down streets without getting caught by police, as well as to make it all over the country for special run-bys...
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Hope I'm special enough for a command performance!
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*** Warning - scatological humour ahead - wait 2 hours after eating before reading ***
I would be... Dog Turd Man! Travelling in the back of my Poochmobile, I would throw myself at the feet of escaping criminals, causing them to slow down to avoid treading on me, thus making them easy catches for the police!
*** Thank you for not vomiting ***
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*sigh* Im a bit sorry i asked...lol
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*** Warning - scatological humour ahead - wait 2 hours after eating before reading ***
I would be... Dog Turd Man! Travelling in the back of my Poochmobile, I would throw myself at the feet of escaping criminals, causing them to slow down to avoid treading on me, thus making them easy catches for the police!
*** Thank you for not vomiting ***
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LOL!! http://www.jordysworld.de/emoticons/lachen01.gif
Mine would be Rapture...my superpower would be, ecstasy. ;D
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Okay, okay... I would be called Wicked man, and I would have a super strong tongue. You know, so I could talk really fast! ;D :o ;)
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Okay, okay... I would be called Wicked man, and I would have a super strong tongue. You know, so I could talk really fast! ;D :o ;)
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Prove it, honey. ;)
I would be the Daginator...able to leap over idiot drivers doing 25 in the left lane of the freeway in a single bound.
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*** Warning - scatological humour ahead - wait 2 hours after eating before reading ***
I would be... Dog Turd Man! Travelling in the back of my Poochmobile, I would throw myself at the feet of escaping criminals, causing them to slow down to avoid treading on me, thus making them easy catches for the police!
*** Thank you for not vomiting ***
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Is that like the Ambiguously Gay Duo?? The Poopmobile, I mean! ;D
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Actually, in my late teens, I actually had a Superhero Name and Powers. *True Story, it really happened*.
I was Umbrella Woman. I beat the snot out of would-be muggers.
Four of us were going out to spend our very first paychecks from our after-school jobs by having dinner at a fancy restaurant. Some neighborhood kids came along and started whomping the tar out of the two guys that were with us, never suspecting the two girls. I started beating the leader about the head with my umbrella (it was a rainy night) and the other girl took note of their faces, and "borrowed" the wallet from one, to get a name.
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I would be... MIXMASTER MIDAS!!!
Able to make criminals and law-abiding citizens dance to infectious grooves at the drop of a turntable stylus...
http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/dance1.gif http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/dazzler1.gif http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/dance1.gif
"Omigosh! He's pulling out more than 12 inches!!
"Of course he is...he's
MIXMASTER MIDAS!!!
http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/sprite10.gif http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/DJsmile.gif
Subject: Re: HEY! IF YOU WERE A SUPERHERO...
If I could be a superhero, I would Justice Guy.
Making sure people get what they deserve,
Especially women who lie.
Like if a wife let her husband with three kids and no job
To run off to f-ing Hawaii with some doctor name Bob,
I would hurt them and drain them of blood til they die...
Especially Bob...
Then I would be Justice Guy.
Or I could be more subtle,
No I didn't mean to be vague.
She'd catch the mad cow disease
Let him die of the plague.
Just so long as they suffer for their terrible lie...
Especially Bob...
Then I would be Justice Guy.
(excerpt from "If I Could be a Superhero" by Stephen Lynch)
Kryllith
Subject: Re: HEY! IF YOU WERE A SUPERHERO...
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If I could be a superhero, I would Justice Guy.
Making sure people get what they deserve,
Especially women who lie.
Like if a wife let her husband with three kids and no job
To run off to f-ing Hawaii with some doctor name Bob,
I would hurt them and drain them of blood til they die...
Especially Bob...
Then I would be Justice Guy.
Or I could be more subtle,
No I didn't mean to be vague.
She'd catch the mad cow disease
Let him die of the plague.
Just so long as they suffer for their terrible lie...
Especially Bob...
Then I would be Justice Guy.
(excerpt from "If I Could be a Superhero" by Stephen Lynch)
Kryllith
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Not touching this one....not...touching...this...one!!!
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Is that like the Ambiguously Gay Duo?? The Poopmobile, I mean! ;D
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*POOCH*mobile, thank you! (Although...) I was actually thinking of something shaped like the Magic Roundabout's "Dougal" like they used in the "Goodies", or perhaps in "Dumb and Dumber".
I am unsure that the design for a "Poopmobile" would be allowed to be registered on the roads - waitaminnit! Superheroes don't need rego! LOL
Subject: Re: HEY! IF YOU WERE A SUPERHERO...
It's a bird
It's a plane
No...Its.....
JAMMIN MAN :D
The only power I would have is to make everything sound disco.
-howard- 8)
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Since I'm in my thirties now, I've noticed that I have some super powers in real life. I can remove hair from the top of my head and grow it in different places on my body. Especially the ears and back. I make it change colors, I call it blond, my wife calls it grey. I can plug up a shower in one day.
That is how I would catch criminals... I would case the place, wait til they leave, and shower in their bathroom. When they came home to clean up after a dirty day of crime, the shower would back up. When they got out to fix it, I'd catch them. Who is going to fight me buck naked? I could tangle them up in ear hair...
I really don't look like the troll portrayed in the above paragraphs. ::)
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LMAO!!! Yes, it would most definetly apply to both! ;D
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Hmmm.....
I'd be "The Invisible One". ;)
I'd be able to do all kinds of good deeds, save lives and kick bad dudes and dudettes butts and they wouldn't even know what hit 'em! ;D I'd also pest mean people by moving stuff around on them, opening doors they close and dropping things around them. They would wonder if they're going nuts. I would gain such pleasure because mean people suck and thus would deserve what they get. ;)
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Hairspray, let me know if you ever get this power. You know, so just in case I'm mean I can change my ways!! :D
Modified because my fingers don't always type the words my brain tells them to!
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Hairspray, let me know if you ever get this power. You kow, so just in case I'm mean I can change my ways!! :D
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;)
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Hmmm.....
I'd be "The Invisible One". ;)
I'd also pest people by moving stuff around on them, opening doors they close and dropping things around them. They would wonder if they're going nuts.
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That's you?? All this time I thought I was either being haunted, or I was really going nuts! Glad you clarified things.
Now get out of my house! ;)
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IIIIIIIII AM IRON MAN!
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That's you?? All this time I thought I was either being haunted, or I was really going nuts! Glad you clarified things.
Now get out of my house! ;)
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Now.... That's an impostor. See.... I know you're not mean. Therefore you don't suck (at least not in the sense to which I'm refering ;)). Thus, you'd be free from my wrath. ;D
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Why thank you for saying that I am not a meanie...glad you recognize that. However, if it isn't you, Ms. Spray, then I guess I am insane! Either that, or Casper has found a new place to reside! :D
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...Casper has found a new place to reside! :D
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Or maybe his uncles! :o
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Hairspray, let me know if you ever get this power. You know, so just in case I'm mean I can change my ways!! :D
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You, mean? Never.... ;D
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IIIIIIIII AM IRON MAN!
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Methinks we have a Black Sabbath fan on the loose. ;)
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Remember that Indiana cops have special equipment. ;)
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I would be NAKEY MAN!
My super power would be super speed to better run down streets without getting caught by police, as well as to make it all over the country for special run-bys...
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Anyhoo, I would be "Plastic Surgery Man". My powers would include reversing past cosmetic surgery faux pas of celebrities(like Michael Jackson's) and to make them grow old gracefully.
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Methinks we have a Black Sabbath fan on the loose. ;)
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That, or Goreripper has been appearing on the back of my 'Nutri-Grain' cereal packets and I haven't noticed.
(probably an Aussie joke only) Sorry.
FB ;)
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I clicked on a random page and found this...how convenient.
Now you can guess who I'd be ;)
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I clicked on a random page and found this...how convenient.
Now you can guess who I'd be ;)
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Spiderman!!!!! ;D ;) ;D ;D ;) Bwahahahahahha!!!!!
I'm joking, Rice. It's obvious you are meant to be the next Green Lantern of Sector 2814. :) 8)
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Spiderman!!!!! ;D ;) ;D ;D ;) Bwahahahahahha!!!!!
I'm joking, Rice. It's obvious you are meant to be the next Green Lantern of Sector 2814. :) 8)
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I'm not opposed to being Spider-Man...webslinging rules!
Subject: Re: HEY! IF YOU WERE A SUPERHERO...
I am SUPERGROUPIE!
Whenever a band is feeling low, whenever Alice Cooper is insisting on not giving any autographs, whenever I sense Brian May within a five-mile radius, you will hear my name...
Subject: Re: HEY! IF YOU WERE A SUPERHERO...
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If I could be a superhero, I would Justice Guy.
Making sure people get what they deserve,
Especially women who lie.
Like if a wife let her husband with three kids and no job
To run off to f-ing Hawaii with some doctor name Bob,
I would hurt them and drain them of blood til they die...
Especially Bob...
Then I would be Justice Guy.
Or I could be more subtle,
No I didn't mean to be vague.
She'd catch the mad cow disease
Let him die of the plague.
Just so long as they suffer for their terrible lie...
Especially Bob...
Then I would be Justice Guy.
(excerpt from "If I Could be a Superhero" by Stephen Lynch)
Kryllith
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That was one of the greatest standup comedy specials I have ever seen. That guy is my hero.
(In case you haven't noticed, I have a lot of heroes)
Subject: Re: HEY! IF YOU WERE A SUPERHERO...
I would be able to swing from tree to tree and hide my self from any person that passes me but every hero has a special move and mine would to have the most evilest laugh of all time and it would be like this!!!!!!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
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Just call me....Dick! :o
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i would be super melon, cuz the inter thoughts of my brain overpower everyone elses.
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I have to say it. I would deffinately be CATWOMAN! I guess I already am a superhero lol. I know on t.v. she was a villian and in the movie it really wasn't too clear whether she was a villian or not. But, I am not her and I am not a villian.
Cat
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I would be… http://www.lanset.com/azazella/don%20in%20swimsuit.jpg SPEEDO BOY!
Able to leap into swimming pools in a single bound…
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well, now that I'm blind, I think I'll be the Daredevil... :P
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I'd be Syncronos. My super power would be the ability to accelerate my body's oxygen intake on the cellular level, thus speeding up my cardio-vascular system. That way, I'd be able to move faster and be stronger than any normal human being. I'd even be able to synchronize my heart beat to the beat of fast-paced techno music (my favorite, by the way), and move perpetually without ever having to slow down. Think of it...a human can only go as fast as his or her heart will allow. If you push your heart too hard, it'll stop. But, imagine if that were no longer an issue?
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OOH! OOH! I KNOW!
Enrique Iglesias...because I could be your hero, and you could take my breath away...and I would also be dating Anna Kournikova without having to be a Russian hockey player ;D
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EH...I don't see what the big eal is with Anna Korn-cob...she plays tennis in skirts. So what? ::)
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well, now that I'm blind, I think I'll be the Daredevil... :P
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ROTFLMAO!!! http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/lachen/lachen018.gif
I was caught by surprise with this one. My gum flew out of my mouth! ;D
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ROTFLMAO!!! http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/lachen/lachen018.gif
I was caught by surprise with this one. My gum flew out of my mouth! ;D
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Glad to have made your day ;D
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::) Speedo Boy? Yeah...um...great...
Faster than a speeding beach ball...able to remove deep wedgies in a single pick...stronger than SPF 20 sunblock
::)::)::) and ::) again
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::) Speedo Boy? Yeah...um...great...
Faster than a speeding beach ball...able to remove deep wedgies in a single pick...stronger than SPF 20 sunblock
::)::)::) and ::) again
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Perhaps he also possesses the power of the super-bellyflop? The ability to emit high-frequency noises due to the pinching of said speedo?
Just a thought ::)
Subject: Re: HEY! IF YOU WERE A SUPERHERO...
If I were one I don't know what I'd do